dakku daddy
SHANKY
Kaun hai beti?
RIDHIMA--
armaan hai Daddy..
SHANKY--
Aaoo, armaan? Voh ah!
Yeh bhi koi naam hai? Are! Laffanga kahin ka! Lekin?!
Tu idhar aa! Aaj se tera hospital bandh! Par Daddy.. Phone calls bandh!
Tera usse milna julna bandh! Nehi!! Samjhi?! Varna mujhse burra!
RIDHMA--
Tum Dakku ho ke Daddy?
ARMAAN--
Abbey eh!!! Kyon kiya mere pyar ko quadi?
Goli maarun tujhe Dakku Daddy!
Ab mein bataunga tujhe! Naach nachaaunga tujhe!
Sun be khajur buddhe samjhe kya khud ko tu?
Deta hai ghadi ghadi hool kya re mujh ko tu?
Aisi ki taisi, mein teri kardun,
Bin baat adhe haat 4 haat jardun.
Teri haseen beti dil mera atka hai,
Kahe gale ki hadi banke tu latka hai?
Gale uttar jaa, yaa phir marjaa,
Jhatt patt fatafatt bhala mera karjaa.
Teri beti ko mujhe milne se rokta hai,
Teri majaal kya jo armaaN ko tokta hai.
Voh meri jaaneman tu mera dushman.
Ruk bay ruk ab bas bhi kar.
RIDHIMA--
Mere janoo, mera bappu hai gabbar singh sa dakku,
Mere janoo, mera bappu, mein kya
Abbey eh! (repeat)
SHANKY--
Dekho to yeh aaj kal ke naujavaan?
RIDHIMA ----- Jaanoo!
SHANKY----
Zubaan chalathe hain! Sanskaar to dekho!
RIDHIMA-
Daddy chor do ise!
SHANKY--
Tere maa baap ne tujhe kuch sikhaaya hai ki nahi?
Nahi!
Aise baat karte hain kya?!
ARMAAN--
Ai! Chal armaan jaag ja!
Maat haar maanja!
Use leke bhagjaa!
Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
SHANKY-----
Police ke dande khakar akal ayegi tujhe kambakht!
ARMAAN---
Dhons jamane wala bol kaun hota hai tu?
Humeh sikhane wala bol kaun hota hai tu?
Meri mohabbat, ki sari mehnat,
ke beech ghuskar pani pher deta hai tu!
Javaan chora chori milke jo karten hai,
Kyon sare daddy us baat se hi darte hain?
Beti ko paida, karne se pehele,
Beti ke daddy bhi to voh hi kaam karate hain!
RIDHIMA-- Mere janoo (repeat)
Abbey eh! (repeat)
SHANKY---
Mind blowing! Ab mein teri game bajata hun shane!
RIDHIMA ---
armaaN! Bachke!
ARMAAN---
Bada thop banta hai ise tapakaaun yaaron,
To kyon na isko hi tope se udaaun yaaron?
Buddhe ki changul, me meri bul-bul,
Ek tha gul(apple) aur ek thi bul-bul.
Tedhe ko sidhi chaal chalna sikaaun yaro.
Budhe se meri janemaan ko bachaaun yaro.
Aisa na ho jaaye, voh paaro ban jaaye,
Devdas banke meri life cut jaaye.
Jaane kab tuk budha mujhe tadpaayega yeh.
Mar bhi jaye, bhoot ban kar ayega yeh.
ise bhagaao, peecha churaao
Door bhe door ise lejaao!
Mere janoo (repeat)
Abbey eh! (repeat)
ARMAAN!!!!
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