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Kid to tum ho meri darling sugary African Ghaas! Me and chilly and all other above-20s here are aunties!😆

Don't laugh so much nahhi to pet(stomach)dukhega.😆

I will not find a Prince Charming. I'll stay single and rather keep a good doggie who will be loyal to me. Men can go take awalk at the beach! Tishoo, I am a born spinster!😆😆😆

ahhhhhhh naughty niti di........😉.............but ya a dog sounds loyal than a man

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends. Dogs admit when they're jealous. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw). Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas. You can house train a dog. Dogs are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.) Dogs understand what "No!" means. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at the table. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. You can force a dog to take a bath. Dogs don't correct your stories. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake. Dogs admit it when they're lost. Dogs look at your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs. Dogs take care of their own needs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs are nice to your relatives. Dogs don't care how you dress.
• Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. Both tend to smell riper with age. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both are suspicious of the postman. Both like dominance games. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
• Neither understands what you see in cats.

-- original cortibutor Unknown..

I wish I had read that before IndiaTV. I would have got myself a dog instead.😆

Originally posted by: KYPH_fan

I wish I had read that before IndiaTV. I would have got myself a dog instead.😆

Yes wouldn't it be great if this piece of Chinese wisdom was reveled to us girls b4 we hit puberty... 😆😆Would save a lot of grief... (Just joking guys.. no offense meant to the male members of this forum)..