Applicants name: Priya
Post applicated for: Internship under Dr. Armaan
Applicant's capabilities:
1: drool over Armaan
2. stare at Armaan non stop
3: drool over Armaan again
Q (1) Define is VIVAX malaria?
A. this is umm.....arre chaddo ji Dr. Armaan jab iss topic pe lecture de rahe the tab I was too busy drooling over Dr. Armaan. Ek baar internship mil jaane do toh sab kuch Dr. Armaan se seekh loonga. sab kuch matlab sab kuch. thora romance shomance bhi kar lenge iss chakkar mein. oops did i say that out loud? sorry ji Armaan ke baare soch te hue thora kho gayi thi main thori gadbad ho gayi.
Q (2) What is relationship between armaan and khushi?
that is very complicated question u ask. well lets see. three years back Armaan aur Khushi ka ek atoot rishta bana tha jab Dr. Armaan ki roka hua tha dr. Ridhima ki saath. Dr. Armaan tab khushi ki saath har waqt rehte the. but ek hadsa ne Khushi ko Dr. Armaan se cheen li humesha humesha ke liye. Aur ab teen saal baad Dr. Armaan aur khushi ka Dr. Ridhima ki waja se break up ho gayi hain. Aur Dr. Armaan aur khushi ka door door tak koi naata nahi hain. But not to fikkar when Priya is here ji. Aap log sirf mujhe yeh internship de dijiye aur dekhiye main kaise Armaan aur Khushi ka patch up kara det hoon. I'll play cupid. I promise. (aur meri galati nahi hogi ki galati se Armaan aur Khushi ki patch up ki baad Dr. Armaan mujhse pyar karne lage)
Q (3) Write down the exact technique of perfect punch?
kaha na sab kuch seekh lunga Dr. Armaan se.
Q (4) Write a brief note on armaan's theory of attack and defense?
Armaan's theory kaise likhu?😭 jab Armaan explain kar raha tha tab i was too busy staring at Armaan and drooling. mera theory chalega kya?
mera theory hain ki jab Dr. Armaan apne million dollar smile dete hain tab hain attack kyunki mujhe heart attack aa jaati hain unki dimples wala smile dekhke. aur defense hain Dr. Armaan ki lambe lambe muscular arms. kyunki jab meri heart attack aayegi main breathing band kar doongi aur mujhe chakkar ayenge aur phir Dr. Armaan ki Arms mujhe pakrenge.
Q (5) What is motto of dr.armaan mallik?
umm.....ok yes i'm cluesless about this too again same reason. too busy drooling over him. par meri motto hain. haso, khao, aur Dr. Armaan ko dekhke drool karo.
Above are a list of applicant's capabilities and answers to the questions asked. I hope I get picked for the internship program.
Sincerely yours (nah I'm dr. Armaan's)
Priya