Death of a mother-in-law

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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had
genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock toall no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and
mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't, it's all booked up for a year.'"

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SRK-ian thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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That was a great joke! 😆
Thank for sharing!
Jess. thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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haha love it!
It's funny how the women weren't asking for the mule to kill their MIL's :P
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Posted: 14 years ago
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everyone is not as lucky ...awesome...!!!
baz786 thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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The mother in law was killed accidently by mule

And the funny bit is he found that assisting others to kill there mother in laws with the mule lol
Good one :)

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