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Kool reporting from base ..........wedding festivities some hours before wedding
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A most unromantic , practical and honest conversation took place between Satish and Varsha on the telephone . Satish , after assuring her that her maayka relations wont break after marraige , said I love u to her upon which The Gundi did NOT retaliate similiarly . The Gundi is STARK HONEST guys .........women like her face problems . Coz to handle guys one needs to play some games too from time to time . Arre , itne honest to mard bhi nahi hote . Even guys r not this honest .😆Say na I love u , he will feel nice , the poor sweet . Soo much he loves u .😆 Buddu , honest gal . R u in Gandhiji's Satyagraha movement or sumthing ? You r getting married ! Learn to say these things , my favorite [ muvaa] Gundi .
But I guess when the Gundi says I love u .........something electrifying will follow 😉 and Satish will be passing loans left right and center for the whole next week in his office without checking papers .
BTW , one more time he has REFUSED to listen to the damned ATEEET story . Hairam , I cannot understand this dumbo who doesn't have the curiosity of eveen the cat .😆
The Dhoban burnt a big hole in Manav's shirt and started bullying Miss Shakkar who was namby pambily trying to tell her that this WAS NOT RIGHT . But Savita came there and bullied the daylights out of the Dhoban instead . Ulta Chor Kotwaal jo Daate she said fiercely and started throwing all the ironed clothes here and there . This was right up Savita's alley and the old cat thoroughly enjoyed the fight .😆 Bullying my spineless bahu , ha ?Asked Savita very correctly . If U have himmat , DEAL WITH ME . 😆 TERA THOBDA TOD KAR RAKH DUNGI .😆😆😆 NOT JUST BAAP ILL CALL YOUR ENTIRE ANCESTOR CLAN FROM THE HEAVENS .😆😆😆[ATTA GAL SAVITA . MUVAA MUVAA MUVAAA ] The Dhoban peed in her Sari .
The Spineless bahu meanwhile stood looking on with a stricken expression .Such scenes upset her spiritual equilibrium . She had wanted to win The Dhoban over with LOVE but she had just not Listened . So she tried to stop her saas but Savita said "CHUP ' to her .😆 Then they both went home anbd Savita very rightly asked her spineless bahu where her tongue was when it came to defending herself . She then affectionately told her to go and get ready for going to the wedding and herself made tea for Sober Damo , who nowdays , plays the role of KRishna and only comments meaningfully .
Vandu declined tea , looking lovely and unraped [ for the time being] in a beautiful pink sari .
Guys , Guys , the much awaited Girish Phones have finally started .[ R they really reading us ?] Today we saw Meduvada , in a magenta kurta in the US , talking to his daughter attired in ghostly white in INDIA . R there any financial problems there , he asked his daughter . Manav has taken 3 lacs from me . Upon which The Pyasi Atma told him about the garage problem . Meduvada was zapped .So many times Insaaniyat Baba had talked to him it seems , but HAD NOT EVEN MENTIONED THE PROBLEM . Guys , The mystery about Girish is clear that .........
1] Meduvada had not absconded as we had surmised , he is very stable financially and cud have set the problem right
2] It is Insaaniyat Baba who is incredibly stupid who did noteven tell him of the problem , and simply told his friend Multipurpose Tarun to manage it and ran off to his first biwi's sauraal to shop for the wedding with females
3] Meduvada very much loves his daughter and INTENDS to return soon and to this point is not a villain .It is Insaaniyat Baba who is awfully STUPID .
Miss Shakkar stared , stricken , at The Pyasi Atma . The Pyasi Atma decidedly IGNORED her and volunteered no information .Upon which Miss Shakkar phoned her maayka and asked her father who told her the whole story without laughing for once .This was too deep for even The Laughing Wimp to laugh . Miss Shakkar then went into supreme ecstasy while crying , at tasting such first hand sacrifice . Sacrifices turn her on .
Vaishu looks beautiful when she cries guys . After marraige , all she has to do is look at her hubby with those lovely brown eyes filled with tears and he will do a somersault and be in her pocket .She was weeping coz her sister was leaving the next day and she wud be alone . Chubby Face , who heard this convo betwen her two daughters tried to butt in but The practical Gundi thankfully cut down a senti session short by saying I know your dialogues 😆.The Gundi , a rare female , hates these kinda sentimental talks that result only in weeping . Besides , she has no intention of NEVER COMING TO HER SASURAL etc , she fully intends to come back if BUNFACE creates problems for her . But Chubby Face made her senti all the same by reminding her how she cud NEVER catch her in her childhood when she ran after her .{ This was DEFO not the Gundi's fault But Chubby's own structural fault that she has IGNORED upto NOW ] Then she told her something rather beautiful and lovely for a change like
Relationships begin with adjustments and end up in Adjustments only . Ignoring The faults one must make a marraige work by focussing on the good points . [ Totally agreed here]
Then of course they all embraced and WEPT . [ All these scenes gimme a complex . The problem is I didn't weep so much in my weddding , infact I was rather cheerful . Now Im thinking I am sum kind of weirdo . Do females really weep this much ?}
Miss Shakar , decked up like the sacrificial lamb before it is taken to the altar for being beheaded , put the bunny hopping mangalsutra around her neck , loooking fantabulous with wet open hair after her bath , and had her second moment of supreme ecstasy as Ram Ram Rajaram echoed in the room . Guys , Guys , at this rate , Miss Shakkar will conceive immaculately or something .I am worried for her . Then , inspite of being so ready to go to a function she stood near the stove , made tea and gave it to the two uselesss men sitting outside who do nothing but drink readymade cups of tea that the women prepare . { May I know why ?😡 Ha ? What happens if once or twice they make tea as the women r getting ready , ha ?😡]
Savita dramatically called her to take sindoor and put it . Here she said , holding it , U take it and put it .
Upon Which Sober Damo , like Narad Muni purposefully said ARRE WA !TUMNE ARCHNA KA SINDOOR USE WAPAS LOUTA DIYA ! { m,eaning MANAV] and rubbed soliddd salt in The Pyasi Atma's wounds .
Miss Shakkar looked as if she was on the verge of a THIRD ECSTASY
The Pyasi Atma looked as if she wud Have a FIT
The Two Men smiled coz the Tea made them feel good alongwith this changed Savita
Interesting Point :
Pre Cap : The Tiger has finally brought information of The Gundi's boss and knows his name is Ashwin Sagar .The Gunda is listening with pleasure and The Tiger is telling her that he RETURNS TODAY . Aha !
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With Love .........Kools Signing off .
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
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