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Hylooooo pyaare jeevon.😆😆😆
Ki haal chaal ne soniyo??!😳😉
Aaho ji...aa gayi mein pher toh...bole toh BACK TO BIJINESS JI .😆😆😆😆(Gosh...my punjabi is gettin' betta' with each passin' day eh??😃😉😆)
Ah!! HOW I missed yu guys.🤗🤗🤗
Before, we begin..lets shake our booties to THIS GHAATI SONG....right here:😉😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....I especially liked the CHOR-EWW-GRAPHY of this song...DAMNNNNN govinda is too good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alright people!! ARE YOU READY for' the EXTREME CHINDINESS??😉
Oh oh...before i forget...here's the VOCAB DICTIONARY relevant to THIS post in specific 😆.It might help yu if yu are readin' this fo' the first time .😆
PANCHI: Munda Maan
GUNDI/PANCHI'S MAINA: Geet
FISHY FISH: Saasha
FISH-STICK: Taasha
SAVY MUMBA D : Savitri Devi
DIM-DAFT-DOODLE/DOODLU: Dev
NOODLE/VAMPTARA: Naintara
PEPPY POPCORN: Pinky
AMIABLE STUTTER : Adi
I think the list is good fo' time bein'. I will add the new one's as we progress.😆😆
NIJI SANDESH ie. PERSONAL MESSAGE: This post might contain some weird "analogies" and "stories" which have NO relation with the episode WHATSOEVER.😆😆Its all bout' how "I" felt about' the episode when i watched it ..followed by "MY" commentary. So please dont be confuse if yu see somethin' " IRRELEVANT" or yu have one of those "OH WHEN DID THAT HAPPENED?" moment while readin' my post.😆😆😆
NOW Follow me.😉😆
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So, the episode started off with none otha' than PYARA PANCHI😳...who was busy doin' some "gutar-gu" session with his holy self.😆😆😆😆" Maine use rok toh liya hai...ab mein kya karoon...blah..blah..."🥱😆😆. My solution: TRY postin' your life queries in the next edition of GREHLAKSHMI MAGAZINE where they hv this special column called "VYAKTIGAT SAMASYAAIEN".NOW i KNOW that it says "VYAKTI" buh ah!! m sure they would be more than happy to accomodate FRIENDLY BIRDS as well . 😳🥱 Such HELPFUL souls they are.😳
Anyways, PANCHI was worried since the GUNDI will be ADDA JAMAYING in his lil' mushy NEST from now on ..how would he be able to roam around freely, wearin' his PHABARET ABORIGINAL JHINGALALA LEAF-SKIRT which his sexy Daadi bought him from JHINGOOR BAZAAR??🥱😕
Here, on the other hand, our GUNDI came downstairs muttering her usual song which goes like this:
"Chonch maare yeh PANCHI Chonch maare
Chonch maare yeh PANCHI Chonch maare
PANKH Pharpharaye..
pharpharaye...
PANKH pharpharaaye..
Beech KITCHEN mein PASTA bananna sikhaye..
hayee aaloo chupake..
Yeh PANCHI chonch maare" 🥱
While she was busy singin' her favourite PANCHI song....the "TURQUOISE SENA" ie. FISHY FISH, FISH-STICK,PEPPY POPCORN along with AMIABLE STUTTER came in order to checkout the ZOO on the special request of PANCHI itself.😳
"Why has Panchi invited us here?"Fish-Stick cried while smashin' her wobbly stick-legs on the ground while FISHY FISH gave her the signature "IN YOUR FISH FACE"look in return😆. FISH-STICK gulped hard on this. 🥱
On the other hand, as bubbly as she always is, Miss. PEPPY POPCORN questioned " Why did PANCHI called ME?? I am js a lil' munchkin who's ALWAYS munchin"..... 😆😆Followed by.hhuh..huh..huh..huh ...of our stutterin machine. 😕
This whole scenario creeped GUNDI out. She couldnt believe her bad luck. Since childhood, she never had a pleasant relationship with FISHES due to the Family fued between WFO (World fish Organization) and her family. It all started when one fine day...
*Flashback*
Gundi's Daarji took her fo' the fishing along with her BEASTY BIMBO BRO . Things were going great,until a group of fishes attacked daarji as they thought that Daarji was insultin' them by passin' the CONSTIPATED looks CONSTANTLY . This offended BEASTY BRIJ as he believed that "fishes" belong to the "female" category and HENCE, they have NO RIGHT TO talk to DORKY DAARJI like that. Since then, FISHES hated HANDA PHAMILY....which explains WHY FISHY-FISH AND FISH-STICK hated on GUNDI.😭🥱
*Back to the reality*
So, GUNDI decided to sneak under the table avoidin' "FISH KA SAAMNA" with all the glory.😳.
PANCHI made the DHINCHAK entry 😎 which amused the audience to the extend where they all shouted in the unison "HAIL PANCHI"🤣. PANCHI responded back with a grin while leanin' his PANCHI PANKH on the table.😳😉 Pyaara PANCHI informed the invited guests that the location fo' "PANCHI workshop" has been changed from KHURAFAATI PANCHI INC to PYAR KA GHONSLA and EVERYONE is ought to join them on the new location from now onwards.
PEPPY POPCORN gave her famous BHUKHHAR smile , FISH FISH flaunted the new kind of FISH FACE which she had discovered lately, FISH-STICK gave " O DONT KNOW WHATCHYA' SAYIN BOII" look and our AMIABLE STUTTER js turned on his STUTTERING MACHINE . 😳😕
Also, there was a scene when everyone got shock of their lives when they saw GUNDI at PANCHI's PYAAR KA GHONSLA . 😲😲They wondered WHAT was she doin' there . 😆😆😆😆
PANCHI snapped at GUNDI sayin " TUM yahan neeche kya kar rahii ho"?
To this,GUNDI answered that she was lukin' fo' his buddy COCKROACH-ZILLA whom she asked to wait while she went to call him to eat the leftover pasta the other day. She informed him that the COCKROACH-ZILLA might have become a HURT SOUL as he was dejected by his PANCHI BUDDY.😭
PANCHI couldnt take it ANYMORE.The thought of loosin' his best buddy shattered him to the core. So, out of frustration and sadness he asked GUNDI to go out from his sight . 🥱
Rest of the episode was all about GUNDI's..."NAINA THAG LENGEY" act where she took an oath to not look into PANCHI'S eye..😆😆😆simply because she felt that PANCHI is a BLACK-EYED-PANCHI monster who can HYPNOTIZE her and make her do something....which is "NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCE*. To accomplish this deed she BRIBED PEPPY POPCORN by promisin' her free food service every month for straight 3 years, She TRICKED FISH-STICK sayin'.." Yu will be KISSED by a Toad-o-Prince tonight if yu will pass the file to the PANCHI ", She was on her way to phasao poor STUTTER Machine to pass the PANCHI CHAAP COFFEE to the PANCHI too when PANCHI came from the back and said "GOTCHYA'" 😆😆😆and poor GUNDI got BOOKED.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PANCHI advised GUNDI to be SABHYA NAARI and try to do some work by herself as she is LUCKY enough to have "HANDS" unlike PANCHI himself who has to do all the work through his PANKH. This was the reason why he always HATED her.😭He was ENVY of her havin' HANDS which bein' a PANCHI he can NEVER acquire.🥱😭
To make PANCHI feel betta' of himself, she insisted to give him a KISS cuz she had the doubt that the PANCHI was CURSED by some DUKHI-AATMA that turned him into PANCHI and her VALUABLE KISS OF LOWWWWWWWWWE will change him BACK to a HUMAN.??😆
But PANCHI retaliated.He was happy being a PANCHI. Over the years , he had made couple of decent FRIENDS who filled the huge void in his life.😆😆😆😆
GUNDI got offended by this reaction. She thought it was "DUSHT" of him to decline the GOLDEN TICKET TO HUMANITY. Certainly, she was NOT happy et' ol'.🥱😭
As expected, she started honouring him with the "curse words speech" that she wrote fo' him some days back when he called her a "GOLD DIGGER"😆😆😆😆
The episode ended on PANCHI's POKER Face when he discovered the IMMENSE talent that this LADY has with the WORDS that sounded soo ALIEN to him.The INFERIORITY COMPLEX took over him.😆😆
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Hushhhhhhhhh...Finally m done. 😆😆😆THIS one is sheer GARBAGE. 🥱 I got tired in the middle.May be m lil' out of touch .😕Will take time to recover..😆😆😆
Buh wasnt this one a lil' SHORTER than the usual???😳😲
PLEASE try to BEAR with this fo' now.😳(n' NO m not BHAAV khaayin'..😆😆*Looks at AMINA KAMEENA..😆😆)...m bein' HONEST.😳
Yu guys KNOW whatchya' have to do right?? BADA COMMENT?? 😆😆😆
Chill maaroo yaroon...life is too special to be "serious" EVERYTIME.😆😆😆
much luv
neha.😳
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