Polish Man

There was a couple living in a modern city, the man was POLISH and he couldnt speak english well but he never had problem with his wife who was a English teacher.

They lived happily until one day, the polish man ran into the lawyers office without appointment. Looking at the man's nervous and scared condition the lawyer asked a few questions.

Lawyer: "What is your problem and how can I help?"
Man: "My wife wants to kill me"
Lawyer: "Why does she want to kill you?
Man: "I havent got any idea why. But I want a divorce" 😭
Lawyer: "Have you got any evidence?"
Man: "Yes, Mr. Lawyer.... one day I want to the bathroom to take a shower... and you know I know how to read english very well.... AND to MY SUPRISE on the shower table I saw a bottle and on it was written POLISH REMOVER". 😆

hi

very funny and nice. keep posting.

Originally posted by: Xserial_queenX

ahahaha, very encouraging😆

lol, i was trying to be honest😳

Originally posted by: Bolly*_Crazed

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watever... atleast i am taking part in sumthing rather than just hurting other peoples feeling... watever i dont care... 👎🏼

Originally posted by: aavshi

watever... atleast i am taking part in sumthing rather than just hurting other peoples feeling... watever i dont care... 👎🏼

did I hurt your feelings ? sorry. And just to correct you I have taken part in MANY things at IF.. Hence me being a IF Dazzler..but Im sorry if i did :) but you shouldn't let such small things hurt you because hun this world is a cruel, cruel place