No need for jigur ki aag and the like! Our Mr. Beedi has been smoldering, salivating, and burning, burning, BURNING after his feral cat for 7 years!! Wow, that's SOME itch!! Anyhoo, Mili's bravado does not translate to masculine behavior, so easy does it Beedi - best not let her hear you say that!! Wonder what'll be cooking for lunch at his place? Should there be menu type questions, call on Omi, our very own Jacques Pepin!
He knows all of all matters culinary (even tho' the Dhaba slipped out of his hands, and bade Bhaiya Nakul lifted not a finger to twist some arms) ... uh ... except how to wield a knife!! Ouch, ouch, OUCH! Good thing that was a stainless steel one otherwise we'd have another visit to City Hospital for a tetanus shot! Or would we?! The Sunshiners may not know of such things ... wonder what he's cookin' for lunch at the Pink Palace ... other than the gobi?
He also knows all on all matters of the heart! The child is ours! We insist, the child is ours! Ours, ours, OURS!! All of you - begone!! That's tellin' 'em! Then the background wailing stopped ... tension was in the air ... the gale blew through the crowd and the street ... whoosh , whoosh, WHOOSH ... and not a leaf stirred ... not a hair fluttered ... Matarani was in her palace and all was well with the world ...
Until ... Simi is rudely awakened from her reverie of bawlin', bawlin', BAWLIN' on hubby Abhi's broad shoulders and he wiping her tears away - this time using the thumbs of both hands - and smilin', smilin', SMILIN'. Man, when it rains, it pours! Today, he had 2 changes of clothes!!! All in the span of 2 hours!! She's not worried about that fancy-shmantcy suit ... went to bed with everything still on ... wonder if he got his 2 hours of sleep-eye?! Nah! I don't think he did! Boy, he is pissed, pissed, PISSED!! But y'know what Abhi? Technically speaking, she did not 'tell' a lie! Keeping things sub rosa is not the same as blatant lying ... no, no, NO ... but that's OK ... this incarnation of you being seethingly icy, icy, ICY is a welcome change ... yes, yes, YES!
But ... Neetu and Omi did not have a change of clothes! Methinks all her stuff is still there, so what's her excuse for being unwashed?! Anuj could loan Beedi a kurta-pajama, but cannot do the same for Omi? What's his excuse for being unwashed?! Yuck, yuck, YUCK!
In the meantime ... over at the summer Dagar Mansion (I dunno, - the dining area looks awfully different), N.S. Dagar is pouring drink all over himself! That too in the wee hours of the morning ... unless he changed into a new set of clothes just for this purpose at night ... after his Chowki rampage ... but then why did he not change before he showed up at the Pink Palace the next morning?! weird, weird, WEIRD! Somebody sure is in a time warp ... I don't think it's me!
Ah the BBB ... up to his usual no good ... and he a papa, papa, PAPA to every snot-nosed kid running amok on the KB streets ... gutter-snipe ... spittin' image of Kalavati Bhalla!
Abhi is seen seething at the goons on the 13/24 KB terrace ... but at least he has on a new set of clothes! hurrah, hurrah, HURRAH!