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akshay14

@akshay14

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#771

Originally posted by: bageshri
Mi vanijya shakhemadhun shikshan ghetala mag....😆😆

bara kelas tevdhech beduk vachale.........................😆

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radha

@krishara

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#772

Originally posted by: akshay14

bara kelas tevdhech beduk vachale.........................😆

shut up.....tu sagalyana agadi choose choose ke cut karat ashil na....(.Kutte ) Bedakaaaaaa,me tera khoon nikal lunga style ne.....😉😆😆

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Mishkil

@mishkil88

Viewbie

+ 18

Posted: 15 years ago

#773

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

(After some years of marriage. How many years, is anybody's guess)

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not too far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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akshay14

@akshay14

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#774

Originally posted by: bageshri

shut up.....tu sagalyana agadi choose choose ke cut karat ashil na....(.Kutte ) Bedakaaaaaa,me tera khoon nikal lunga style ne.....😉😆😆

nahi nahi khoon kami aala hota beduk kaptana mala ajun aathavtay... btw kiti Bedka tula thanx mhanat astil bageshri.... 😆

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radha

@krishara

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#775

Originally posted by: akshay14

nahi nahi khoon kami aala hota beduk kaptana mala ajun aathavtay... btw kiti Bedka tula thanx mhanat astil bageshri.... 😆

ho ani kiti bedaka " Pudhacha janma milu det mag Akshay cha badla gheu " asa mhanat astil 😆😆

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*Resham*

@*Resham*

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

#776

arey tumhi ajun pranyanach gheun baslat😆

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Mishkil

@mishkil88

Viewbie

+ 18

Posted: 15 years ago

#777

Ho aata tari thambva ha bedkancha vishay....😆

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radha

@krishara

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#778

Originally posted by: *Resham*
arey tumhi ajun pranyanach gheun baslat😆

nahi ga reshu...mi ajibat Pranimitra nahi so tyana kadhich gheun basu shakat nahi....😆😆 ani mishkil...Akshay la tyachya 12th chi tumhi athavan karun dili ahe so to tyamadhun baher padat nahi ahe.....😆😆 Gele te din (beduk) gele asa mhanat basalay to....😆

Edited by bageshri - 15 years ago

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akshay14

@akshay14

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#779

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa went to battery shop
and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Edited by akshay14 - 15 years ago