Beedi aage hi jullai hai!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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No need for jigur ki aag and the like! Our Mr. Beedi has been smoldering, salivating, and burning, burning, BURNING after his feral cat for 7 years!! Wow, that's SOME itch!! Anyhoo, Mili's bravado does not translate to masculine behavior, so easy does it Beedi - best not let her hear you say that!! Wonder what'll be cooking for lunch at his place? Should there be menu type questions, call on Omi, our very own Jacques Pepin!

He knows all of all matters culinary (even tho' the Dhaba slipped out of his hands, and bade Bhaiya Nakul lifted not a finger to twist some arms) ... uh ... except how to wield a knife!! Ouch, ouch, OUCH! Good thing that was a stainless steel one otherwise we'd have another visit to City Hospital for a tetanus shot! Or would we?! The Sunshiners may not know of such things ... wonder what he's cookin' for lunch at the Pink Palace ... other than the gobi?

He also knows all on all matters of the heart! The child is ours! We insist, the child is ours! Ours, ours, OURS!! All of you - begone!! That's tellin' 'em! Then the background wailing stopped ... tension was in the air ... the gale blew through the crowd and the street ... whoosh , whoosh, WHOOSH ... and not a leaf stirred ... not a hair fluttered ... Matarani was in her palace and all was well with the world ...

Until ... Simi is rudely awakened from her reverie of bawlin', bawlin', BAWLIN' on hubby Abhi's broad shoulders and he wiping her tears away - this time using the thumbs of both hands - and smilin', smilin', SMILIN'. Man, when it rains, it pours! Today, he had 2 changes of clothes!!! All in the span of 2 hours!! She's not worried about that fancy-shmantcy suit ... went to bed with everything still on ... wonder if he got his 2 hours of sleep-eye?! Nah! I don't think he did! Boy, he is pissed, pissed, PISSED!! But y'know what Abhi? Technically speaking, she did not 'tell' a lie! Keeping things sub rosa is not the same as blatant lying ... no, no, NO ... but that's OK ... this incarnation of you being seethingly icy, icy, ICY is a welcome change ... yes, yes, YES!

But ... Neetu and Omi did not have a change of clothes! Methinks all her stuff is still there, so what's her excuse for being unwashed?! Anuj could loan Beedi a kurta-pajama, but cannot do the same for Omi? What's his excuse for being unwashed?! Yuck, yuck, YUCK!

In the meantime ... over at the summer Dagar Mansion (I dunno, - the dining area looks awfully different), N.S. Dagar is pouring drink all over himself! That too in the wee hours of the morning ... unless he changed into a new set of clothes just for this purpose at night ... after his Chowki rampage ... but then why did he not change before he showed up at the Pink Palace the next morning?! weird, weird, WEIRD! Somebody sure is in a time warp ... I don't think it's me!

Ah the BBB ... up to his usual no good ... and he a papa, papa, PAPA to every snot-nosed kid running amok on the KB streets ... gutter-snipe ... spittin' image of Kalavati Bhalla!

Abhi is seen seething at the goons on the 13/24 KB terrace ... but at least he has on a new set of clothes! hurrah, hurrah, HURRAH!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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hehehe dipa

the times they have changed........... n how........ times were when we waited for the episodes to be uploaded and we could feast our eyes on MY choc truffle

Now i just read ur updates coz i know the show aint gonna be able to match 'em

p.s.
the choc truffle is on the back burner as well sp. since theres so much more eye candy elsewhere

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

No need for jigur ki aag and the like! Our Mr. Beedi has been smoldering, salivating, and burning, burning, BURNING after his feral cat for 7 years!! Wow, that's SOME itch!! Anyhoo, Mili's bravado does not translate to masculine behavior, so easy does it Beedi - best not let her hear you say that!! Wonder what'll be cooking for lunch at his place? Should there be menu type questions, call on Omi, our very own Jacques Pepin!


This Vishal is cool guy!! but for lunch hopefully it is not the burned spinach parathan with BUTTER on it that Rajiv was eating or gulping down..... & not the basay bhature chole!!like our Abhi brought a while back!😕

SValeCalGal now for the menu they should ask our Omi ji because he is the next chef in the Sethi's DHABA-DU-JOUR. Je espere que il ne casse ont finger encore. ca n'est pas bien😉; for the five course meal!!🤪

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

He knows all of all matters culinary (even tho' the Dhaba slipped out of hands, and bade Bhaiya Nakul lifted not a finger to twist some arms) ... uh ... except how to wield a knife!! Ouch, ouch, OUCH! Good thing that was a stainless steel one otherwise we'd have another visit to City Hospital for a tetanus shot! Or would we?! The Sunshiners may not know of such things ... wonder what he's cookin' for lunch at the Pink Palace ... other than the gobi?

Tetnus shot na na being a chef he must have had one of those in the past and they do last for ten years but SValeCalGal great observation on your part about this blooper. 🤣 now the wonder of the wonders the gobi..... lots of the...dishes,-,...gobi-parathan,..gobi-pakora....,gobi-cutlets.....,gobi-keema....,gobi-matar....and.....gobi-mutton **** gee now i sound like the assistant for him!!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

He also knows all on all matters of the heart! The child is ours! We insist, the child is ours! Ours, ours, OURS!! All of you - begone!! That's tellin' 'em! Then the background wailing stopped ... tension was in the air ... the gale blew through the crowd and the street ... whoosh , whoosh, WHOOSH ... and not a leaf stirred ... not a hair fluttered ... Matarani was in her palace and all was well with the world

Thank-you mata rani ji for small and really miraculous favors .......😍

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Until ... Simi is rudely awakened from her reverie of bawlin', bawlin', BAWLIN' on hubby Abhi's broad shoulders and he wiping her tears away - this time using the thumbs of both hands - and smilin', smilin', SMILIN'. Man, when it rains, it pours! Today, he had 2 changes of clothes!!! All in the span of 2 hours!! She's not worried about that fancy-shmantcy suit ... went to bed with everything still on ... wonder if he got his 2 hours of sleep-eye?! Nah! I don't think he did! Boy, he is pissed, pissed, PISSED!! But y'know what Abhi? Technically speaking, she did not 'tell' a lie! Keeping things sub rosa is not the same as blatant lying ... no, no, NO ... but that's OK ... this incarnation of you being seethingly icy, icy, ICY is a welcome change ... yes, yes, YES!

I love this aAbhi so cold and spaced out where Simi is concerned and hope he stays this way for a while. 😒😡a long while!!

and about the two change of clothes in a matter of two hours well the productions house got their back order surplus but he was wearing those Raggedy Ann jeans again?? Why wasn't he wearing his suit to work. and a tie would look nice too..I always wonder in his job is in Chandigarh where he went for his interview or in NEW-DELHI and as what and doing what??? Too bad the paycheck is already been used up by Manjuji🤣

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

But ... Neetu and Omi did not have a change of clothes! Methinks all her stuff is still there, so what's her excuse for being unwashed?! Anuj could loan Beedi a kurta-pajama, but cannot do the same for Omi? What's his excuse for being unwashed?! Yuck, yuck, YUCK!

HOLEY-MOLEY!! ONLY ONE KURTA FOR TWO DAMAAD'S TO SHARE!!

but that is what happens when only one person in the entire household works and the rest of them just cut gobi and sulk or always cooking.😳.

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

In the meantime ... over at the summer Dagar Mansion (I dunno, - the dining area looks awfully different), N.S. Dagar is pouring drink all over himself! That too in the wee hours of the morning ... unless he changed into a new set of clothes just for this purpose at night ... after his Chowki rampage ... but then why did he not change before he showed up at the Pink Palace the next morning?! weird, weird, WEIRD! Somebody sure is in a time warp ... I don't think it's me!

I thought he changed into that black bandanna now.Well his clothing is not my concern but his weird bandanna are. And about not changing he hasn't showered yet like the rest of them.🤣 Water shortage in karol-bagh..

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Ah the BBB ... up to his usual no good ... and he a papa, papa, PAPA to every snot-nosed kid running amok on the KB streets ... gutter-snipe ... spittin' image of Kalavati Bhalla!

Spitting image and to spit upon ..... These two are my favorite character in the show after Milli and so true to their characters. Just love them. Indresh Malik acts with his eyes so well.😵His scenes are the ones I use the rewind button👍🏼 for!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Abhi is seen seething at the goons on the 13/24 KB terrace ... but at least he has on a new set of clothes! hurrah, hurrah, HURRAH



And a new towel and that makes me wonder he is up to his no goods. The kite in KAROL-BAGH Are they crazy where are they going to fly it in that crowed market . On top of their bursati!!! You just have to stand at one side of the market and the crowd would automatically shove you or push you on the other side of the market. NO KIDDING!🤔
Edited by 1crazygal - 15 years ago

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Posted: 15 years ago
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the choc truffle is on the back burner as well sp. since theres so much more eye candy elsewhere
Oye! Khamukha kyoon bewajah bolti hai re?!! We have to work on your taste! There simply ain't no eye-candy elsewhere ... at least not unless you have dark glasses impervious to light 😆
Anyhoo, Yasu - KB is very fertile ground for laughs and rolling of eyes ... some of yer other shows don't even rise to that level!! 😃
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

No need for jigur ki aag and the like! Our Mr. Beedi has been smoldering, salivating, and burning, burning, BURNING after his feral cat for 7 years!! Wow, that's SOME itch!! Anyhoo, Mili's bravado does not translate to masculine behavior, so easy does it Beedi - best not let her hear you say that!! Wonder what'll be cooking for lunch at his place? Should there be menu type questions, call on Omi, our very own Jacques Pepin!

He knows all of all matters culinary (even tho' the Dhaba slipped out of hands, and bade Bhaiya Nakul lifted not a finger to twist some arms) ... uh ... except how to wield a knife!! Ouch, ouch, OUCH! Good thing that was a stainless steel one otherwise we'd have another visit to City Hospital for a tetanus shot! Or would we?! The Sunshiners may not know of such things ... wonder what he's cookin' for lunch at the Pink Palace ... other than the gobi?

He also knows all on all matters of the heart! The child is ours! We insist, the child is ours! Ours, ours, OURS!! All of you - begone!! That's tellin' 'em! Then the background wailing stopped ... tension was in the air ... the gale blew through the crowd and the street ... whoosh , whoosh, WHOOSH ... and not a leaf stirred ... not a hair fluttered ... Matarani was in her palace and all was well with the world ...

Until ... Simi is rudely awakened from her reverie of bawlin', bawlin', BAWLIN' on hubby Abhi's broad shoulders and he wiping her tears away - this time using the thumbs of both hands - and smilin', smilin', SMILIN'. Man, when it rains, it pours! Today, he had 2 changes of clothes!!! All in the span of 2 hours!! She's not worried about that fancy-shmantcy suit ... went to bed with everything still on ... wonder if he got his 2 hours of sleep-eye?! Nah! I don't think he did! Boy, he is pissed, pissed, PISSED!! But y'know what Abhi? Technically speaking, she did not 'tell' a lie! Keeping things sub rosa is not the same as blatant lying ... no, no, NO ... but that's OK ... this incarnation of you being seethingly icy, icy, ICY is a welcome change ... yes, yes, YES!

But ... Neetu and Omi did not have a change of clothes! Methinks all her stuff is still there, so what's her excuse for being unwashed?! Anuj could loan Beedi a kurta-pajama, but cannot do the same for Omi? What's his excuse for being unwashed?! Yuck, yuck, YUCK!

In the meantime ... over at the summer Dagar Mansion (I dunno, - the dining area looks awfully different), N.S. Dagar is pouring drink all over himself! That too in the wee hours of the morning ... unless he changed into a new set of clothes just for this purpose at night ... after his Chowki rampage ... but then why did he not change before he showed up at the Pink Palace the next morning?! weird, weird, WEIRD! Somebody sure is in a time warp ... I don't think it's me!

Ah the BBB ... up to his usual no good ... and he a papa, papa, PAPA to every snot-nosed kid running amok on the KB streets ... gutter-snipe ... spittin' image of Kalavati Bhalla!

Abhi is seen seething at the goons on the 13/24 KB terrace ... but at least he has on a new set of clothes! hurrah, hurrah, HURRAH!



I tell Ya !! D.. when she came back beating the hell out of Bhalla all huffing and puffing and Abhi was standing in the family room and he point blank asked her where was she ?? Her answer .......I was gone to the GURUDWARA. ...to do matha teko..and she ha no qualms about it either.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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answer .......I was gone to the GURUDWARA
I was referring to the latest brouhaha about the BBB's proposition ... she'll be in deeper doo-doo as soon as he realizes that when she told him about having battered the BBB with an iron rod she had earlier prevaricated about having gone to the Gurudvara ...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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This Vishal is cool guy!!
What does that translate to? 'Cool' as a cucumber or cool as in 'hot'?!
the five course meal!!
Oui! Biensur ce ne serai pas bien si on trouve un doit dans le casserole!
He can ill afford to lose any more of his body ... his brain being slowly fried is bad enough 😭
gobi-keema....gobi-mutton
Eeeuuu ... are these one of your recipes?!🤢
and a tie would look nice too..I always wonder in his job is in Chandigarh where he went for his interview or in NEW-DELHI and as what and doing what???
Goodness only knows what kind of job he has ... it lets him come in to the office in a shirt, jeans, and sneakers 😕 And he would look awesome in a crisp shirt and tie, but that would be asking too much of the Sunshiners! I doubt that he has to hoof it all the way to Chandigarh ...
Water shortage in karol-bagh
But this Dagar Mansion is at 33 Hauz Khas ...
The kite in KAROL-BAGH Are they crazy where are they going to fly it in that crowed market .
No S ... kite flying is a big deal this time of year ... you do it from the terrace ... it's serious stuff ... mortal combat and all that ...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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the write-ups are waay more funn..gobi et al...the episodes will just have the stinkyfarts..!!
oh ugh!! you just re-affirm my one solo single solitary lone iso uni reason for not catchin KB...
it just aint no fun...all those amazing path-breaking, idea-changing,more in tune with today...plotlines..have gone down the sewer of anachronistic puerilisms and plasmoid verbal excretums...in other words..an image absolutely unpalatable...even in imagination...
ur write-ups are a febreeze to the KB stinkfest...they do mask that awful odour..of stagnant ideas!!
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

answer .......I was gone to the GURUDWARA

I was referring to the latest brouhaha about the BBB's proposition ... she'll be in deeper doo-doo as soon as he realizes that when she told him about having battered the BBB with an iron rod she had earlier prevaricated about having gone to the Gurudvara ...



So the D..M..Z.. freeze is going to last a while.
😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: 1crazygal

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This Vishal is cool guy!!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal


What does that translate to? 'Cool' as a cucumber or cool as in 'hot'?!

COOl as a CUTE DUDE**

culot comme un mignon mec!

Originally posted by: 1crazygal


the five course meal!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Oui! Biensur ce ne serai pas bien si on trouve un doit dans le casserole!

He can ill afford to lose any more of his body ... his brain being slowly fried is bad enough 😭

so the casserole can't be bheja fry now!!

Originally posted by: 1crazygal


gobi-keema....gobi-mutton

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Eeeuuu ... are these one of your recipes?!🤢

NO one of our family friend in Melbourne makes them but calls it gobhi-gosht.

Originally posted by: 1crazygal

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and a tie would look nice too..I always wonder in his job is in Chandigarh where he went for his interview or in NEW-DELHI and as what and doing what???

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Goodness only knows what kind of job he has ... it lets him come in to the office in a shirt, jeans, and sneakers 😕 And he would look awesome in a crisp shirt and tie, but that would be asking too much of the Sunshiners! I doubt that he has to hoof it all the way to Chandigarh ...


SValeCalGal i am going to punish myself by saying that Chandigarh is 6-8hours drive from New-Delhi so no no Commuting is out of the question. What does he do anyways.....

Originally posted by: 1crazygal


Water shortage in karol-bagh

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

But this Dagar Mansion is at 33 Hauz Khas ...


OOPS my mistake:: but he is still in the company of the un-showered stinkers.!!

Originally posted by: 1crazygal

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The kite in KAROL-BAGH Are they crazy where are they going to fly it in that crowed market .

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

No S ... kite flying is a big deal this time of year ... you do it from the terrace ... it's serious stuff ... mortal combat and all that ...


////////////fly a kite from the terrace. NO wonder it is mortal combat and idiotic a well.

vouler un milan sur la terrace. cela ne me surprend pas que cet mortal combat et stupide aussi.

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