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See how some people write leave Applications.

It's murder of the English language.
Extremely Funny though.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications


Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.'

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:

'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days..'

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..'

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.'

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave'

An incident of a leave letter:

'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.'

A leave letter to the headmaster:

'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

'As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.'

Covering note:

'I am enclosed herewith...'

Another one:

'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...'

Actual letter written for application of leave:

'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.

Letter writing:-

'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'

A candidate's job application:

'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
______________________________ ______________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about 20, medium height, and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
______________________________ _______

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
______________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And, Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
______________________________ ______________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________ ________

And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No .
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

And that my friend is a good example of why, most politicians in our courts and government are lawyers, our nation is so screwed up.


Now this is hilarious 🤣

haha Ishan... good one.. lolz.... 😆

@Ishan - Lolzzzzzz ....Good one ....truly said murder of english language 😆

ROFLOL.. Bugsyyyyy too good yaar.. haha.. 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: sweta01

ROFLOL.. Bugsyyyyy too good yaar.. haha.. 🤣 🤣

I know its a gem ....😆😆😆😆 ....there r very few jokes which actuall make u roll 😆😆😆😆😆

Guys me gtg ....SGP shuru ho gaya i think ....😆 ,...bbye ...will see u later

ROFLOL.. Ishan.. hahahahah.. 🤣 aare but this only I and Sas will understand I think.. bugsy should know but she says she do not know marathi much.. bugsy.. school main nahi tha kya? 😕

Ishan the jokes are too good.... hahah.. 😆

Bugsy.. what is now SGP? Yaar tum log full form kyu nahi likhate.. so confusing.. 😕

hey I got it.. is it Sasural Ghenda Phool.. aare wow.. me too going then.. cos I too watch that show... lolz.. when I get to see it... 😛 😆

Originally posted by: Bugger

hellooooooooo anyone there ?

Main hoon Bugsy.. hey bugsy.. are we wasting our time here... 😆