A
woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After
they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of
our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The
woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement,
opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it
back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
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