The MID syndrome

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shamil

@shamil

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Posted: 15 years ago

The DMG forum has been hit by a disease named "Multiple Identity Disorder" also known as 'MID'. Although this disease had been existing here for a while now, it's only recently that It has started spreading on a large scale.

MID is rare dissociative sickness in which the regular integrity of a personality breaks down and hundreds of 'split' identities emerge. This usually affects those who drool over celebrities even while they eat, drink, study, sleep, dream , bath or even while making one's bladder 'gladder'.

MID syndrome can be due to several reasons like over exposure to TV, internet; fear of his/her idol losing the No.1 position in the rankings or eagerness to see him at the top.. So basically mental pressure and stress leads a person to this disorder.

A person with the disorder undergoes change in the personality in just a few seconds. He then acts as a completely different person. At times the person undergoes a change where they have alters of genders, nationalities and ages. He/she can't stop herself from creating hundreds of multiple IDs completely ignoring everything else. For them only their idol matters the most.

Unfortunately this dangerous disease has hit the fans of Arju and Sidhu, the most. Sidhu overtaking Arjun in the ranking list has worsened the scenario.

Parents of these affected kids are requested to take special care of them and not to leave them alone as they can turn violent at the slightest chance.

All the unaffected members are requested to pray for the recovery of these patients and to press the like button and take Jhoota Singh to the No.1 position.

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Rikz

@BlueSoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

The scientists are doing research on this interesting topic. Scientists named Mickee n Zainab.. have concluded that the patients suffering from this disease are actually victims of Attention Seeking Personality Disorders (ASPD).

This is the reason they create various ID's and act differently to get different feedback.

Like they make an ID just to be a rebel -- this particular person will bash all the others for no reason.

Next they'll have another ID which will be of a Saint -- This ID will always try to make "Peace Treaties" in the forum, will be seen calm n relaxed and tooo optimistic to be true.

Next they'll make an ID which will be the real them... this kinda ID dnt get whatever is written in 1 go.. they have the habit of selective reading and understanding.

Next there is another category.. this one is made just to promote any actor, person or anyone's post or simply for spamming... They're provided with some hard-coded lines like AR Forever etc .. Only these lines can be posted by them.

So, the person eventually gets all kinda attention.

Also, The person is seen doing the following activities in addition to create MID's.

1. They employ dedicated ppl to go n join an actors fan clubs every hour or every minute or if possible every second.

2. Everytime there's any article posted, they make sure they utilize it to the fullest.

3. If possible they even bribe the authors of the articles to add their fav actors name as the tag even if he's not in the article.

4. The main aim of their life is to get their actor on top.... this is the reason they are sent on the earth. Nothing is more important this this noble task.

5. They even cut short their play/study time and make AVI's, Siggies, VM's showing different body parts.. and mainly focussing on.. ehhhh .. forget it... coz they believe that will attract more girls.

6. They plan strategies outside the forum and get innocent fans banned for silly reasons.

7. They send PM's to innocent fans and Order/Warn/Abuse them to transform into their actor's fans.

8. They specially appoint members to create chaos in the forum.

Good job done by our scientists. We're hoping they'll get us more info on this deadly disease.

Edited by BlueSoul - 15 years ago

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Posted: 15 years ago

Oh my gosh shamil this is hilarious!!🤣

Im going to make MID's until Jhootha singh reaches the top spot!!😆

And your emoticans are just .......👏👏👏!! 'Bladder,gladder'!!!🤣

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Miya

@-Miya-

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Posted: 15 years ago

my get well soon wish to all the victims of this disease

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Shanti

@shanti05

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Posted: 15 years ago

😆

My best take

All the unaffected members are requested to pray for the recovery of these patients and to press the like button and take Jhoota Singh to the No.1 position.

Yes we want Jhoota Singh on 1st position !!!! Raabert hum JS ko 1st position pay dekhnay chatey hai !!! 😉

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petrichorr

@petrichorr

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Posted: 15 years ago

Absolutely hilarious! Loved the post!

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shamil

@shamil

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: BlueSoul
The person is seen doing the following activities in addition to create MID's.

bulluu.. pleeej explain😳

am not as bright as u😭

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shamil

@shamil

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: zeenia
Oh my gosh shamil this is hilarious!!🤣

Im going to make MID's until Jhootha singh reaches the top spot!!😆

And your emoticans are just .......👏👏👏!! 'Bladder,gladder'!!!🤣

shhhh, not so loud😳.. as long as u make mids for taking me to the taap , I wont complain😛