Not sure if this has been posted before, so posting it here. For those not from India, these are the Mobile Phone Service companies in India and their "Ads"
Life before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".
During honeymoon i t s RELIANCE-
" Always get in Touch ".
After Honeymoon i t s HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur wife network follows".
After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can change ur life ".
After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not reachable "?????????