Lets learn to 'BARGAIN'

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tanu

@Armu4eva

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+ 14

Posted: 15 years ago

Man........i thank SGP for not only being thoroughly............entertaining...........funny ....n hilarious.... i also wish to express my gratitude for it to teach me a few things..............

Heres a list.......of few things i learnt till now

-- How to make rank strangers say 'ILU' to make ur B.F jealous

--How to prove ur actually a marriage material....😆 by marrying a stranger

-- How to create storms...Tsunamis...Earthquakes ....floods n any other natural calamity u can think of at ur Sasural

-- How to make ur indianised Bhabhis...wear western n strut their stuff..

--How to make a roti..which is not GOL aka Round....

-- How to annoy every single member of the family *giving them high B.Ps* n forget abt why they are annoyed...😆

--How to pamper ur Scooter.'/ vehicle as if it were ur G.F

-- How to not 'Romance' ur husband/ wife/ beau at the galli ka nukkad

& the latest...

--How to BARGAIN 😳

Well today SGP Classes.......had a special session lead by the inhouse faculty of Rajni & Deesha aka R&D for teaching......us n Suhana how to bargain......!!

Well......its simple.......

STEP 1: Pick an item u wish to purchase

STEP 2: Compare its likely price in ur head with the price of that very same item in ur friendly neighbourhood store...

STEP 3: Put a discount of 20-40 rupees on it and arrive at a price X

STEP 4: Finally ask the shopkeeper of the price....

STEP 5: As he says Y........ u disagree

STEP 6: U quote y-100

STEP 7: Shopkeeper says.......... Y-10

STEP 8: U quote Y-90... Shopkeeper says.... Y- 30

STEP 9: By now ur husband....b.f / beau....is peeved..n looking at his watch....ruffling his hair..n looking super irritated..............u .....just IGNORE him 😉 after all Bargaining karna.... Aurton ka haak hai 😳

STEP 50: By now.......not only ur companion....but the shopkeeper too is exasparated...n finally he gives in...........n give us the stuff at Y-60 = X- 20

u are mighty happy .......n ur purchase is made......................

Now thats whats called a KILLERRRRRRRR Bargain😛 In typical SGP style....u go to the nearest Ice-candy trolley............n take some mutlicolored candies...n gorge on them...while showing off ur Colored tounges.......😳

Edited by Armu4eva - 15 years ago

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Nirjhor105

@Nirjhor105

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Posted: 15 years ago

havn't seen the episode yet. but your way of describing it is very hilarious

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tanu

@Armu4eva

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Nirjhor105
havn't seen the episode yet. but your way of describing it is very hilarious

🤗 thank u dear.......n seriously...it was hilarious...n reminded me of me n my mum bargaining...😆😆😆 while my dad got frustrated......wanting to knw the logic of saving ...10 rupeees whilst wasting...one hour...😆 bargaining..

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246851

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Posted: 15 years ago

suhana's bargaining reminded me of myself, i cannot bargain , at all, and i also become very happy if they give 10 rupees less
at times i used to tell, kuch ma kijie, warna meri maa mujhe dategi! now i cannot say that, so i just dont buy from footpath unless i have bargaining specialists like my mom or my sister with me

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Nirjhor105

@Nirjhor105

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Tannistha
suhana's bargaining reminded me of myself, i cannot bargain , at all, and i also become very happy if they give 10 rupees less
at times i used to tell, kuch ma kijie, warna meri maa mujhe dategi! now i cannot say that, so i just dont buy from footpath unless i have bargaining specialists like my mom or my sister with me

same here..... i always have to listen a good amount of how silly and immature i am after i buy something from NOT a fixed price shop.I always pay more even for groceries as I don't realize/remember that i am supposed to 'bargain'😆

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Angelic

@Angelic_A

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

Areey tanu you forgot a step.. after you pick up the item you are also suppose to tell the store keeper that you are going to bargain for the item and then you ask for the price. 🤣

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anwesha rath

@Anurulz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Tannistha
suhana's bargaining reminded me of myself, i cannot bargain , at all, and i also become very happy if they give 10 rupees less
at times i used to tell, kuch ma kijie, warna meri maa mujhe dategi! now i cannot say that, so i just dont buy from footpath unless i have bargaining specialists like my mom or my sister with me

mera bhi yahi haal hai..am pathetic at bargaining...just dnt know how to assert...

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