Shravani's FIR against ArMan

Shravani's FIR against ArMan: Gajodhar Bhaiya, the Cop

As Shravani sees ArMan romancing under one umbrella, she goes to the police station and lodges a complaint against them. Inspector Gajodhar calls ArMan to the PS and here follows the conversation. Shravani and Gajodhar are waiting for ArMan. ArMan reach late and both are wet.

Shravani- dekha Inspector abhi bhi dono sath sath aaye. Jab ki aap ne dono ko alag alag phone kiya tha

Gajodhar- aap dono baithiye. Waise shravani ji jab hum ne Archana ji ko call kiya Manav ne phone uthaya.

Shravani- nahiiii

Archana- wok kal raat ko main inki low waist jean ki pocket mein apna cell chhod aayi thi galati se

Sharavni- dekha sir..yeh dono kal raat ko bhi mile the..

Manav- hamen galat mat samjho Shravani..wo kal raat ko baarish hui thi na. Baarish mein bhigte time archu ko maine paani se bachane keliye apni baahon mein bhar liya tha aur uske dono haath meri jeans ki pockets mein dal diye the ta ki kam se kam haath bhigne se bach jaye uske. aur is liye archu ka cell jo uske haath mein tha mer jeb mein reh gaya tha

Sharavani- (chilla ke) dekha Sir yeh dono kal raat ko ek sath the baarish mein bhig bhig ke ek doosre ko gale laga rahe the

Archana- shravani jo tumne suna wo sahi hai par jo soch rahi ho woh galat hai (LOL)

Gajodhar- waise aap dono kal baarish mein bhige the ne abhi tak kapde gile kyun hain

Manav-mumbai ki baarish aap ko pata hai na..kab bhi baras padti hai. Aaj bhi baras padi aur hum bhig gaye.

Shravani- nahiiii. par dono sath kyun aaye?

Manav- woh archu ke cell pe phone aaya to hum ne socha ek sath jayen

Archana- au waise bhi Manav ki baniyan mere paas reh gayi thi, main unke paas dene gayi thi

Shravani- manav ki under garment tumhare paas kaise gayi? Kya kar rahe the tum dono

Gajodhar- shravani ji mujhe puchhne dijiye..aur khamosh baithiye

Sharavni- mere manav ki baniyan, jis pe sirf mera haq banta hai wo kisi gair aurat ke paas mil rahi hai aur aap keh rahe hain main chup baithun?

Manav- shravani jo tumne suna wo sahi hai par jo soch rahi ho woh galat hai. Asal mein kal baarish mein bhig ke jab hum ne ek karma liya..aur kapde badle. galati se meri baniyan Archu ke badle hue kapdon mein chali gayi hogi. Wo karma itna chhota tha ki.

Shravani- dekha Insp dono ek kamre mein ruke aur kapde bhi badle

Manav- shravani hum ne kapde zaroor badle par uske baad jo tum soch rahi hi ho ki hua hoga wo thik se nahi ho paya

Sharavni- OMG..thik se kya nahin hua?

Archana- Manav kyun baat ko badha rahe ho.. bol do na kuch nahi hua..

Gajodhar- waise aage to batao hamen kapde badalne ke baad kya hua

Sharavni- waise tum dono ne kapde badle kaise..dono ke paas alag kapde kahan se aaye?

Manav- wohi to sochne wali baat hai..archu ke purse mein ek do towel pade the..bas usi se dono ne kaam chala liya

Shravani-main tumhari jaan le lungi archu..tum puri raat towel mein thi..wo bhi tumhare bag mein kitna bada towel hoga..main teri jaan le lungi..

Gajodhar- ab aage to sunao manav ji.

Shravani- inspector aap meri complain pe gaur farmaiye inki story pe nahi

Gajodhar- ab puri kahani jab sunenge nahi kya khak action lenge

Archana-uske aage jo hua wo main batana nahi chahti. Aap bade besharam hain inspector. Ab towels chhote the to main kya karti. Sath mein bedsheet leke koi ghumta hai kya. Par kal se dhayan rakhenge hum dono ki sath mein spare kapde rakhenge.

Manav- aur ek ka kapda galati se doosre ke paas reh jana koi badi baat nahi. are haan Archana tumhari wo yello wali..

Archana- chup karo Manav..saari baatein public mein nahin karte.

Shravani- yellow wali kya..batao manav nahi to main jaan de dungi apni

Archana- tum usse handkerchief manke khush raho plz..

Gajodhar- par aaj kaise baarish mein bhige

Shravani- main batati hun. Dono sath aaye honge ek auto mein. Baarish hoti dekh khulle sadak pe ek sath khade hoke bhige honge..aur chhi chhi..

Manav-hum bhala kya karte..ek hi ghar se nikalenge to ek hi auto mein aayenge na 'wo gaana bhi to bajne laga..ab ke sawan mein jee dare, rim jhim tan pe paani gire..man mein lage aag si..ab baarish mein galatiyan to ho jayengi na

Shravani- dekha insp saab main sahi keh rahi thi na

Gajodhar- waise gaana bada pyara hai..sunke mere mann mein bhi aag lag rahi hai

Manav- haan kabhi wife ko leke yeh gaana baarish mein suniyega aur fir dekhiyega kya kya karne ko mann karta hai..fir sochiyega hum ne kya galat kiya

Archana- waise kahan kuch hua manav..aap baat ko badha chadha kyun rahe ho..jyada tar time to ek doosre ko kareeb se dekhne mein hi chala gaya

Sharavni- (manav ke gaal ki ore dekh ke) dekhiye gajodhar ji Manav ke gaalon mein lipstick ka color..bikul archu ke honthon se match kar raha hai

Manav-ab baarish mein saaf ho gaya na (muh se nikal jata hai)

Archana- ab manav chup bhi karo..

Gajodhar- matlab baarish nahi hoti thi to aap ka pura gaal ranga hua milta hamen

Manav- dekhiye insp ab aap mere gaal check kar rahe hain fir kahenge shirt utar ke body dikhao..main wo kabhi nahi kar sakta..samjhe

Shravani- iska mat lab dono ne pagalon ki tarah ek doosre ko kiss kiya. Insp aap archu ko jail mein dal kyun nahin dete

Manav- agar yeh galati hai to saza dono ko milni chahiye na ..hum dono ko lock up mein dal dijiye..aur haan plz thoda private wala lock up dena

Gajodhar- aap bolo to aap dono ko ek guest house mein nazar band kar doon

Manav-bilkul

Archana- hum ne koi galati nahin ki jo hamen saza mile..sharavani plz hamen galat mat samjho..

Shravani- aur kaisi galati karti tum archana..kal mere manav ke sath raat ko so gayi..din dahade uske sare aam kiss kari firti ho aur kya karti tum

Archana-suno jo tum keh rahi ho wo sahi hai par hamara intention wo nahi hai jo tum soch rahi ho

Shravani- ab main tumhe jaan se mar dungi archana

Gajodhar-dekho madam jaan se marne ki dhamki keliye main aap ko 6 mahine lock up mein dal sakta hun

Archana- are aisa mat karna inspector, pehle uski baat to suniye

Shravani- tum chup karo

Gajodhar- waise sharavni aap batao aap ko kya prob hai aur kya saboot hai aap ke paas

Shravani- yeh dono khullam khulla pyar karte hain..aankhon hi aankhon mein wo sab kar dalte hain jis keliye manav ko main closed bed room mein bhi karne keliye mana nahi saki.

Gajodhar- manav bhai hamen bhi to batao aaknhon aankhon mein kaise karte hain yaar..budhape mein kaam aayega (LOL)

Manav- are kabhi meri factory aao..kisi bhi worker ko puchh lo bata dega ki hum dono kaise kya karte hain

Sharavni- gajodhar ji kab action lenge aap?

Gajodhar- chalo main aap ki baat man ke dono ko arrest karta hun

(Gajodhar ek handcup mein archu aur manav ka ek ek haath bandh deta hai. Dono ekdum kareeb aake ek doosre ko dekhne lagte hain aur gaana bajne lagta hai.

Ab chahe lag jaye hath kadiyan maine teri baah pakad li

Ab chahe maa roothe ya baba maine teri bah pakad li

Gajodhar aur baki staffs bhi nachne lagte hain is gaane pe. Archu aur manav sharama k ek doosre ko gale lagake dekhte hi rehte hain. Shravani chilla chilla ke behosh ho jati hai.