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bigboy2010

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Posted: 15 years ago

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We've heard Sidhuisms, Bushisms, etc.

I've decided to start a thread on Neetuisms

Here come a few:

1. Mera bathroom tap leak ho raha hai..... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... because of you"

2. Delhi mein bohot garmi ho rahi hai..... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... aap ke vajah se"

3. Mujhe neend aa rahi hai... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... aap ke vajah se"

4. Mere ghar mein power failure hai.... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... yeh bhi aap ki kartoot hai"

5. Raaste mein traffic jam hai ....."Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... aap ke vajah se diiii. aap ke vajah se"

6. Mehengaai bohot badh gayi hai... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Simi di... yeh aap ka kiya karaaya hai"

Keep adding !!! :-)

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Posted: 15 years ago

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When Dadi and Nakul find out about her pregnancy:

Mera pregnant hona ka vajay .......Simi di hai

Mera Vicki ke saath raat gujaarna.....Simi di ki ghaalti hai

Mera ye raaz chupana......Simi di ki idea thi

Simi di ne mujhe zabarzasti is pagal ke saath shaadi karvyai

After she gets kicked out of the Dagger home

Simi di aap ki vajay se mujhe beghar kar diya gaya

Simi di aap ne hi Nakulji aur Dadi ko meri haalat batai

Simi di aap ki vajay se mujhe ultiya hui

Coming back to KB after getting kicked out

Ma Simi di ne mujhe use ghar se nikal diya

Ma Simi di ki vajay se mein vapas maayka aa gayi permantely

Ma Simi di ne mere liya nafrat barha Mili ke dil mein

I still think yours are better....I tried😃

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