Bhaingan ka bharta...funnny..

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Finally the old Lion and LOMDI (Amma) with Pishaachini are back in their cage I mean Thakur nivas...what a grand welcomewa....Shakti (KHOTTA SIKKA) is walking towards Krishna and looking at Arushi with lust in eyes..(Kameene ne jaise kabhi ladki dekhi hi nahi hai..) He tells Dadi ki krishna ki achi tarah se champi maalish karo..sar mein bahut Juen(Lices) hain...krishna replies..Dadi mere baad is sade hue Kaddoo ki OSTRICH OIL se champi karna...giraffe ki neck nikal kar ladkiyon ki dekhta rahta hai..😆😆

Arushi aankhon mein mineral anf filter water bharkar comes to Khotta sikka..and says,' kyun be Langoor, Orangutan ki nikaami aulad, mujhe trailor dikhaaya, but I will show the 70mm. cinemascope movie in DOlBY soundwa..😆.Dadi, Pratigya and Kesar kulfi are in shock...krishna baba's eyes expanding like batman's wings..😆 And Arushi Tikhi Mirchi ne Kolhapuri Chappal 71/4 size ka nikaal kar Chhachundar ke gaal per de maara...sataaakkk....😆😆Sajan Noodles singh ki aankhen poppat ke jaise ghoomne lagi, Amma ka moonh aise khula jaise Dracula jee ko Bhajan gaate dekh rahi ho..😆Pishaachini was like she wanted to fly like Betaal....(Vikram aur Betaal tales)😆..

Amma tells Arushi how dare you slap my defective son with Kolhapuri chappal?..why dint you use Paragon ke chappal? or Bata's..😆😆aisa kya kiya tha isne?😕

Arushi...Amma, aapka defective beta yeh Orangutan, kitchen mein mujhe se kah raha tha ki mujhe Bhaingan ke pakode khaane hain, maine kaha ki bhaingan ka bharta bana rahi hoon, lekin yeh UBLAA (Boiled) hua bhaingan mere kareeb aaya aur jaise hi he opened his mouth, mujhe chakkar aa gaya, pass mein teen chuhe aur 8 cockroaches ki untimely death ho gayi, iss Giraffe ne panch din se toothbrush nahi kiya hai...maine bhi gusse mein UBLAA hua bhaingan iske moonh mein thoons diya...bus yeh tapori naraz ho gaya, kyunki maine usmein NEEM ki CHUTNEY milayi hui thi...😆😉bus Gadhe ke jaise bhadak gaya..''😆

Amma...''haay haay Neem ki Chutney, woh toh meri manpasand hai..isliye toh main itni bitter hoon...acha fir kya hua? aage bolo''😆

Arushi..''fir kya hoga Kadwi Neem sorry Amma, maine Bhaingan ka bharta banaya hai, cooker mein bechara ander jump maar raha hai...abh aap iss sade hue bhaingan ko pyaar se ubley hue bhaingan ka bharta khilaaoo..I am going back..iss Manhoos CACTUS singh se door😆😆''

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Tia

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Hillarious post again Raj......................🤣

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nisha2010

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Posted: 15 years ago

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thnx....👏 ....oooooooooooooooo my stomach and jaws hurt.................... 🤣

am loving it

keep them coming.......pls.................. 🤗

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: arine
Hillarious post again Raj......................🤣

thank you so much arine..😊

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: nisha2010
thnx....👏 ....oooooooooooooooo my stomach and jaws hurt.................... 🤣

am loving it

keep them coming.......pls.................. 🤗

😆😆Nisha jee thats what you wanted to eat..bhaingan ka bharta..😆😆so I prepare and the dish is on table..enjoy..😆😆 sure sure will post more on this Ostrich kumar..😆

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Nisha just visualised this scene and dialogues if they show in Pratigya..?

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nisha2010

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: set_raj
Nisha just visualised this scene and dialogues if they show in Pratigya..?

the trp's will break all records.................. 🤣 really as u said it ..........Yeh LOGIC kahan rahti hai bhai?..pleaj zara cvs ko address de do...so that they bring some logic...

🤣

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: nisha2010

the trp's will break all records.................. 🤣 really as u said it ..........Yeh LOGIC kahan rahti hai bhai?..pleaj zara cvs ko address de do...so that they bring some logic...

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I just closed my eyes for a while and this scene was recreated n few minutes..😆😆if you want to enjoy thn just read this and close ur eyes and think tht scene is on with these same dialogues....😆😆

LOGIC and cvs ka connection door door tak hai hi nahi...😆

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: set_raj
I just closed my eyes for a while and this scene was recreated n few minutes..😆😆if you want to enjoy thn just read this and close ur eyes and think tht scene is on with these same dialogues....😆😆
LOGIC and cvs ka connection door door tak hai hi nahi...😆

good logic is safe wid ppl like u...................... 🤣

and raj how do i close my eyes and read at d same time...................... 🤣

Edited by nisha2010 - 15 years ago

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