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JUST QUICKLY PUT THIS TOGETHER...HOPE YOU LIKE IT. AND THANKS TO ANU FOR HER MEMORABLE LINES IN THE POST.
TB: Today, I am honored, and I am not lying when I say that, to have The Man Himself'well the Man AFTER Mishal-- Pranjal Saxena, Creative Director of LTL. Welcome.
TB: So what is going on?
PS: Well, the show is kicking into high gear, as you know.
TB: I've heard..
PS: You heard? TB, I thought you were a passionate follower of the show.
TB: The only thing I'm a passionate follower of is Dutta to be quite honest.
PS: You girls are "too obsessed"...the story is about Naku.
TB: Naku, Faku.😉 Chodo'I'm glad you brought that up...I wanted to talk to you about some comments you made that riled some people up'
PS: I'm sorry, what? I thought we were going to talk about what is happening on the show.
TB: Oh, we can always get to that later'this is FAR more interesting...trust.
PS: There isn't much to say about what I responded...
TB: I hear you called Mishal a Drama Queen...
PS: What?
TB: Drama Queen...you know, Jennifer Lopez like...needs constant adulation, has to have everything on his own terms.
PS: I never said that...
TB: I heard you did...Drama Queen? <laughs> Mishal's going to flip out...even throw a Tantrum...Dutta style'<laughs>
PS: I think this is a big misunderstanding...
TB: No need to lie...
PS: I'm not.
TB: Fine. One man's truth is another man's lie. Chodo'next topic. You also said that you are happy with the storytelling on the show.
PS: I am.
TB: For real?
PS: Yes, what kind of question is that? Of course, I'm happy.
TB: You don't have to pretend...really.
PS: I'm not pretending!
TB: You do protest too much! Fine, even if you won't be honest with me, I will be honest with you. The "STORYTELLING" on the show'<thinks about how to put it>
PS: Is...
TB: I'm trying to be polite'you know, it is very hard for me. Takes time.
PS: You can say it.
TB: Sucks...
PS: What?
TB: I said "Sucks". It's become silly, like watching some pubescent couple and their silly little problems. And don't get me started on Drunk Naku's Non-Drunken Dance! Is that an oxymoron? Didn't you people learn after last time'I mean people wanted to poke my eyes out--POKE THEIR EYES OUT--rather than watch her dance again. Just because Mahhi likes to shake her thing, doesn't mean you have to let her!
PS: Oh my God! That's so not true.
TB: It IS.
PS: No, it's not.
TB: Fine, it is not. Happy? Anyways, I was reading the responses that went back and forth and I thought I would share them with you.
TB: <reading> From Anu. "Hoping that Mr Saxena's editing team doesnt chop of fD-N-B and show us a documentary on Babi's chawl life (because he is still under the assumption that Nakku is in the chawl and we all want to see how a chawl life is )' Is that true? You think of Naku as still in the chawl? I mean you did tell them that "nakku comes from a chawl...and is a maid's daughter...this line hold the key for us". Oh NO!
PS: What?
TB: You're not going to make her the illegitimate daughter of some powerful man or something? Get it she is the daughter of a maid...<TB winks>
PS: TB, do you really think we would do something like that?
TB: <quiet and trying to be polite but then failing miserably> Damn right, I do.
PS: Well, we wouldn't. We know where the story needs to go. It's about Naku and her being a maid's daughter.
TB: And the CHAWL.
PS: No not the chawl!!! Please stop it with the chawl!
TB: Arre, let's be honest'we're friends, right? And friends can tell each other anything. Tell me...
PS: Tell you what?
TB: You do know that Dutta is the star of the show, right?
PS: It's Naku's story.
TB: HELLO! EARTH TO PRANJAL...This show is what it is because of Dutta. It was never about Naku and the CHAWL! Maybe that's what it says on that prissy little COLORS website, but that doesn't make it true,
PS: <dumbfounded> I don't even know what to say.
TB: That's okay. I get that look all the time!