Going by the posts by some members and the ever growing interest shown in some characters of Kasamh Se, I have proposed a common club to be set up honouring the common loves of our TV Life'sπ Hence, the inception of the Mama, Bhanja and Chikna Club of India Forums, dedicated our very own, very much loved (I love him, don't make faces!π) Mr. Walia, the much in demand, the much lusted after Ranveer and the slowly but steadily emerging hottie, Saahil!
But before we can go ahead with registering this club, here are some general rules and regulations which are to be followed by all the future members! Read ahead:
Rules and Regulations for membership to MBC Club of India Forums:
- Only Females (with high estrogen levels π) allowed! Age no bar....anyone from 8 to 80 is free to sign up, as long as you belong to the correct species (That is you are born a woman!)π All the members have to peacefully co-exist with the other membersβ¦physical violence won't be tolerated at any costβ¦Verbal abuses can be exchanged through PM'sβ¦as long as the Moderator's are not aware of it!π Mr. Walia is supposed to be addressed as Jai, Mr. Walia, Uncle, Mamaji, Cuddly-Wuddly and Werewolf! Ranveer to be addressed as Bhanja, Mama's baby boy, Sexy Sanyasi, Babaji, Holy Shaitaan, Hottie! Saahil to be addressed as Chikna, Cutie-Pie and anything that you guys wish to call him!π No one calls Mr. Walia a Potato from now onwards (Rmβ¦this is specifically meant for you!π). He is as sexy and hot as Bhanja and Chikna, only he is more mature, more loaded with money and much more intelligent!βοΈ Bani Walia is the Universal Mamiji of the Club, none of the members would try and pair her with either "Babaji" or with "Chikna"! Mamiji is solely and only meant for Cuddly Wuddly (aka Jai Walia!)π³ Every Thursday, there will be "Bhajan Sessions" for followers of Baba Ranveer Walia of Walia Mansion, Mumbai! The Bhajan collection will be provided for by Simz (xsimzxchickzx) and the Official singer would be Doyelpakhi! (Make sure all of you get ear-plugs in advance, we cannot take guarantee for your ear-drums being damaged!)π€π(Just joking Doe, don't take it to heart!) All Baba-Ranveer Bakht have to come donned in a bright Red Tikka and Armani Suits for the Bhajan-Kirtan Sessions! And yes, there should be a permanent snarl on the faces!π‘ No romantic overtures of any kind are allowed in the Bhajan Session, whatever amorous interludes takes place, has to be outside the Walia Mansion, well-hidden from Mr. Walia's sharp eyes!π Jigyasa will be the Presiding Deity of this club, as she is Babaji's biggest inspiration! All the members bow in obedience to "Maataji"β¦Mr. Walia's fan's can be excused!π€’ A Mother-son week is to be held every week, to honor the special bond between the "naagin and her little one"!π All chikna (Saahil) fans are supposed to don huge spectacles and have a permanent sulk on their facesβ¦the one who resembles Rano the most will be given preferential treatment.π We are all to make the best use of Google by finding as many pictures of Babaji Ranveer and Chikna Saahil and post them on the Forum. The one's with them in minimalist clothing's will be awarded a special prize! The one which has them topless would be recommended for a special honor! Let us leave Mr. Walia out of this, honestly with his kind of body, he would be best left covered up!π€ Since, the common enemy of this club is Pushkar, we can all unabashedly join in bashing him, the more the better! We can collectively call him either Back-stabber or Pyjama, whatever you like best!π
- Any member found breaking any of the rule will be severely dealt with. I am coming up with some stringent punishment measures, very soon!π
A general body meeting will be scheduled very soon in which we would elect the General Council Members who would be active in the day to day running of this Club!
Girls, kindly sign up for the club asapβ¦the first few members to sign up would be given a sneak peek into Babaji working out in the Gym, Saahil in the Swimming pool and Cuddly Wuddly romancing Bani! Now, that should make all of you happy in some way or the other!
Till then, Adios Amigo's,
MT