Vrindavan Times Report
Due to some mysterious sightings that have been reported from a small town in North India the bureau office of Vrindavan Times immediately dispatched two of their most experienced reporters to get some information. On reaching the small sleepy town in the middle of the night the reporters came across a group of people celebrating on the streets. Although the reporters were taken by surprise, they were intrigued and asked the people concerned the reason for their happiness. They were told that a once in a lifetime sight is going to occur on the ghats of the river that morning and they are all there to witness the same. Our reporters bravely pushed their way through the crowds thronging the streets and found a place on the ghat to observe the once in a lifetime happening. Slowly as the sun rose above the horizon, a mysterious object rose from the river. Everybody was mesmerized by the sight of the once in the lifetime birth of the white daisy. A very learned man told our reporters that this white daisy is not a common daisy but is the very famous gendwa phool who has been born again. Apparently the white daisy has enormous amount of power and the details will be revealed soon in the coming months.
On the same day there was a massive stampede that broke out in a neighboring city. On enquiry it was revealed that all red night gowns in the various shops have been sold out and the shopkeepers are puzzled at the sudden demand for this piece of clothing. We are sorry to report that our reporters refused to cover the stampede because they were scared that they would be attacked by a very dangerous organism called Devstatus molesticus.