Archu's Sagaai: The Melodrama

Archu's Sagaai: The Melodrama

The entire sagaai episode may be like this.

Night before Sagaai: Archu is weeping while sleeping on the floor. She is wearing that flowery nighty. Song plays: Peeda Majha…..

Morning: Typical morning music of PR. Sulochana with a towel on her hair is woshipping Bappa. Archu is making tea. Manohar is reading the news paper.

Sulochana –(To manohar) aaho…kitna sara kaam pada hai aur aap baith ke news padh rahe ho..(To Archu) Beta tu chai mat bana…aur kitne din bhala is ghar mein rahegi jo tujh se kaam karwaungi…

Manohar- (adjusts his lenses)

Archu- main chai bana leti hun aai..

(serves the tea)

Sulo- Aaho aap abhi tak gaye nahi..ghar mein kitna sara kaam pada hai

Manohar- (smiles) abhut khush lag rahi ho tum

Sulo-kyun na hun khush. Meri Archu ki Shaadi jo honewali hai..zindegi mein aage badhegi ab wo

Mid day

(Vinod arrives)

Vinod- dekh aai, main archu keliye yeh nayi saree leke aaya hun

Manju- (does the typical bithy witchy movement in her eye balls with typical music)

(Sulochana is very happy and hugs Archu. But Archu is still looking sad)

Evening

Guests, family members arrive. Aap kaise hain, main achha main achhi hun goes on for 5 mins.

Now please allow SD to write his own dialogues.

Jaywant- (Archu ko dekh ke soch raha hai- Kya maal hai yaar…bas yeh shaadi ho jaye to khub masti karunga…kabhi kabhi dopahar ko bhi company se chhuti leke ekdum jam ke….bas shaadi ho jaye)

Manav – (jay ki gandi nazar ka pata chal jata hai) kya soch rahe ho jay

Jay-kuch nahi

Manav-yeh dhyan mein rakho ki Archana ek pavitra ladki hai..aur zindegi bhar pavitra rahegi wo..samjhe

Jay- beta tum cold drinks distribute karne mein ajit ki help karo

Manav-(gusse mein chala jata hai)

Another scene

Rasika- (to sulochana) wah sulochana taai..aaj kal ke zamane mein jahan ladki keliye ek damaad nahin milta wahan aap archana keliye ek ke baad ek dulha la rahe hain..pehle aapne mechanic se shuruwad ki aur abhi manager..lagta hai aane wale dino mein archu ki shaadi kisi company ke maalik se karwaengi 😆

Sulochana- (naraz hoke) dekhiye rasika taai hum iske bare mein baat na Karen to achha hai

Another scene

Jay- Archana parson mere dost ki sagaai hui thi. Sagaai ke baad usne apni fiance ko lip kiss ki.

Archana- kya matlab hai aap ka

Jay-ab main betaab hun janeman apne rasile honthon ko mere hawale kar do na

Manav- (comes there) filhaal aap slice pijiye aur Katrina ke rasile honthon ke bare mein sochiye

Shravani- (comes) agar jay archu ko kiss karma chahta hai to aap ko jalan kyun hoti hai manav..ab aap sirf meri lips ki rakhwali karenge na ki kisi parayi aurat ki

Jay- shravani has a point

Manav-par shravani

Shravani- aap mujhe kiss kar sakte ho Manav. Sare aam kar sakte ho..chalo aao na

Archana- dekho yeh sab galat hai

Jay-hey archana..dono ko karne do na aao hum bhi karte hain

Manav- kaminey main teri jaan le lunga

Ajit- (comes in) good manav..aur uski laash ko thiklane lagane mein main teri madad karunga manav

Sulochana- oh yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Manav tum yahan se chale jao..jahan tum aate ho ashanti wahan hoti hai..tumhari wajeh se meri beti aage badh nahi pa rahi zindegi mein..plz use jeene do

Manav- (with tears)par aai

Sulochana- dekho hum logo ne tumhe izzat di na..har function mein ek nayi sherwani di na..bas khud ki beizzati mat karo (saans ful jati hain..she needs the puff..manav gives one from his pocket)

Archana- manav yeh aap laye the

Manav- haan jab bhi tumhare ghar aata hun ek naya puff kharid leta hun

Manohar- (adjust the lenses)

Manju- (witchy look)

Sulochana- tumhara bahut bahut shukriya manav..par plz chale jao

(ArMan are in tears and have an eye lock)

Shravani- archu tune mere manav ko aise pyasi nazar se dekha na teri aankhen noch lungi

Jay-Archu tum thoda bed room mein chalo na

Manav- abe jaywant teri maa ki……………………..

(Jay-Manav start fighting...)

Shravani- archana tum jay ko kiss karti kyun nahi.....

Sulochana-bas manav bas..tum yahan se jaoge ya nahi ya main police ko ph karun?

Manav- thik hai jata hun...archu is kaminey ne tumhe haath bhi laghya na mujhe missed call kar dena..main iski khal khinch lunga

Ajit- aur main us khaal se chappal banake pehene ke roz factory jaunga

Jay's Parents- oh no..is ghar se hum rishta nahin kar sakte..chal beta jay

Jay- par..ek kiss karni thi mujhe

Ajit-tujhe ek dalal ka number de deta hun woh tere liye kiss ke sath sath bahut kuch ka jugaad karwa dega..😆

(haath khinch ke jay ko parents le jate hain)

Songs starts playing

Pavitra Rishta…tere mere mann ka…

thanks Vishwa and monica.