Enjoy Your Trip Aditi! (HotMess)

Phatty: HANNAH, HANNAH, GUESS WHAT?!

Hannah: Kyaaaaaaaa?

Phatty: BrUcas re-runs are on! EEEK! 😍

Hannah: HAYYYYYYE, remember their break up scene on Hayley's wedding day?

Phatty: OMG, YES!

Hannah: Oh and, remember that scene where Lucas was like to Brooke, and she was like to Lucas? OMG that scene was SO GOOD! I died and cried! Hayye. ☺️

Phatty: Oh yeah! THAT scene! Wait... what scene you talking about? I may have watched OTH a hundred times but I still haven't mastered twin telepathy!

Hannah: Urghhh Phatty how can you not remember that scene! Must I spell it out!

Phatty: Yesh! I am known to be slow you know, tehe. 😳

Hannah: Alright fine, you know the episode where they're at the airport and Brooke gives the baby back and then she cries in Lucas' arms...

Phatty: OMG yeah! That scene was SO emotional; I died a thousand deaths looking at them, AHH. I need some Kleenex. 😒

Hannah: It's sad when someone we love leaves us na? 😔

*Hannah & Phatty continue BrUcas-ing & Tumblering*

Mira: Oi you two!

Phatty & Hannah: WOAH. Way to creep up and scare us!

Mira: Good, at least you have stopped BrUcas-ing, with your Tumblr pics -_- and FYI LEyton are much better, pfft!

Phatty & Hannah: Yeah, yeah, whatever, Brucas hater! 😔

Mira: ANYWAY.... the real reason we are here is because Ad-

Phatty: OMG!

Mira: Now WHAT?

Hannah: Hold that thought Miru. Is THAT who I think it is? 😲

Phatty: OMG, Is that MATT BOMER?!

Hannah: Phatty, idk about you, but I'm looking at my gorgeous Damon!

Mira: *cough cough* Ian, not Damon... *rolls eyes*

Hannah: Damon, Ian... same thing. Potato Patatoe!

Phatty: Shut up you two! Ugh, tell me this, what are these hotties doing here?

Mira: I called them

Hannah + Phatty: HUH, why?!

Mira: Well obviously, Ad...

Phatty: Tell us later why you called them. Pfft, now that they're here... MAAAAATT!

Hannah: DAMONNNN! DAMON... Oi Salvatore! I mean SOMERHOLDER come here! Yoo hoo!

Matt B., Matt L., and Ian: Hello Ladies, *Ian winks*

Hannah & Phatty: *Blushing furiously* Hiiiiiiiiiii 😳☺️

Mira: Sorry gentlemen these two are a little... how shall I put it... excited.

Matt L.: So where is this famous HotMess?

Phatty: Pfft, I don't know about any HotMess, but baby your presence is surely making me a hot mess 😉

Matt L.: Ohhh so you're flirting with me, eh?

Mira: PHATTY! How dare you flirt with him? You only use those pick up lines on Anita and myself! You're unfaithful, Phatty. Hmph!

*Hannah and Ian are playing who can stare at one another the longest*

Mira: SNAP OUT OF IT YOU TWO! Jeez, where are Adam and Joseph? We can't continue this intro without them.

*Scrambles through purse and takes out Mobile and calls A&J *

Hannah: *Singing* Kaisa Hain yeh khumaar kaisa nashaa... duniyaa lage naya... naya sama... sapna hain mera tu hi Armaan...

*Ian breaks eye lock*

Ian: WTF? Duniyaa? Nasha? Armaan? What on earth are you talking about?

Mira: *Muttering to herself, looking up from her phone* She's gone insane, Ian. Ignore her!

Phatty: Hannah, wtf. Why are you singing?

Hannah: I have fallen in love with Armaan. I mean Ian, my Armaan... my desire.

Mira: Cheesy much, Hannah?

Phatty: Mm, actually, let's sing. I've fallen in love too! Tehe 😳

Hannah & Phatty: DILL MILL GAYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Enter Adam and Joseph*

Mira: Adam! Joseph! Thank God you came, or else seriously our ears would have popped from their singing!

*Adam and Joseph chuckle, and give Mira a kiss on the cheek*

Phatty: Areeee Mira tussi to badi chupi rustum nikli... Adam and Joseph 😉

Mira: Oh shut up, Phatty. Let's get down to business. So I hope you both know why we're here?

Hannah: Uhh, no? Phatty, do you know?

Phatty: I have no idea Hannah, you told me to come so I came. 😆

Hannah: Oops, I forgot sorry!

Phatty: Oh well whose complaining, we got to meet a bunch of hotties [:">]

Hannah: Miru why are we here?

Mira: Becauseeeeeee! Today someone special...

*Hannah interrupts Mira*

Hannah: I know! Becuaseeeeeee... *ahem* Today is someone's birthday someone really dear, I wish you a happy birthday and a very happy year! Ohhhh happy birthday and a very happy year! 😃

*Everyone puts fingers in ears to drown out the signing*

Mira: SHUT UP HANNAH! It is not someone's BIRTHDAY!

Phatty: Okay then why are we here?

Hannah: OMG is that MATT LANTER? 😲

Mira: UGGH, Phatty be patient. MAAATT! I'm so glad you made it, I didn't think you would!

Matt L.: Anything for HotMess, you know she's our favourite 😉

Mira: So sweet of you! Well, now that all the boys are here, we can commence. Boys, would you like to do the honours?

*Ian, Matt L., Matt B., Joseph & Adam grin*

All: Of course we would.

Ian: There's this girl. She's damn talented, and quite sexy now that I think of it. She makes siggy's and is always requesting stuff 24/7...

Matt L.: She enjoys bullying Phatty, and flirting with Mira. Taunting Anita with her ROLS, and twining with Sahar. Hiding from Gia, and yelling everyone's names 69696969 times in a row. She enjoys "respecting" Reemz and Preetz, and being a psycho freak all year round...

Joseph: She loves lurking me on tumblr, actually EVERYONE on tumblr, and watching movies. Especially ones with hot men in them 😉

Adam: She enjoys my jewishness, and my nerdiness, and above all, anything that moves. Specifically things with 2 legs, 2 arms and a hot face.

Matt B: She's like a coconut, literally. Brown on the outside, and white on the inside. Not only that, but hard on the outside, and soft on the inside. She can be real sweet, but a real biatch. She can take care of herself, and her bffl's.

Hannah, Phatty & Mira: She's none other than... ADITI!

Phatty: Now Addy, we all know that you're leaving for Bangladesh, but that doesn't mean you have to forget us. Ya know we're gonna miss you, especially me 😳

Mira: Yeah, you better not forget us! Enjoy your lil' vacay, and make sure you sign on once in a while to show us a sign of your existence!

Hannah: YEAH. 'Cause if you don't, trust me. I'll take Ian's private jet and fly out to see you... I mean it. 😉

Hannah, Phatty & Mira: We wish you a very safe trip, and an awesome vacation! Keep yourself away from the stress, and reelaaaaaax! Now, go read some messages from your biffffle's. 😆 But waaaaait, before you do that... we have a special gift for you. Ready? Here you go 😉

Special shout out to Vicky & Anita for making the siggy's under such pressure, tehe. I can be quite annoying, I'm sorry! But thank you so much for the siggy's! <3

Hannah:ADU
ADU
ADU
ADU
ADU
Hannah: ADUUUUUU
Hannah: AUDIOOOOO
Hannah: Where is she -____-

Convo continue 10 years later Adu arrives..

Aditi: Hannah Hannnnnnahhhhh Hannah Like OMG did you know Binny will be in Sangini... and like OMG Matt B and like in PLL A scares me and like Odhani I watched an epi * quickly types an update* etc etc ... (You get the message tee hehe)

Aditi: Oh wait did someone call me?

Typical convo with Adu hehe

Aditi HotMess N you are one of the loveliest not to mention craziest people I have had good fortune to meet. You'd have watched all the shows ( indian and gora) and always have an update to give hehe. Seriously where do you get time to watch all these shows :| amazes me hehe!! and seriously your list of hot guys is the longest I have seen! You made a record!

Enjoy your trip and remember to relax. Have a lovely lovely time! :D

Ly Loooooooads and shall miss you more :)
Hannah Banana xoxo

Addy!

I can't believe that time has flown by so fast, and you're already leaving for Bangladesh! Damn, it feels like I just met you all the other day, tehe. Anyways, I hope you have an amazing time in Bangladesh, and that you enjoy your days away from KANAAATA and DMG and the useless internet life, rofll. I love youuuu! Hope you don't get knocked up though. You don't want to pull an Amy at band Camp, do you? LOL. Bad joke, k fine. Anywhooooo I'm gonna miss your lame ass, your random outbursts, your crazy thinking, and your stories. Above all, I'mma miss your bullying. While you're gone I'll make sure to catch up on Sangini so we can rant together, tehe. As well as all the other shows we watch together, MUHAHAHA. Another thing, how the hell do you manage to watch so many shows? Ya Allah. You puzzle me girl! Anyways, HAVE A GREAT TRIP! Enjoy yourself. PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, and make sure you get a guy to BUY YOU A DRAAAAAAAANK ;)

'Kay enough of my lameness. I'ma miss you! Take care, have fun, and enjoooooy!
PS. Don't get drunk -_-

XO, Phattttttty!

Heyloooo Noshy Poo (I know how much you like that nickname tehe:)

I just want to say, I hope you have a safe flight(even though your sis was trying to spook you by saying your plane will blow up haha), and that you have a blast there! I'll miss teaming up with you against Fatty, and even more trying to scare you by saying creepy things before you go to bed, and laughing when you have to leave the lights on to go upstairs! Haha. Even more, who the hell will I obsess over MB with? =| Okiee but yeah, don't come back married, or engaged, and like Reemz said control your hormones! I'll be ready to hear about all your random stories when you come back LOL.

I'll miss youu! Have funn :)

Love youu tons,
Mira <3

Hey adu <3
u r such a sweetheart. Its gr8 knwin u :D
have an awesum time in your home country and enjoy ur trip there.
We'l mis ya loads here
Try cumin on if possible.
Muah have a blast and God Bless!
P.S. click loads of pics nd show us wen u cum back
<3 siddhika

Hey Adu :)
Its been great knowing you and you are a greatt friend !!
I hope you enjoy your trip and have loads of fun !
We'll miss you loads <3

Hope to see u soon !
Muah
Loads of love
Ankita <3

Adu *huggggssss*
having you around is Super fun ! All your wisecracks and intelligent answers keep us in splits. Not to mention all the wotk you've done for us <3
Have a great time visiting your folks and keep in touch for sure
Good Luck and God bless
Ishi

Aduuuuu<3
You are a great friend and an even better person,having u around is so much fun. I simply love your way of tackling people and giving answers to everyone. Your wittiness is one of a kind.
Be the same rocking person, will miss u loads!
Have lots of fun on ur trip and enjoyyyyyy
Muahhhh, love u<3

Aduuuu <3<3
I'm really happy I got to meet someone like you.. you're a greatt friend to have. I lovee talking to you you're a really cool person ;)
It's going to be really awkward not seeing you for a while, but oh well come back reallyyy soon
We will miss you tonsss
Have fun and have a safe trip
I can't wait to hear all about your trip
Love you tonss

HEYYYYY Twinnie Poo, Beti, Psycho, Kameeni, Kangan, Mrs. Somerhalder, Banamelon, Girlfriend and all the other nicknames I can't think of atm!

This is very miraculous that I am writing you a msg because I am suppose to be net-less but just FOR YOU I fought an army of Verizon ppl and forced them into giving me net for an hour so I can type you this msg. Um actually NO don't flatter yourself I just happened to find net and decided to come online :) Anywhoooo I would like to wish you all the best for your Bangy Vacation :) I am sure you will be bored out of your mind cos you are gonna miss not being in contact with me :( JK I am sure your cousins will help you find the coolest Bangy Night spots. Party hard, get drunk but come back in one piece. I will miss not seeing you online once I get back </3 But be back soooooooooooooon kay! OH OH OH OH I will DEFINITELY have your vm done by the time you get back and that's a promise! I know I said that before too but I mean it this time tehe.

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God Bless You Twinnie Poo
Love Sahar

Aduu! my tv show junkiee :p

It's been really good getting to know you over the past manyy weeks and I'm really going to miss talking to you! I hope you have an awesome holiday! Enjoy yourself...Relax... BE GOOD,or not ;) and HAVE FUN! Though I wont be there with you...my ghost will ;) so make sure you have a good time, else I'll haunt you ^_^

Take care! You better be back real soon =))

Lotsa love, Preeti ! x

Aduuuuuuuuuu meri banamelonnn (L) !

Hi merii ankhon ka tara! mere borapee ka sahara!!! So like it wasnt depressing enough that my watermelon left me now UR GOING TO LEAVE MEE TOOOOO :( nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! well i hope u have a blast!! u do deserve a vacation!!! your going to a placce where i dont have to worry about you going out of control tehe! so for once i m glad i dont have to play the "possesive" dad role ;) i shall play the COOL BANANA DAD role for you and tell you to have LOTS LOTS LOTS N LOTS OF FUN!! and dont forget to MISS ME :) not like i have to tell you to miss me tehe! cuz i knww very time u hear the word BANANA u will think of me! Lmfaoo i have dat affect on people i m well aware of that now ;)! I lovers youuu babyy and i hope u come backkk sooonn to uss! Love youuuu!! take care of yourself and ye be sure to stay awayy from strangers *evil look* i will be watching youu ye! i know what they say "parents are always with you no matter where u are" sooo i will be watchin youuu ehh! even though i said i wont play a "possessive" dad role i would still like to know who you talk to.. where you are at... etc etc! soo i shall be watching you at all times! and remember I KNOW EVERYTHING. -A
Muah! I will missssssss youuuuuuuuuu :(! Have funn

With lots of love
Gia A.K.A Banana ;)

Have fun!

You know you love me
xoxo
Gossip Girl ;)

YOu know I am this close of not leaving a msg for you.... because I've already done this 4 times and stupid FB isn't letting me post here... Ok... My 5th try...

ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Tussi ja rahe ho AduPooh? Sahar bhi nahin tum bhi nahin....Not fair... Even though I am not online that often...but I'll miss ya baby! But..Have loads and loads of fun, masti and dhamaal....You better MISS US and come back soon....
Oh and do lots and lots of shopping... :)

And as I told Sahar... you better KaJenism there.... We need to strengthen our ARMY! :)

Will Miss Ya Fellow Psycho <3
Love ya...
Rabia.

Okay so im being forced to write this :D
Im happy YOURE GOING :D JAA, meri zindagi se door ja!
Okay kidding!-_-Imma miss youuuuuuuuuu on MSN so much, like so much! Gonna miss your random outbursts and all, drooling over Iqbal, your white shows, etc.

COME BACK SOON! But have a nice trippppppppp love!

Will miss you
Love Anita!

Yo Aditi ;)
Soo you are leaving for Bangladesh and I just wanna say is enjoy your trip thereee! All of us here will miss you loadsss! We'll be eagerly waiting for you to come back soon!! Gonna miss hearing ur random talks while ur gonee LMAO but you'll be back soon hopefully :) enjoyyy !
-Noru

Dear Aditi,

You must be excited to go to Bangladesh Have a good trip and have loads of fun we all are going to miss you loads take care and come back soon Enjoy:D

Tc
Dhara.

ADUUUUUU!!!!! MY TVD BUDDYYY and JGL BUDDYYY! mujhe chor ke mat jao =( I lovee talking to u and the whole gang at night and i'll miss u when ur not there =/ ahhh but I hope u have a good and safe trip to Bangladesh! Have funn and don't be too naughty ;-) oh and comee back soooooooon <3

- Love TVD Buddy <3

HELLO GINGER :)

I just want to say....please do not go and get married when you go to your desh! Please control your hormones :) Have a blast there :D You're so lucky you will be away from DMG and everyone connected to it. I know life will be difficult without me but one must learn! I shall miss you :(

Hab phunnn!! God Bless juuu
x

Well i havnt been close 2 Aditi as much as u guyz...but she's been a swetheart wheneva we got a chance 2 get 2gethr....n above all...she's a KAJENian...so she's FAMILY :))) we'll miss her...lots of love n best wishes frm me Aidti....wish u hav a gr8 tym ..btw in din know u were a bengali :)...Happy Journey.... <333

-Jia Sardar

Originally posted by: Phatty16

Hannah:ADU
ADU
ADU
ADU
ADU
Hannah: ADUUUUUU
Hannah: AUDIOOOOO
Hannah: Where is she -____-

Convo continue 10 years later Adu arrives..

Aditi: Hannah Hannnnnnahhhhh Hannah Like OMG did you know Binny will be in Sangini... and like OMG Matt B and like in PLL A scares me and like Odhani I watched an epi * quickly types an update* etc etc ... (You get the message tee hehe)

Aditi: Oh wait did someone call me?

Typical convo with Adu hehe

Aditi HotMess N you are one of the loveliest not to mention craziest people I have had good fortune to meet. You'd have watched all the shows ( indian and gora) and always have an update to give hehe. Seriously where do you get time to watch all these shows :| amazes me hehe!! and seriously your list of hot guys is the longest I have seen! You made a record!

Enjoy your trip and remember to relax. Have a lovely lovely time! :D

Ly Loooooooads and shall miss you more :)
Hannah Banana xoxo