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Mera MG thik ho gaya - courtasy of all u friends who had sent bouquets, chocolates (which i only ate 😉).
🥳I have an important announcement to make - cv's apologised to my MG for putting it in critical condition😆😆😆
so friends,what are we waiting for,let's enter the blooper world oops LTL world😉
Warning : Enter at ur own risk
Looks like cv's were serious about their apology,& here silly me **hits herself** was making fun of their apology,**kaan pakding**
So,as always i got wet due to bina warning ki blooper rain.
** makes mental note -always carry umbrella even if it is dry day prediction😆**
1) The first award goes to - Dutta's watch
So after many episodes we all got dutta darshan **busy looking at dutta😍😍😍**
**gets hit by her own MG** shocked everyone by my MG's sudden outburst😲,even i was,then i saw dutta's hand & OMG he was wearing a very stylish watch.
Now,first of all who gifted him the watch** asks zuby ,she blushes**
so confirmed the watch is gift from Zuby.😉
** hides behind Zuby before all the other girls throw chappals**
Ok,calm down girls,i know u all love dutta,so how about we make peace & i give u another explanation - Dutta wanted to look dashing ,since he was appearing after so many days.
He very well knows - all the IF girls are dying to see him in DSP style.
So to save his repution in front of us,he made cv's give him atleast one of his accessory.
Ab bechare cv's ,kya karte ,unhe humse panga thodi lena tha?😆so they did what DSP asked.
** sees everyone smiling & leaves for next**
2)the second award goes to - Seema's car & Chacha's driving
How many days it take for anyone to cover approx 100-150 kms.?
I know this is not driving class & i am no expert of driving,infact i don't know driving at all.
The reason why i asked this question is,
Since,last friday these people left seema's place & still not reached at their destination?
** are naadan ladki ,meaning myself - itni simple baat tere bheje me nahi jaati.chanda ko bich me dance karne ka mood aaya hoga & chacha ko riyaz ka😆,so the end result car didn't like their performance ,hence she went into protest, & just today after seeing DSP ,she agreed to move forward.**
Ye le,aur main aivayi kush ho rahi thi ki dutta hame impress karne ke liye style maar raha tha but,ye sab to stupid car ke liye tha😭
since i am praising the car,i noticed one more thing ,the cost cutting is only for poor PN people,
you know friends when first time seema met nakku ,she had white car & today this new one.I am not sure of colour-black/ navy blue since i was seeing thru MG😆.
So moral of the story is seema is filthy rich with two cars ,but poor her,yaa yaa,poor in terms of clothes.She changes car,but not cloths.Nakku ko bhi 1st time aajwali saree me hi mili thi.
This is what is called continuity,bravo cv's👏👏👏
Aur aap log aise hi in becahro ko badnaam karte ho.
** seeing more chappals runs for her life**😆
3)The third award goes to - Dutta's wound & bandage
Kis type ka wound hai yaar,heel hone ka naam hi nahi leta.
Ab tak maine socha tha,sirf seema chipku hai but ye wound to uska bhi guru hai chipkne ke matter me😆😆😆.Ek mahine se chipka hua hai.
Ye dutta bhi naa,kaisi kaisi cheezon ko attract kar leta hai.😆😆😆Jo usse milta hai bus chodta hi nahi.Are meri pyaari nakku pe thodi daya karo😉.
4)The fourth award goes to - Nakku's chappals
**looks at everyone's surprised face**
let me explain - while running from PN till climbing in sardarji's truck ,she had worn golden chappals.But,while running & fainting ,she was barefoot.
Question is -where her chappals disappear?
Trucks diesel pe chalte hai ye to sab ko pata hai.
But since this was special truck,ye nakku ke chappal pehenkar bhaag raha tha.
Ya phir aisa ho sakta hai,nakku being dayalu type ,truck se utar ne ke baad ,raaste me kisi ko gift kar diye honge.
Now,u all will ask gift kyun,well us bande ya bandi ne uska bhasan suna hoga isiliye khush hokar😆😆😆
5) The fifth award goes to - Kala's Hair
Finally she fired her hair stylist - Mr. rat ( who was reponsible for her previous hair style)😆
So what u all saw today was her own handiwork.😉
Do let her know whether u liked this hair or not. Address will be provided by mimi😉
6) The sixth award goes to - Nakku
Don't look at me,did u all not find it weird how all of a sudden from seema's shoulder she tried to lend on dutta.😆
Pata hai nakku,hum sab jaante hai,tu behosh nahi thi naa😉.Badmash-dutta ko touch karne ka chance le rahi thi😉
& we all thought nakku is on anshan ,bechari bina food-water ke behosh ho gayi.😛
The last one is very special one - Dutta's Flashbacks
Do u girls know,we all are class 1 fools .
Don't believe me,want proof - for past 1 yr. we were knowing that song was nakku's dream😲.
But,nope ,nada -it was actually dutta's dream.😉
I tell u,i have never been fooled by anyone for 1 yr.
The moral of the story is Dutta had seen fair nakku one year back,uske saath gaana bhi gaya tha ,romance bhi kiya tha but aise hi ab tak wo anjaan baana baitha tha,dhokha dhokha chilla raha tha.Hum sab ka ullu bana raha tha.Ab aap log phir puchoge - kyuon,wo isliye:
Usse hum sab ko MTV bakra award jo dena tha.
I did not know ki wo DSP hone ke saathsaath part time MTV ke show ka host bhi hai😆😆😆
There were few tiny -winy glitches but,since the post has already turned yawn -inducing🥱
so ,i am not touching them.Afterall mujhe baar-baar chappal nahi khane😆
Waiting to hear from u all as to how u found my recovered MG's performance😉
Pooja😊
Mera MG thik ho gaya - courtasy of all u friends who had sent bouquets, chocolates (which i only ate 😉).
🥳I have an important announcement to make - cv's apologised to my MG for putting it in critical condition😆😆😆
so friends,what are we waiting for,let's enter the blooper world oops LTL world😉
Warning : Enter at ur own risk
Looks like cv's were serious about their apology,& here silly me **hits herself** was making fun of their apology,**kaan pakding**
So,as always i got wet due to bina warning ki blooper rain.
** makes mental note -always carry umbrella even if it is dry day prediction😆**
1) The first award goes to - Dutta's watch
So after many episodes we all got dutta darshan **busy looking at dutta😍😍😍**
**gets hit by her own MG** shocked everyone by my MG's sudden outburst😲,even i was,then i saw dutta's hand & OMG he was wearing a very stylish watch.
Now,first of all who gifted him the watch** asks zuby ,she blushes**
so confirmed the watch is gift from Zuby.😉
** hides behind Zuby before all the other girls throw chappals**
Ok,calm down girls,i know u all love dutta,so how about we make peace & i give u another explanation - Dutta wanted to look dashing ,since he was appearing after so many days.
He very well knows - all the IF girls are dying to see him in DSP style.
So to save his repution in front of us,he made cv's give him atleast one of his accessory.
Ab bechare cv's ,kya karte ,unhe humse panga thodi lena tha?😆so they did what DSP asked.
** sees everyone smiling & leaves for next**
2)the second award goes to - Seema's car & Chacha's driving
How many days it take for anyone to cover approx 100-150 kms.?
I know this is not driving class & i am no expert of driving,infact i don't know driving at all.
The reason why i asked this question is,
Since,last friday these people left seema's place & still not reached at their destination?
** are naadan ladki ,meaning myself - itni simple baat tere bheje me nahi jaati.chanda ko bich me dance karne ka mood aaya hoga & chacha ko riyaz ka😆,so the end result car didn't like their performance ,hence she went into protest, & just today after seeing DSP ,she agreed to move forward.**
Ye le,aur main aivayi kush ho rahi thi ki dutta hame impress karne ke liye style maar raha tha but,ye sab to stupid car ke liye tha😭
since i am praising the car,i noticed one more thing ,the cost cutting is only for poor PN people,
you know friends when first time seema met nakku ,she had white car & today this new one.I am not sure of colour-black/ navy blue since i was seeing thru MG😆.
So moral of the story is seema is filthy rich with two cars ,but poor her,yaa yaa,poor in terms of clothes.She changes car,but not cloths.Nakku ko bhi 1st time aajwali saree me hi mili thi.
This is what is called continuity,bravo cv's👏👏👏
Aur aap log aise hi in becahro ko badnaam karte ho.
** seeing more chappals runs for her life**😆
3)The third award goes to - Dutta's wound & bandage
Kis type ka wound hai yaar,heel hone ka naam hi nahi leta.
Ab tak maine socha tha,sirf seema chipku hai but ye wound to uska bhi guru hai chipkne ke matter me😆😆😆.Ek mahine se chipka hua hai.
Ye dutta bhi naa,kaisi kaisi cheezon ko attract kar leta hai.😆😆😆Jo usse milta hai bus chodta hi nahi.Are meri pyaari nakku pe thodi daya karo😉.
4)The fourth award goes to - Nakku's chappals
**looks at everyone's surprised face**
let me explain - while running from PN till climbing in sardarji's truck ,she had worn golden chappals.But,while running & fainting ,she was barefoot.
Question is -where her chappals disappear?
Trucks diesel pe chalte hai ye to sab ko pata hai.
But since this was special truck,ye nakku ke chappal pehenkar bhaag raha tha.
Ya phir aisa ho sakta hai,nakku being dayalu type ,truck se utar ne ke baad ,raaste me kisi ko gift kar diye honge.
Now,u all will ask gift kyun,well us bande ya bandi ne uska bhasan suna hoga isiliye khush hokar😆😆😆
5) The fifth award goes to - Kala's Hair
Finally she fired her hair stylist - Mr. rat ( who was reponsible for her previous hair style)😆
So what u all saw today was her own handiwork.😉
Do let her know whether u liked this hair or not. Address will be provided by mimi😉
6) The sixth award goes to - Nakku
Don't look at me,did u all not find it weird how all of a sudden from seema's shoulder she tried to lend on dutta.😆
Pata hai nakku,hum sab jaante hai,tu behosh nahi thi naa😉.Badmash-dutta ko touch karne ka chance le rahi thi😉
& we all thought nakku is on anshan ,bechari bina food-water ke behosh ho gayi.😛
The last one is very special one - Dutta's Flashbacks
Do u girls know,we all are class 1 fools .
Don't believe me,want proof - for past 1 yr. we were knowing that song was nakku's dream😲.
But,nope ,nada -it was actually dutta's dream.😉
I tell u,i have never been fooled by anyone for 1 yr.
The moral of the story is Dutta had seen fair nakku one year back,uske saath gaana bhi gaya tha ,romance bhi kiya tha but aise hi ab tak wo anjaan baana baitha tha,dhokha dhokha chilla raha tha.Hum sab ka ullu bana raha tha.Ab aap log phir puchoge - kyuon,wo isliye:
Usse hum sab ko MTV bakra award jo dena tha.
I did not know ki wo DSP hone ke saathsaath part time MTV ke show ka host bhi hai😆😆😆
There were few tiny -winy glitches but,since the post has already turned yawn -inducing🥱
so ,i am not touching them.Afterall mujhe baar-baar chappal nahi khane😆
Waiting to hear from u all as to how u found my recovered MG's performance😉
Pooja😊
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