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Kools reporting from base .............. The Saga of Holy Archu continues in PR .
Holy Archu filled Bhagwan's form for him and by mistake ticked MARRIED although legally Bhagwan is DIVORCED and UNMARRIED now . U see guys , Holy Archu feels very very MARRIED in her mind . Spiritually , that is . She had told Shravni ..........this piece of paper will NEVVVVVER make me JUDA from my BHAGWAN . I am SPIRITUALLY wedded to him . The Spiritual WEDDING continues even though she is LEGALLY marrying TDH today . SUCH is the SPIRITUAL WEDDING , THE CONNECTION ! Even if TDH and she have BACHCHAS , some dark , some fair , some glum, some broody THIS SPIRITUAL WEDDING will continue . TDH is doing his best to find some alternative of SPIRITUAL DIVORCE for this problem , but alas , he has been defeated . It seems there r spiritual weddings but no spiritual DIVORCES . Only LEGAL divorces r available , and they r applicable ONLY to legal marraiges ! Alas !
Holy Archu wept . Bhags assured her it was OK . DOn't CRY he said like a lallu , thinking she was crying coz she messed up the form .I'll get ANOTHER form . The Bank has MANY MANY FORMS Holy Archu .
Holy Archu looked at him worshippingly . Then Bhags and Holy Archu filled forms after forms to spend MAXIMUM time with each other . Then Holy Archu unwillingly went to the cashier to withdraw money only to find that Manohar's account was ten thousand rupees short of cash . She could ONLY withdraw Thirty thousand rupees . Just as I was getting sure that Manohar had secretly transferred the money to a private account where he is hoarding cash to flee to Jamaica one day , the cashier told her that the money was deducted due to some PERSONAL LOAN . Holy Archu sadly withdrew only thirty thousand rupees and turned , to see what ?
Yes ! Bhags was leaning against the wall and was watching her all along as she withdrew the money . He hadn't left the bank .He hangs around Holy Archu all the time and has rejoined the company for precisely THIS . He had heard ALL . Immediately , he decided to 'SAVE" .
Here Holy Archu , he said , immediately giving her the money HE had withdrawn . Here r ten thousand rupees . Don't give ur BABA any tension , think of his WEAK heart . I am there na . Here , u take it .Repay me next week , no probs .
Holy Archu looked at him with POOJA written in her eyes . My Bhags !she thought . So Good , So Helpful ! Always handing my maayka money .....ALWAYS ! 3 lacs ,fixed deposits for my sisters , Gold necklace for Vaishu , now this ! He is my Baba's GUARDIAN ANGEL . pulling him out of lakes , compensating for his financial blunders ! Bhags needs to be shown NAIVEDYAM daily , she thought firmly .
Outside the bank , Holy Archu , who had fever , fainted in Bhags' divine arms . Bhags held her crying Holy Archu !Holy Archu ! What happened Holy Archu ?
Just then Bhags felt a burning sensation in his chest . He saw , to his horror , two black holes in his soul , caused by invisible laser rays . He followed the rays and saw that they were coming from the angered dark eyes of his arch enemy , TDH . He had come there with his white car to pick Holy Archu from the bank so that they could go to the office together . And what had he seen ?His fiancee in the arms of her EX ! TDH glared at them malevolently .
He came striding sexily to Bhags and ignored him when he tried to give explanations . He firmly put his handsome brown hand around Holy Archu's lovely bare back , denoting HAQ to Bhags , and walked with Holy Archu to his car and made her sit there .Then he came back and fired BHags left rite and center .
U SNEAK ! U miserable , hypocritical SNEAK ! he told a flabbergasted Bhags . U think I don't know what u had planned in that Godly BRAIN of urs ? Ha ? U were gonna take her home and do her SEVA and impress her maayka [ those pathetic K fools] by SAVING weren't u ? Hah ! U think I don't know about the Superman underwear suit u wear under ur normal clothes ? I kNOW about it , full Dombivli knows about it ! Its RED ! The underwear , I mean . And U think i don't know how u "SAVE" ? Ur tactics r old now Bhags ! As old as u and ur VIRGINITY ! Hah ! Try some new ones ! Well heres news for u ...........I AM TAKING MY MANGETAR HOME AND U CAN WATCH US SUCKING A LOLLIPOP ! A RED ONE , TO MATCH UR SUPERMAN UNDERWEAR ! yeah , I''ll pay for it , I'm a generous , unpretentious enemy ! Hah ! So there ! And whats more , I TOUCHED HER FAIR BACK U OLD VIRGIN ! And it FELT GOOD ! Very soon i'll have your Holy Archu wearing noodle straps , just u wait ! Hah !
And TDH zoomed off with a woebegone Holy Archu looking wistfully at Bhags from the car window .
Bhags gulped and gurgled and gasped in horror at TDH's evil plans .
Holy Archu suddenly got a divine preminition that she HAS to apologise to Behnoi BATATAWADA before things got too spoilt .{ As if ABHI KUCH BACHA HAI} . But U have FEVER , said Chubby who was patting her and putting her to sleep , singing lullabies of TDH"s noble actions .........the most noble being ACCEPTING HOLY ARCHU WITH HER ATEET .
He went against JAG KI REET
and accepted U with ur ATEET
No one wud ever do it I BET
O Holy Archu don't u EVER FORGET !
sang Chubby melodiously , patting Holy Archu who was sleeping with a headache , thinking of Bhags , and wishing her mom wud go away and live in TDH's house forever if she liked him so much .
Batatawada did nOT accept the apology graciously , of course . He did not bother to pretend .
Of course I am nOT gonna do u MAAF he said bitterly to Holy Archu , who apologised with a frown on her pretty forehead , denoting she was apologising only for RISHTA's sake , but in reality she STILL thought him a CHOR . HaH ! Slapping me for your PYAAR , your PAVITRA RISHTA ! he said purposefully , rubbing it in , coz he wanted to see if she wud slap him again . Who the hell do u think you are Holy Archu ! Some dEVI ? Well ur NOT ! U didnt care about the health of your parents , or how ur sister's marraige wud be affected ! DEVIS DO CARE ! Ur just as SWARTHI as I AM . FIXATED ON UR GOAL , bas ! And Ur GOAL is that Manav and ur PAVITRA RISHTA ! Accusing me of being swarthi when we r two sides of same coin with different goals ! U bad woman ! Daring to slap ur boss cum behnoi and now demanding MAAFI ! KUCH NAHI DOONGA MAAFI BAS AB HO GAYA KAAFI ! said Batatawada , as bitter as a karela and went out , advising Vaishu to do good KHAATIRDARI of CHUBBY , his SAAS , against whom he held no IRE . Don't SLAP HER like ur sister slapped me , he told a crestfallen Vaishu in front of a horrified Chubby , who had never really considered THAT aspect .
Ajit told Bhags that TDH was not THEEK for Holy Archu as a husband . Trust me , I know my kind , said the improved Ajit , thinking fondly of all the old meanies he had wined and dined with . He could sniff them from a distance and he had sniffed such a meanie bone in TDH . Holy Archu will be better off marrying some GAREEB , but not THIS Meanie , he advised wisely . Didn't it strike u that she was marrying a WRONG PERSON when he tortured u in the jail cell ?Ha?
It hadn't . Bhags gulped , slow witted as ever and listened uneasily .
But ...But he is accepting Holy Archu with her ATEET ! he said , unsure of himself .
What ATEET . She has no ATEET . That meanie is marrying her hundred percent for his FAIDA said AJit with a snort . I'm telling u Bhags , I KNOW my own kind .
Bhags felt very very uneasy after hearing this .
He then heard TDH saying he wud do ANYTHING for MONEY and remembered WISE AJIT .
Now he is trying to phone Holy Archu but she keeps cutting the phones coz all r taunting her about the PAVITRA RISHTA .
Okie Dokie . This is for CVs . A corny idea for this corny serial to put things right between Holy Archu ,BHags and Dharmu . Show Dharmu finding out Prakash did it via Ajit . Show Dharmu slapping Praksh .Show Prakash trying to kill Dharmu with a knife . Show Manav SAVING đand taking knife wound on his hand .Show Praksh attempting again .Show Archna rushing and taking a stab wound on her shoulder . Show others overpowering Prakash and police taking him away . Show Dharmu kissing the Holy Duo's feet with gratitude , praising their PAVITRA RISHTA .
Personally I wud have preferred seeing Dharmu tied nangu pungu , only in a striped chaddi on a slab of ice where Meanie Prakash tickled his chubby soles and lit fire with his lighter between his toes , in an old secluded barn .
Kools signing off for today . Like button only if u liked and comments even if u don't .Enjoy and CIAO .
