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HOLA !!!! Holy Hampsters...(?) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WHY in the world would i call you guys A HAMPSTER??? oh ...I know... may be because it RHYMES with the Hola...holy...???🥱🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣*IGNORE ME*...m TWISTED...🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEEJI SANDESH ie. PERSONAL MESSAGE : Anyways....so apparently...my friends (Especially Enaaaaaa😳) wanted me to do this rambling EVERYDAY😲🤣🤣....so i thot it would make sense if i do the naamkaran ceremony and make it as a THREAD??(🥱) . Hence, PREJENTING:
😎 YEH POST HAI BADI....😎
for ....ummmmm some most OBVIOUS reasons....🤣🤣🤣
Have any other name suggestions?? I would love to know.😃
Okeii...so, i think i found the reason of WHY my posts look BIIIIGY...😆😆..its the FONT that should be BLAMED....n' NOT ME.😆😆😆😆
BOLDED LETTERS AND THE OLD FONT made it look GIANT....so m changing my font from now on....lets see if it makes our lives any EASIER..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and scare "SONIA" a lil' less than usual...🤣🤣..(Which i HIGHLY doubt....since..she's my phoolkumari as nuthin' makes her HAPPIE...)"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ALRIGHT*Desi accent* *Lets Do it... do..it...do it Loko poko...* *🤣🤣🤣🤣.
PS: The show wasnt BAD today. Quite liked it.😳😃
Finally the story is MOVING ....SOMEWERE. I likey.😃😳
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So, the episode starts with the " UNGLI SE GOLI MAARE" act where both the parties ...ie. ANGRY YOUNG PANCHI and GUNDI GEET are givin' DHINCHAK...INTENSE KHUNKHAAR ...LOOKS to each other. 😎😎
*neha plays MUKALA...MUQUABALA...LAILA...OHOOHO..LAILA at the BG*
"TUM MUJHE CHALLENGE KAR RAHI HO?????" 🥱🥱 The ANGRY YOUNG PANCHI "CONFIRMED"it YET AGAIN🤣🤣🤣🤣...as his BRAIN'S CEREBRAL CORTEX which was hired to analyze stuff for him went for a CHAAT-SAMOSA trip...🥱*Nahhhh...no kiddin'.. what's up with his tendency to Confirm EVERYTHING that the poor girl say.??? Ahhh HOPELESS.😆😆😆
ANYWAYS!!......he completes the sentence by DAMDAAR DHAMKI..."PACHTAAOGI"..and Gundi geet says...."Pshhhhhh ...DEKHTE HEIN"...with RAKHI SAMP-WANT type attitude.😆😆
Here comes our PYAARE CAMERE WALE BHAIYA ji..with his SOPHISTICATED CAMERA...and BAAAAAM's it on their BHOOTIPHOOL faces.... later...he decides to GIVE THEM A BREAK as 'SAB DEKH RAHE HEIN' ......so,he moves down his Camera's BUTT off their FACES ...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its the " OUTHOUSE KA MAHA MUQABALLA" scene where Gundi challenges PANCHI's BIRD EGO.. sayin'..."AGAR himmat hai toh challenge le ke deekhaiye"....lil' did she knew that PANCHI is the PEEROUD winner of PANCHI KA DUM reality show.🤣🤣🤣🤣
As expected...PANCHI opens his TEEKHI CHONCH and declares that NO SCARECROW can scare ,THE PAPPU PHANCHI...only to hear GUNDI geet's MAIN HOON NA.. rant....in return. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She wanted to start with the new reality show called "KAUN BANEGA 30 CR' KE OUTHOUSE PATI" where the contestant with the moshttt COMEBACKS will get 30 cr. ka ghar with the fully furnished IDEAL KITCHEN and a FREE PHOOHARA to REJOICE. 😳😆😆😆😆
ZAROORI SOOCHNA: So...now the show is ON AIR..BABBY!!! Still lukin' for MAALDAAR SPONSORS though...!!! Wanna' contribute???😉😎
-----LATER IN THE DAY.....IN THE KITCHEN-------
Gundi geet babyy Bujhayin' her MANN KI PYAAS ...with GRIPEWATER...🤣🤣(OKEY...FINE...js PLAIN WATER😆)and spills it on her 234234th same design, different color suit which she has brought from the WHOLESALE SALE . 🤣🤣🤣
BHUKHHAR PANCHI makes the 'HARAL HARAL ENTRY'..to search fo' some BIRD FOOD.(oh BTW..its the new Punjabi word i came across..😆😆it means "impatient to find something to eat or drink"😆😆😆...its quite "APT" actually...if you VISUALIZE🤣🤣).
Gundi geet sees this ....and feels BAD as all BHUKKAR PANCHI seems to care about' is having "actual" food while she thought he was PYAAR KA BHOOKHA when he told her "mujhe BHOOOKH lagi hai"..🤣🤣🤣
She felt UNWANTED and smashes the PYAAR SE BHARA PATEELA on the shelf.
This act managed to get BHUKHHAR PANCHI's attention ... and got him distracted from his BIRDFOOD KI KHOJ venture.😆😆😆He dint look HAPPY btw.😳hmmm..i wonder WHY🤣🤣🤣!!!
Geet Gundi swoons... "HAYEEEEEEE MERI NEW KITCHEN..." which makes PANCHI even more UNHAPPY as he thinks its NOT fair to call PARAYA DHAN your OWN...as YET...because the "kaun banega 30 cr ke OUTHOUSE ka pati" show has js STARTED. 😆🥱
PANCHI flies to GUNDI and asks her to BACKOUT.
Gundi in return says that ....He should NOT say such DEMORALIZING things to her as its AGAINST the RULES and she gives him the 120 V ki ISHMILE......while during this GYAAN DAAN...all PANCHI could do was : PHARPHARAYING HIS PANCHI PANKH and later goes to sit on his GHOSLA..ie. CHAIR. 😆
----- GEETIYE (thanks amina😆) KE AALO DE PARANTHE DI HATTI-----
So, Gundi geet wanted to show off her MAST KHAANA-PAKAAUU TALENT ...by makin' ... ALLO DE PARANTHE.😆😆This gave PANCHI a CENTERFRESH SHOCK...as he was worried about HOW would he be able to eat PARANTHA's with the CHONCH??? So, he asked GUNDI that he wants to Have PASTA KA NAASHTA...as its easier to pick it with his CHONCH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. GUNDI seemed MAJORLY DISAPPOINTED as her DOODLU was PASTA lover too...and she wondered if he was going through some SECRET BIRDY MAKEOVER that time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Later in the day ...the ANGRY YOUNG PANCHI turned into PYAARA PANCHI (😳) when he asked SADDENED GUNDI to eat the PASTA that he made and that he will always be there at PAASTA feeding service whenever she will want it.😳😳*Does nazar na lag jaaye act on PANCHI" (Sohna bacha😳*)
GUNDI seemed a lil' happie though she still had her doubts on this whole SECRET PANCHI MAKING thing.😃😆
Buh huh...LOOK WHO'S HERE...our BHIKHARI CHORUS.🤣🤣🤣🤣
O wait!!where's the highest rated PARESHAAN AATMA??? Did Bhikari chorus got more HITTS than Aatma itself...in the last edition of this post??🤔...MAN...THEY SURELY GUNNA MAKE IT BIIIIG...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buh ..I MISS aatma's presence...not to mention his FAITHFUL TABALA CHIMTA's offcourse which always supported him durin' thick and thins when he was not "POPULAR".😭😭😭😭...
Anyhow, PANCHI offers GUNDI the PASTA ....sayin.."MAINE BANAYA HAI"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like she doesnt KNOW it.🤣🤣THIS pissed her off. She thought PANCHI is JHARING EHSAAN on her... so she dumps the idea of EATING his PHABARET cuisine.
PANCHI gets offended as he thinks that this is the INSULT of his SHARAAFAT..avtaar.
So, as expected, he snaps at GUNDI and starts CHUGING PASTA from his CHONCH in front of her.
He flies to READ the newspaper as he wanted the CUT OUT of his "victory" picture which was taken when he won PANCHI KA DUM.He wanted itso that he can frame it and cherish it lifelong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NOW, Gundi geet wanted the BIRD FOOD...that her TALENTED PANCHI made. Buh, she wasnt sure of actually EATING it as she believed that BIRD FOOD is STRICTLY for BIRDS.🤣🤣🤣So, she decided to settle on a cup of TEA instead.
Thanks to BHUKHHAR PANCHI..who apparently ate all CHAI KI PATTI somedays back when he couldnt get hold off anything else, Gundi was not able to drink CHAIIII 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.*Such HARAL HARAL PANCHI HE IS * 😆
BESAHARA GUNDI thought of drinking HAWTT HAWWT water to bujhao her MANN ki pyas as COLD WATER dint do the deed before.🤣🤣🤣
Oh...our GUNDI is A GINNIE..???😲😲😲
She THINKS that she should have some hawt water. Keeps the PATEELA on the stove...and VOILAAAAAAAAAA....its DONE..DANA..DAN ...DAN.???
Are 1 sec aur late utha letii pateela..thora REALISTIC lagta.🤣🤣🤣...Koi na..TIMING ch' galtii ho gayii...Its okii Kudiye..🤣🤣🤣
Soooo, she puts the HAWTTT pateela in front of BIRDY'S chair..so that he can TOUCH the HAWT pateela and change into A PANCHI WITH HAWWT THOUGHTS..!!*LAME*😆😆
Buh WOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO...PANCHI ke PAR JAL GAYE vee....
🤣🤣🤣🤣and he throws the CHIPKU PATEELA on the ground which was CHIPKING his PAKH. 😆😆
GUNDI offers HELP. BUT PANCHI shoooo's her off. GUNDI gets PHYSICAL (nah..nah..not THAT type of Physical...you guys..have DIRTY MINDS🤣🤣)
She asks him to wait as she goes and bring TOOTHPASTE to PAINT his PANCHI FACE...🤣🤣🤣... (Naaaah..she's not THAT evil..its js my EVIL thoughts...which were not supposed to be PUBLIC...Buh oh well!!🤣🤣)
Even PANCHI ...doesnt get the IDEA behind it..so he cried " GUNDI mera PANKH jala haii CHONCH nahii🤣🤣🤣"
GUNDI makes an entry with the toothpaste on which PANCHI freaks out. 🤣🤣
GUNDI uses her GUNDAGIRI ABILITIES to make GHAYAL PANCHI sit on the chair so that she can apply TOOTHPASTE MEHNDI on his PANKH.🤣🤣🤣
PANCHI quite liked the TOOTHPASTE MEHNDI DESIGN. He looked HAPPY.
And seeing him happy GUNDI asked " TEEKH HAI NAH" 🤣🤣🤣..
PANCHI halao's his Pankh as a thankyou GESTUREwhich made GUNDI HAPPY.🤣🤣🤣🤣
KHUSHI ZYADA DER TAK NAHII RAHII.....🤣🤣
PANCHI remembered that THEY are COMPETITORS ...and they shouldnt be FRIENDLY.Hence, he decided to shush...GUNDI and WALKOUT from the mehendi ceremony..🤣🤣🤣
GUNDI said...she couldnt care less and started eating the PASTA.😆😆😆.
Later...After munchin' on PASTA...GUNDI realised that she has stole ...BHOOKHE KA KHAANA...and felt bad about this. So, she decided to go to BHUKHA BIL BILATA PANCHI and feed him with the leftover stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buh Waitttttttt....She notices a COCKROACH-ZILLA who was PANCHI'S Breakfast buddy before GUNDI came in to spoil their fun.🤣🤣🤣Offcourse he was giving her the CUT EYE.🤣🤣🤣
GUNDI ran to let PANCHI know about his OLD FRIEND's arrival. 😆😆
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Panchi was chirping...something about' GUNDI...when he sees her coming his way with the PASTA plate as she dint wanted COCKROACH-ZILLA to feed on it while she was gone. 🤣🤣
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PANCHI freaked out...seeing her running with the pan as he thought she was coming to HIT him with it. He COMPLETELY TRUSTS her with her GUNDI THOUGHTS.
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During this process..GUNDI and PANCHI get trapped in the FLYING CURTAIN and offcourse...then they fall on the ground. 😆😆
OHOOOOOOOOOOO ji..bhangra shangra paa lo...
aa gaya saada PARESHAAN AATMA SINGH..with the tabala chimta..🤣🤣...and starts with his usual self...MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The room fills up with the DEHSHAT of his voice and GUNDI GEET GET's up...tryin' to give helping hand to PANCHI...who is doin'...AH...OOOH......so that they can runway from the DEHSHATGARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Episode ends when PANCHI asks GUNDI to show him the CONTRACT 😆😆😆😳
PRECAP: NOW this is SOMETHING EXCITING.😃😳
Cant wait to watch the DHAMAKA EPISODE tomorrow.😳
Even though i felt saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for geet , i believe that this was a MUST MUST. 😳😃
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHH...DONE..FINALLYYYYYYYYY.
😆😆😆😆
SO, errrrrrrrrrrrr....I guess ...the "CHANGE OF FONT" strategy dint work as expected eh???🤣🤣🤣
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN it styl luks HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEE..😲😭😆😆😆
*peace my soul*
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neha.😉
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