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Which saintly activity should Kabir indulge in next? [}:)]

Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

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Posted: 15 years ago

We saw how Kabir performed his miracle and put together the newly canonized St Brij, and persuaded Sushma to drop her stupid ideas of giving her baby away to a family that could actually care for it, and educating herself further so that she can be independent.

So why stop there, Kabir? Already, we're speculating on whether Jyoti will go back to that loser Pankaj, and we won't be remotely surprised if Mahatma Kabir facilitates it. But once that's done, you'll be idle, so here are some other projects we suggest for you

Re-unite Pankaj & Jyoti - like you did w/ Brij, drag Jyoti to Pankaj's place, and for effects, ask Bhairavi to ask Pankaj to work in their garden, and keep getting hurt bumping into things. Show her how Neelam isn't there for him, and therefore, Jyoti must fulfill her patni dharm for this guy who is no longer her pati. 😈
You saw how pissed KK & Poonam are @ each other, and how this family risks being torn apart. Since you so love intervening in this family, how about this - convince KK that he ought to love Poonam like he loves Jyoti, and convince Poonam how her sasural is her... you get the drift. Do what Jyoti did to Uday when he was contemplating leaving Udaipur - browbeat her and Deepu into staying. And when Poonam turns on you again, sacrifice your position in that house 😈
Tell Jyoti that Bhairavi was there in Pankaj's life long b4 she was, and it's up to her to reject her, but that's no reason not to go back to Pankaj, and entrust her own baby to Bhairavi so that she herself can serve Pankaj. Then Bhairavi can do to Jyoti's baby what she did to Pankaj. After all, Jyoti used almost a similar argument w/ Uday like I mentioned in #2 above
Pankaj can't get back Jyoti until Neelam agrees to his divorce, and Neelam won't agree to his divorce until Gautam accepts her. So since Brij knows about him, Kabir, you & Brij go and persuade (bribe if necessary) Gautam into marrying her. That way, Neelam is happy, Gautam (maybe) is happy and Pankaj is happy. Then go to step #1
We saw how Kesav-ji rebuffed Sudha last time @ Pankaj-Neelam's wedding. So send Sudha & Uday to Jaipur for a month to stay w/ Kesav-ji & Minal, so that they appreciate them. Tell Kesav-ji that in return for entertaining them, Neelam's parents will get what they need from the Vashists, despite Neelam no longer being part of the family. Maybe have Sudha cook, and Uday work there while Minal lords it over, so that Minal too stops hating Sudha 😈
We saw how Jyoti & Padma forced Deepu to marry, despite his responsible stance that he shouldn't until Jyoti & Sushma were settled (and seeing Poonam, boy was he right)? Using the same logic, Deepu should now be asked to have a baby. After all, doesn't Padma want to be a Dadi, and Dadi a Dadi-ma (what do you call great-grandma in Hindi?) So, in the vein of decisions in the Sharma family being taken on an emotional basis, make Poonam pregnant, so that she doesn't feel like she has to wait until Jyoti is gotten rid of 😈
You did a godh bharai for Sushma, but if you do one for Jyoti, Jyoti haters may not come. So here's the compromise - do one for Pankaj. That should bring them. This time, Sushma can dance, Brij & Sumant can do that cross-dressing dance, while Minal, Bhairavi will all dance for Pankaj 😈
Although Neelam is out, give her parents the money they need so that her dad doesn't die of high BP. Then they won't hate Jyoti as much. Also, introduce them to the Sharmas again - last time, they offered Jyoti 1 crore and were disdained by the Sharmas, so this time, ask the Sharmas to lend them money, so that the Sharmas start loving them instead. Particularly since Jyoti would be united w/ Pankaj
The suggestion that Jyoti should marry was based on the fact that she's not @ her sasural. But why forget Dadi - she too doesn't have a sasural. Kabir should marry her. That way, the entire Sharma family would now be under him. Padma would become his bahu and he can call her 'bahu', instead of aunty 🤣 Deepu & Poonam would now be more controlled, since Kabir is now their Dada-ji 😈
Suggest any others

So if we can get Kabir involved in all of this, the show will at least be logically consistent w/ a lot of the things they have been showing Jyoti do.

So how about it, CV's? Instead of that trikone that you plan to show this week? 🤢

Note: Multiple options allowed 😈

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Niharika Mishra

@NiharikaMishra

Dazzler

+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

OMG Vrisha!!!!

Persuade Deepu to make Poonam pregnant 😈
Organize a godh bharai for Pankaj 🤣
Marry Dadi - she TOO is single 😈

they were too funny
But Sant Kabir's prime focus shall be Pankaj-Jyoti reunion 😡 if he ever turns back to sainthood
Guaranteed!!!! 😉

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Niharika Mishra

@NiharikaMishra

Dazzler

+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

But Pankaj can have a Godh-Bharai too 😆
After all, he's Super-Excited about his child now
And Its Sant Kabir's hobby to get every-one's Godh-Bharai done 😉

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KajolKohl

@KajolKohl

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Posted: 15 years ago

Kabir might try and reunite Jyoti and Pankaj.He's a male version of Jyoti he'd rather sacrifice his own happiness for others.He doesnt like being thanked either like Jyoti.But I hope Jyoti and Kabir get together,Pankaj is horrible.

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QueenBee18

@QueenBee18

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Posted: 15 years ago

🤣Lol....hohoho..I choose "marry dadi"😆..hohoho..i cant stop laughing🤣

Edited by shahin10 - 15 years ago

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KajolKohl

@KajolKohl

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Posted: 15 years ago

Jyoti would be happier with Kabir because all he wants to do is make her smile and laugh😍.When she and Pankaj were together she still had to look after him.She needs someone to look after her for a change.Kabir doesnt care that shes divorced or pregnant,I think thats real love❤️,unlike Pankaj who denied parentage of his own kid.

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tulipbaby53

@tulipbaby53

Trailblazer

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Well, I think he should give Jyoti a ghodbari! That would really cheer her up and change the scene for her (get her focused on her child and stuff).

I don't think he actually will help re-unite Pankaj and Jyoti mainly because from the beginning he never really thought that Pankaj did the right thing by divorcing Jyoti. Also, he always encouraged to start a new life. BUT if he ever gets the idea that Jyoti cannot live without Pankaj, and that Pankaj is truly repenting, he might go to distance and re-unite them! 🤔

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