Originally posted by: baijubavra
Thanks Dabulls ! Here is the consolidated version of the impromptu joke by Baiju and Dabulls !
Ek baar ek desi boy ek gori named Susan se shaadi kar leta hai ! Phir India phone karta hai !
Desi Boy : Hello Maa ! Kaisy ho ? Aur tumahre legs kee Soojan kaisy hai !
Maa : Main toh theek hun beta . Lekin teri Soojan (Susan ! ) kaisy hai ?
Beta - Woh Cheejh peeja kha rahi hai !
Maa - Are apni Soojan se kabhee meri baat karana ! meri doosri bahu Roj Meri (Rose Marry) se toh Roj Meri baat hoti hai !
Beta - Jaroor Maa ! Vaise jabse uskee fish Julia Marie , mari (died) hai woh thodi sad ho gayi hai !
Maa - Are ! vaise uske Bhai Ben kaise hain ? (Susan's brother's name is Ben )
Beta - Uska bhai Ben toh theek hai lekin uska friend Brad Pitt gaya !
Maa - Are , uske friend ko kisne mara ?
Beta -Mara nahin Maa! Brad joh yahan aaya tha woh gaya !
Beta : Soojan aajkal Camille Paglia kee latest book read kar rahi hai Betty ke sath !
Maa - Are teri beti bhee ho gayi ! Aur Padhne bhee lagee ! Aur woh bhee kisi Pagalia kee book ?
Beta : Are maa ab phone rakhta hun , Tsu - Tsu aaa gayi .
Maa - ?
Beta - Tsu -Tsu hamari nayi Chinese home cleaner ka naam hai !
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