Hopes Hopeless Ramblings - July 12

July 12^th 2010

Archu chases after Manav

Archu starts talking but Manav's telephatic connection is now back in full force so Archu's sentence is aborted and Manav immediately goes into sympathetic mode. He says don't feel bad Archu, its not your fault, its my kismet.😆😆 And guys seriously I wanted to burst out laughing and clapping. Aree Manav mere yaar it is not your kismet. Nahi nahi. It is your tele chakkar with Ekta. Jab tak tumhara telechakkar rahega you will always be a loser. Ab kya kare. You should have thought about it before you signed up for ZKND. Anyways, chodo abhi. Moving on

He says you did exactly what you said you would. You stood on your own two feet today. Errr. Mr. Manav why are you lying my friend. Are you planning on asking for an extra long honeymoon vacation leave tomorrow? Pehle toh she never ever said she would be independent. She said she had no astitiva without you. So now your just making stuff up like the CVs. Secondly she is standing on one foot of Satish and the other foot of Dharmesh and from all indicators, the manager is going to be coming to trip her soon. Then she says no no it was not me it was you. You wanted me to grow. Ok u two now that the back slapping is over let me remind you he wanted you to live in his chawl and take care of his drunk pop and his fisherwoman mom. That was his LIFEPLAN for you my friend. Kya hai na, the ear infection and the time away from home has affected your memory blocks. You have got amnesia and now your just making stuff up to pacify him.

Then they do some more back slapping and pacifying and move on to check out the family album in Manav's back pocket. Ok seriously like these CVs are desperate. The next Arman scene is she standing a hair breadth away from him while her hair blows in the breeze. OMG OMG OMG I almost cracked up .😆😆 seriously. Looked like she was doing a Sunsilk or Herbal Essences commercial or something and the entire time I was thinking ' is he going to sneeze? Now ? Now ?are isn't it tickling his nose? OMG why does stuff have to fly around them for them to have a moment. Is this a magic show or what?

Then she tells him that Sachin is the baby that she had cradled and pacified. He looked at her longingly and was probably thinking Damn Damn Damn why did I not reject those calls and leave it to voicemail. Then I could have got a first hand view of Madonna with Child. Damn Damn Damn. Mental note for next time I stalk her house and leave my kid unattended and distraught with a lame brained friend. Oh Damn. Just having a moment with my old flame and now my mom calls. This woman has horrible timing eh? Oh Archu BTW, really sorry babe. Got a leave. My life and to be wife awaits me.

Lokhande's Domicile

OMG OMG OMG where do these Popat and Popat's mom live now? In the underbelly of the Dharavi slums?? Wow talk about Poetic Justice. Savita was afraid to send Manav to Lokhande's house for fear of danger to his life. Yet talk about irony. She is fine with her daughter (who is way more vulnerable than manav and seems to draw rapists) to live there permanently.

So manav tells vandu don't worry about the money I bring. I made you a promise as a brother that i would take care of you. Yes Yes my friend back to your old tricks eh? All vachans to sisters and SIL you keep but the vachan to Bappa your break. Shabaaz beta very good keep it up.

So apparently Popat and Maina have reconciled and all I can say it Thank God. We can finally go from Marital Rape to Consensual Sex. BTW, this new avatar of Ajit's is too much for me to handle. I keep feeling like laughing when I see a reformed Ajit. He still however keeps booze at home. Not so reformed after all. Maybe it is to numb him from the stench outside. Even his pint looked like it contained country liquor. Maybe Manav bought some from Dam Baba's old stock the last time he came. Why discard good stuff when you can recycle, eh?

Train Scene

First some good news. Archu's ear infection is completely cleared. It's A OK. Now she can hear him outside the train in a hustling and bustling train station. Now Shravani's honing beacon is off. Uff so many technical difficulties in PR.

When the TC was harassing Shravani for a ticket, guys I swear Archu had that look like she wanted to walk over and give her ticket to the TC on Shravani's behalf or at least pay the fine (she is a well off woman now and can afford such a cost). Seriously she looked like she was contemplating this very happily. Another sacrifice. Man this woman gets all turned on with making sacrifices for Shravani.

Then along comes Pandu and the TC makes the snide comments about the TRUE RELATIONSHIP of the two and Man oH Man the look Pandu gave Shravani was not a happy one. He looked like he wanted to tell her "OK woman can we have at least one trip without you rubbing everyone's nose in the fact that the kid is illegitimate and you are unwed" PLEASEEEEEEEEEE. And even more funnier was the fact that during the whole convo the local DID NOT BUDGE (apparently these two are VIPS and until they get on board the railways do not cater to the transit needs of the other passengers)

So Archu was so much in shock that she reached the end of the line like Virar or something and she is walking lost when she meets this woman, who learns about her plight and says all this happening for your good. Ok I need to take a deep breath here. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't the woman advising Archu the same one who was for the better part of nine months tied with a chain in a madman's backyard and weighed like a leg of lamb on a human size balance every day. Ok Archu my dear TURN VERY VERY SLOWLY AND ON MY CUE RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Ok Guys I totally skipped the other epis this week because based on the updates they were maha boring. Sorry if I think of something interesting on them I will note it either in Kools thread or Tanyadi's

Enjoy

Hope

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From where do you think of SUCH funny things Hope.

I didn't see this episode, but I saw that hair flying scene in someone's video avi. And even my first thought was 'poor boy is gonna sneeeeze. Archu be prepared. And Manav, make sure you use a hanky...'😆

I don't know where the story is going. At this point they are just testing the audience patience by taking one step at a time so that they can easily reverse it if the response is not good. That's what I feel. So for some big twist to come up, we shall have to wait a lot!!!

Manav not marrying Shravani BUGS me. This Kaka dying and then absence of any suitable muhurat is such a poor poor reason. If I remember, these guys were in absolute pressure to get Shravani married before the baby arrived. So if Kaka died, why couldn't they go for court marriage?

Hmm........

🥳Di very hilarious one love it! Especially the popat and popat's mom, oh god that was a vintage house of the late black and white era!!! Rasika dress was just too pathetic and from designer saree's to a not so happening saree!!!

Hopester 🤣 I missed reading your ramblings...Good u came back with more...👏

Hope as always, your commentary is so funny and majedaar. The episodes were so boring.

excellent as always HOPE. Every scene is extremely well described , specially the hair flying herbal essence one ...😆

hello Tanya, you still up? where is jeeju?

I went to bed so early today Tulsey , now woke up in th middle of the night . Everyone is sleeping in the house , only I am up...