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This is a special episode just to show the resourcefulness of the DMG production team.
Days starts at Sanjeevni. JP,Jiggy and Raaj are sitting with Su in the cafeteria. Su is quiet and lost in her thoughts.
Su: "Kiya hai?" she comes out of her thoughts.
Jp: "Kiya soch rahi hai?, mere barey main soch rahi hain." and starts to drool over his shirt, feeling shy at the same time and turns his body like a caterpillar. (to generate humour, obviously!!!)
Jiggy: "Nahin, Nahin, Nahin.. ye meray barey main soch rahi hogi.." pull JP back and pushes himself in the front of Sue sharmaney ki acting karta huay ... then sings "Nahin! Nahin! abhi nahin, abhi karo intezaar, choro na.." JP put his hands on jiggy mouth to keep him singing his masterpiece.
Su: "Will both of you shutup!!!" she says in a louder voice.
JP and Jiggy eik dum mast ho jatey hai.. "waha mazaa aagaya hai.. aisay nazuk hontoon say shutup ka mazaa aagaya hai." and they know that she is Sid real sister, who is like Sid Bhaiya to them..and they keep trying throwing darts on her heart.
JP: "flower ji hum to pooch rahey thay ke aap chup kyun hain?" he clarifies
Su: "Sid bahut pareshaan hai, Armaan bhi pareshaan hai.." she sounded worried "woh sanjeevni se jaana chatay hai."
Jiggy "Wow!! Iss ka matlab hai ke humari double promotion!"
JP: "Tumahri kaisay? woh nurse nahin hain, doctor hain doctor! munnay!" "Sirf meri double promotion ka chance ho sakta hai.." he is jumping with joy "aur phir Su.." he addresses her "main tumhari mom se tumhara haath maang loonga." Su looks at him as if he is drunk
Jiggy quickly adds: "aur main tumahri taang."
JP: "abhey bechari ke tukray kyun kar raha hai, haath ke saath sari hi mangoon ga."
Su: "Tum logon ko aur koi kaam nahin hai." she inquires
JP: "Miss flower yeh sara staff jo chalta phirta nazar aata hai yeh log kaam hi toh kar rahey hain."
Su: "Pata nahin Bro ke mind main kya hai?"
Meanwhile Sid walks into the cafeteria, and they all gather around him.
JP: "Sid Bhaiya, yeh kya sunn rahen hain?, aap Sanjeevni se jana chah rahe hain? kiya yeh sahi hai?"
Sid: "Haan buss ab yehan rehna mushkil hai." he says as if talking to himself. He has picked up this art from Armaan.
Su: "Bro tum kahan jao gay? " she is concerned
Sid: "Jahan kismat le jayegi .." Sid says looking at the ceiling.
Su : "Mom to main kya jawab doon gi?"
Sid: "Jab mom poochain gi to mujhay phone kar daina.."
Meanwhile Armaan also walks in the cafeteria. They all gather around him.
JP: "Armaan Bhaiya, yeh kya sunn rahen hain?, aap Sanjeevni se jana chah rahe hain? kiya yeh sahi hai?"
Armaan: "Sahi sunna hain tum logon ne.." looks around if he can locate Riddhima anywhere, then sits on his haunches to see whether she is hiding under the tables and then gets up, runs and jumps over the counter to check behind the counter and comes back and starts to frisk Sid body..
Sid: "Kiya kar rahey ho Armaan?"
Armaan: "Dekh raha tha Riddhima to nahin hai."
Sid: "Woh to tum se pyar karti hai.."
Armaan: "laiken hoti to tumharey pass hi hai."
Su: "Bro tum Riddhima ko bhi saath laiker jao gaye."
Armaan: "agar Riddhima saath chal parhi to yehan se jaane ka faida."
Raaj: "Dr. Armaan kya main Dr. Rddhima ki handing/taking over ke papers tyar karwa loon?"
Armaan: "kya mutlab!"
Raaj: "Sir aap unko kiss ke hawalay karke jayengay?"
Armaan: "Wapas kar ke jaha rahey hain uss ke baap ko, tumhey agar Dr. Riddhima chahiye to ja kar doobara apney naam par issue karwa lo."
Su: "Very bad Bro!" she address Sid and Armaan. "Riddhima koi kitaab toh nahin hai."
Sid: "Woh toh kisi kitaab ki tarah hi thi, laiken hum ko hi parhna nahin aaya." Sid says sadly
Armaan: "Yeh meri baat mut karo, main to contents ke page, or index pages theek tarah se parhay thay aur mujhay maaloom tha key kaun si cheez kahan hai, aur kuch kuch jaga se browse bhi kiya tha."
Sid: "Zyada hi browse kar diya tum nay Armaan," Sid says in his permanent husky voice, "bulke bruise kar diya."
Armaan: "Chalo choro yaar, jo ho gaya ab kiya karna hai."
Sid "Ab kahan nikalna hai?"
Armaan: "Sanjeevni chor kar kahan jayen? " he thinks, "jahan hum shaanti ke saath reh saken"
JP: "Armaan bhaiya larkion ke maamlay main aap toh bahut hi lucky hain. Yeh Shaanti kaun hai?"
Armaan: "Shaanti ka mutlab sakoon, itminaan.." he slighlty slap on JP's head.
Su: "Bro tum kahan jao gaye?" She has tears in her eyes.
Sid: "Armaan hi lead karey ga.."
Su: "ye pagal.." she is shocked.." puray DMG ka naas mar diya hai iss nay..how can you trust him."
Armaan: "Dhyaan se Su, agar tum Sid ke behan na hoti toh main tum se shaadi kar laita."
Su: "Sid!!!! kaun Sid!!!! main kisi Sid ko nahin jaanti.." she steps closer to Armaan tries and holds his tatooed arm.
Armaan: "chalo hato pechay, Sid ke liye main bura hoon aur tumahrey liye acha." he pushes her away.
Su: "Dekho Sid!!! ye mujhay dhika deh raha hai.."
Sid: "Main kiya karoon, mera to yehan koi bhi nahin hai." starts to cry
Naina enter the cafeteria and walks straight to Sid, as she hugs him, consoling him. Sid puts his head on her shoulder and says "naina mujhay kahin chupa lo" Naina hold him tightly.
JP: "Sid Bhaiya, ye apna jism toh chupa nahi sakti.." and he is ignored.
Armaan: "Naina agar aur jaga hai toh please mujhay bhi chupa lo.."
Sid: "tum kiss se chup rahey ho Armaan." he speaks in a muffled voice as his mouth is over naina's shoulder. "main tum se hi toh chupna chah raha hoon.."
Yuvi enters the cafeteria and sees them in a hug.. "SSSSSSSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" he yells at the top of his screechy voice. They all put their hands over their ears.
He almost runs and tries to pull Sid away from Naina, Naina is holding Sid tightly to herself. There is a struggle going on.
Yuvi: "Sid choro meri Naina ko.."
Sid: "Abhey main ne nahin pakra, ye iss ki hi jadoo ki jhapee hai.." he voice is still muffled.
Naina: "Yuvi, peechay hato..Sid iss waqt udaas hai.."
Yuvi: "Naina tum sirf meri ho.. jab kisi aur kay saath dekhta hoon to khoon khol jaata hai." he speaks drama.
JP: "Yuvi tumahra blood group kiya hai?"
Jiggy: "Paani hi haga jo itni jaldi khol jata hai.."
Armaan: "Yuvi, tum toh gaye, jahan Sid ka qadam beech main aa gaya wahan confusion shru ho jata hai. Meray aur Riddhima ki tarah.."
Yuvi: "Dr. Armaan, woh tum aur Riddhima thay, yeh main aur Naina hain... hum aik dosaray ke baghair nahi reh saktay."
at the same time naina is consoling Sid..
Naina: "Sid, please pareshaan mutt ho, main hoon na, main tumhara khyaal rakhoon gi, jahan rakho gay wahin rahoon gee, tumahrey bachon ki maa bhi banoon gi.. "
Sid raises his head from her shoulders and stands face to face and looks into her eyes and says "laiken tum toh Yuvi se pyar karti ho, woh tumhara pehla pyar hai, keh do ke tum Yuvi se pyar nahi karti.." Naina stays quiet.
Armaan: "Ab yahan bhi wohi shru kar diya hai Mr. DoubtFire." talks to Sid and then addresses naina "Ab iss ko apni safaiyaan daiti raho.." then addresses Yuvi, "bachay ab tum bhi tyar ho jao, yeh Naina ko laiker phirta rahay ga aur tum ko kehta rahega ke Naina tumahari hai, tum se pyar karti hai.. laiken tumhe daiga nahin."
Naina gets away from Sid, Yuvi moves closer to Naina and Naina immediately pushes him away.
Yuvi: "yeh kiya kar rahi ho meri Naina? " he begs
Naina: "yeh mujhay pehlay karna chahiye tha.." tum aur Sid donno interns ho, mujhay Armaan ko choose karna chahiye tha." she moves towards Armaan and stands next to Armaan hold his arms to her body and says "Armaan main tumahrey saath rehna chahti hoon, tum hi mujhay woh muhabbat dey saktay ho.."
Armaan slowly frees his hand from her custody and stands face to face with her and looks into her eyes and starts slowly. "Naina, I may not be able to say it with fluency as I do not have a very good memory, nor I can sound that mean.." he pauses
Naina: "bolo Armaan please.."
Armman: "laiken tum toh Yuvi se pyar karti ho, woh tumhara pehla pyar hai, keh do ke tum Yuvi se pyar nahi karti.." looks at Sid for appreciation.
Naina: "Armaan tum ne Sid wali baatein hi karni hai toh phir Sid hi theek hai, kum-az-kum original toh hai."
Sid: "Naina, jab tumhey Armaan browse sorry bruise karey ga to pata chaley ga." he warns her.
Yuvi: "Dr.Armaan, ab main kiya karoon, Sid kiya karega ga."
Armaan: "yuvi pyare, don't worry, Sid kuch nahi karey ga, he is safe as a pope. Woh uss se shaadi kareyga, woh kahin aur rahegi aur yeh tumharey agay peechay phiraey ga, jab dekhay ga ke tum bhi Naina ki nazron main girr gaye ho, toh woh Naina ko divorce dey dey ga. But don't worry at all " Armaan assures Yuvi "she will stay brand new.."
Yuvi: "Dr. Armaan aap succh keh rahey hain."
Armman: "Haan yaar, iss ka track record hi aisa hai.. " rolling his eyes balls " he is like a coin collector..who never spends that money."
Yuvi: "Bhagwan karey ke Sid ka behaviour consistent ho!!!"
Armman to JP: "Raaj kahan gaya?"
JP: "Raaj ke dialogues nahin thay toh woh dossrey show ke liye test dainay gaya hai."
Armaan suddenly raises his arms and wants everyone quiet. Sid asks "kiya hua?"
Armaan: "let me think for a 2 seconds."
Sid: "yaar tumhara minimum flashback bhi 20 sec ka hota hai.. chalo kiya socho gay?"
Armaan: 'SShhhhh! phir koi hai!' stays quiet for 3 seconds and then then jumps with joy IIdddeeeaaa!"
JP and jiggy hold each other and start jumping with joy and at the same time hump each other and try and get Su in between them, but she escapes.
Armaan: "Tum log kyun khush ho rahey ho? " he asks JP and jiggy.
Jp: "Hum aap ki khushi ke liye khush hain."
Sid: "bolo Armaan." he asks
Armaan: "Humko iss waqt kahin jana nahin parhey ga.." he is very exicited and speaks very fast.
SId: "kiya matlab, yehan rahengay?"
Armaan: "nahin, hum yahan se hi jayengay." Armaan snaps his fingers.
Sid: slapping on his forehead "kaisay?"
Armaan: "Dekho.. zyada socho mut. hum chaand par jayengay.."
"CHAAND PAR!!" they all yell in disbelief and Armaan stands like a superman.
Armaan: "Haan Sid, wohi eik jaga hai jahan hum aaram se reh saktay hain."
Su: "Tum log kaisay jao gay.." Su doubts their idea
JP: "Miss flower ji, kiya mushkil hai, yehan se taxi laiker busstand aur wahan se 14 number par baith kar.."
Armman: "JP chandnagar ki baat nahin ho rahi, chaand .. MOON ki baat ho rahi hai.."
JP: "array wah.. " and sings and dances with jiggy "Chalo dildar chalo, chaand ke paar chalo " and jiggy responds "hum hain tyar chalo.."
Armaan: "yaar tum donno chup karo gay, warna main apna idea bhool jaon ga."
Su: "Bro tum wahan kiya karo gay.."
Sid: "Why are you asking me the questions when Armaan is saying it all."
Su: "Bro samjha karo na." looks at Armaan and then at Sid "tum log wahan akelay kaisay rahogay."
Sid: "Su, dekho it will be like four of us there?"
Su: "FOUR!!!, main aur Naina bhi jayengay." she is excited
Sid: "Tum donno bhi chali gayee to peechay DMG Naina ka baap aur Yuvi Chalangay?"
Yuvi: "tum log chala saktey ho toh hum bhi chala saktay hain" Yuvi looks at JP and Jiggy as if they are his mainstay actors.
Sid: ignoring Yuvi says to Su " Dekho I can talk to myself and to Armaan, same goes for him, Armaan can talk to himself and to me. so we add up to four."
Su: "Oh! Bro, iss tarah you are 20 twenty people.."
Sid: "Woh kaisay?"
Su: "Armaan can talk to himself in 15 different ways and you can talk to yourself in 5 different ways."
she explains "but what I mean time pass kaisay karo gay.." she sneaks at Armaan
Sid: "Kyun Armaan? time pass kaisay karen gay?"
Armaan: "main ne sub socha hua hai, hum basketball saath lay kar jayengay." he responds to Su directly.
Su is not happy that Armaan is directly talking to her. She wants to be with him.
Su: "nahin mera matlab hai raat ko kasiay time pass karo gay?"
Armman: "Raat ko kiya problem hai, buss taray ginay gay..'
Su: "tum log pagal ho, chaand par baith kar taray gino gay.. taray toh zameen se gintay hain."
Sid: "Su, my little sis, tum kitni jaldi bari ho gayee ho.. itni samjhdar ho gaye", and hugs her..
Armaan: looking at her dress, "kuch zyada hi jaldi bari ho rahi hai, kapray chotay parh rahey hain.."
Su: "Armaan yeh main tumharey liye dress up hoti hoon, aur main Riddhima ki tarraha nahin ke tum ko haath laga laga kar daikhna parey key kaun si cheez kidhar hai."
Armaan: "Sid ko toh yeh bhi nahi pata, mujh se owner's manual maang raha tha Riddhima ka. "
Su: "tum ne diya toh nahi ho ga mere Bro ko?" she is now on Sid's side.
Armaan: "Mujhay to mila nahin tha, internet par bhi nahin tha, bus hit and trial tha."
Sid: "Armaan ye Su tumko baaton main laga rahi hai.."
Armaan:" mujhay pata hai laiken tumhari tarah chakkar nahi dey rahi Mr. Nice pati.."
Sid: "Armaan, chaand par kaisay jayengay.."
Armaan: "Kiya problem hai, hospital key compound main Apollo 55 tyar karha hai. Ready to be launched."
Suddenly over the hospital PA system there is an announcement made. All passengers proceeding to the moon may please proceed to the locker room for dress change.
Armaan: "Sid chalo " and start to walk out of the cafeteria, Sid also follows him and Su follows Sid.
Sid: "Su tum kahan ja rahi ho??"
Su looks at Armaan and blushes "Kum-az-kum Armaan ko dress change karta to dekh loon, ek dafa.." she is sad.
Sid: comforting her "Su mujhay bachpan se dress change kartey dekhti aaye ho, saarey aadmi aik jaisey hotay hain.."
Su: "acha " then makes a face "eeewwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Sid: "Hum iss ke ooper hi dress pehnay gay.." "Tum log reception main chalay jao wohi hi launch control hai."
Armaan and Sid rush to the locker room, they open their respective lockers and pull out the space suits. They fall all over the place while they put their suits on and after about 20 minutes they are ready. Holding their space helmets in their arms.
Sid says: "Agar hum baari baari eik doosray ko help kartay, toh 5 minute main yeh dress pehan laitey..girtay bhi nahin aur chot bhi nahin lagti.."
Armaan: "now stop playing this smart-ass stuff. " then suddenly occurs to him, moves towards Sid and smooches on his cheeks.
Sid: "Ye kiss baat per kiya hai.. "
Armaan: "yaar abhi jo tum nay kaha tha. ke agar hum aik doosray ki help kartey to isstarah Riddhima bhi hum donno ke saath rehti.."
Sid: "Ab lait ho raha hai, chalo nikal chaley.."
As they turn together to leave the room they see Riddhima standing on the entrance. They stand there as if frozen. She walks towards them, with tears in her eyes. She comes and stands in front of them and looks at Armaan and then Sid and wipe away her tears, and says "aakhir tum donno ney mujhay akela chornay ka faisla kar liya, aur mujhay poocha bhi nahin."
Armaan: "woh Riddhimaa..." he looks at Sid.
Sid stammers: "nahin aisi baat nahin thi.."
Riddhima: "phir kaisi baat thi Sid?" she inquires. She was weeping now.
Armaan: "Dekho Riddhima hum se bari ghalti ho gaye, hum ne tumharey saath bahut zyadati ki hai.."
Sid: "Armaan theek keh raha hai Riddhima.. Hum se tumhari qadar na ho saki, hum hi tumharey qabil nahin thay.." Riddhima breaks into sobbing.
Armaan: "Tumharey bina toh jeenay ka taswaar bhi nahi karsaktey.."
Sid: "Aisay hi lug raha tha jaisay main apnay badan ka koi hisa kaat kar yehan choray ja raha hoon.."
Armaan: "main toh ye sochata hoon ke chaand ki fizaaon main tumhari mehak kahan se aaye gee. "
Sid: "Aur jab main chaand se zameen ki taraf dekhoon ga to sirf tumhara chehra hi nazar aayega."
Riddhima takes control of herself, stops crying and asks: "toh tum donno ye samjhtey ho kay main tum donno ke baghair poori hoon. Tum donno ke beghair to main one-third hi bacchti hoon." she pauses and then says " jab bhi tumhara khyaal aaya toh uth ko chaand ko dekh loon gi.."
Sid: "Haan Riddhima, hum bhi zameen ko dekhain gay.."
Riddhima: "Laiken Amawaas ki raaton main to chand hota nahin hai phir?"
Armaan: elbowing Sid "Partner yeh theek kehti hai.. Amawaas ki raaton mein chaand kahan chala jata hai, hum kahan rahen gay unn dino main." He sounds worried..
Sid: "Ye toh pehlay poochna chahiye tha. kiss se poochain" Sid thinks about the solution.
Armaan: "aur jab chand naya hota hai toh bara patla sa hota hai, kahin slip hokar neechay na girr jayen. "
Sid: "tum nay poora idea to socha nahin tha."
Armaan: "Su jo beech main bol rahi thi."
Riddhima: "Toh phir main Kyaaaaaaaaa Karoon.."
Sid: "Ab hum kya karsaktey hain. " looks at Armaan and asks " koi additional seat hai, koi jump seat waighaira"
Armaan: "woh toh nikal aayegi.. pilot ko uttar daingay."
Sid: "Riddhima, waisay tumharay dresses toh pressure suits ki tarah hi tight hotay hai.."
Riddhima: "Thanks to Armaan, zara sa bhi loose dress pehanti to isska haath kaisay rokti."
Sid: "Laiken Apollo walon ki dress requirement hai, space suit ki. uss ke baghair mushkil hai.."
Riddhima: "let me check my locker, shayad pehlay ka parha hua ho.." she open her locker and she shouts with joy, "oh mila giya!!"
Armaan: "kya keh rahi ho?"
Riddhima: "Suit mil gaya.!"
Armaan: "Chalo Sid let us help her with the dress."
Riddhima: "Kisay pehnoon." she inquires from Sid.
Armaan: "yeh tumko apna dress uttaarna parey ga " winking at Sid
Riddhima: "kyun.."
Armaan: "warna suit tight ho jayega."
Riddhima agrees and starts to unbutton the first of her 99 buttons in front of her yellow dress.
Sid: "Iss tarah to hum aglay janam main jayengay." looks at Armaan and whispers in to his ears "yaar chaand par kamrey toh hai nahin wahan jab change karey gi toh dekh laina.."
Armaan: "Sid theek keh raha hai, tum apne dress ki oper hi space suit pehan lo."
They both help her with the suit and RIddhima keeps snapping and saying "Armaan, apna haath door karo." Finally she is ready and they are about to leave, when Sid says. "Hold on. pehlay decide to kar ley ke hum kaisay share karen gay."
Riddhima: "Iss main kiya mushkil hai. Humarey pass Sid hai aur basketball" she talks to Armaan.
Armaan: "haan.."
Riddhima: "Aik din main aur Sid eik saath aur tum basketball se khelna.." she tells Armaan and Sid is excited "Ye baat hui na. " and as if clear about the sharing part. "doosray din Armaan aur Riddhima aur main basketball ke saath. correct!!!" Armaan also nods his head is excited about the idea.
Riddhima: "Let me finish.. Sid..doosray din Sid aur Armaan, aur main basketball ke saath.."
Sid and Armaan jump "Kiya.."
Riddhima: "easy guys, woh sunna hai na, once bitten twice shy, kal ko baccha ho gaya to tum donno mujhay chaand par chor kar aagay Mars par chalay jaogay.."
There is a announcement on the PA system. Final Call for Apollo 55. Passengers please report to the reception. Riddhima leads them out of the locker room, Armaan and Sid gives thumbs up to each other and wink at the same time.
Coming up: "Count down starts and in the Shuttle a mans walks to Armaan and asks have you seen the pilot, there is a lady sitting on his seat. Armaan looks at Sid and asks "ye Riddhima ki baat toh nahi kar raha."
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