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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: shreela
Picture avi baki hai mere dost:
Dr. Salunkhe: ACP saab, ap rules tod rahe hai! hum third umpireko bulate hai!

Third Umpire(B.P.Singh): NOT OUT!

ACP: sir, aap v!

B.P.Singh: Aur nehi toh keya ACP? tum agar insabko CIDse nikal doge, phir mera serial kaun dekhega!

ACP: Haan, yeh v thik hai!

Daya: par sir, ACP sirke bare mein v toh sochiye! itne saalonse imandarise kam karne ke baad yeh No-ball ka illjam!

Dr. Salunkhe: ab jane do yaar! bohot ho gaya!

ACP; haan, yeh cricket match humarein liye nehi hai! Abhijit, match bandh kar do! chalo sab, vapas bureau chalte hai!

😆 😆

Arre picture toh abhi bhi baki hain, picture itni lambi joh hain😆

BP Singh: Arre, aise kaise ja rahe ho!!! 5% match fee toh dete jao, Pradhuyman. Mera naam Shamsher Singh aise hi nahi rekha gaya.

ACP: Arre, mein toh baas mazak kar raha tha.

BP Singh: Toh mein kya bahut serious lag raha tha.

Freddy:(Gesticulating): Aababa, mujhe toh kuch samaj nahi aa raha sir, mera dimag toh pressure cooker se bhi zyada garam ho gaya hain.

Vivek: Koi baat nahi Sir, aapki wife ko bolna, sir pe malam laga degi.

Tarika: Accha, aap log thoda rest kar ligiye. Aap logo ke liye mein drinks lati ho.

Abhjit: Tarika ji, mein toh sirf aapki khubsurati(ACP and Salukhe give him stern glances)...Me...Mera matlab hein dekha Salunkhe saab, Tarika ji sirf forensics mein hi nahi, yeh sab mein bhi kitna aage sooch ti hain.

Abhijit: Dekho, shuru ho gaye Roadside Romeo. Dekho boss, meine itni mushkil se yeah siir par fasal ugaya hain, par itne din baat inki wajae se ek ke baad ek baal gir rahe hain. Mein toh bhai nikala.

Abhijit: Arre Salunkhe saab....rukiye...mein toh baas mazak kar raha tha.

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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Scene :

The match resumes....this time Daya is batting (with a runner Vivek, as he injured his leg last Friday). ACP is at the non-striker's end and Fredricks is the bowler. Abhijeet is of course, still the umpire.

Fredricks bowls, Daya hits straight, Fredricks tries to catch it, but misses. The ball rolls towards the non-striker's stumps and hits...and ACP is out of his crease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fredricks : Abhijeet Sir, howzzat!!!

Abhijeet raises his finger.

ACP : 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Abhijeet....tum humesha Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho....kitna diya hai Fredricks ne tumhe?????

😡😡😡😡😡😡

Abhijeet : Sir, main ek imaandar CID officer hoon. Jab ek Senior inspector sach bol raha hai to aapko maan leni chahiye

ACP : ABHIJEET....tumne 3 rd unpire ko bhi refer nahin kiya, phir mujhe out kaise de sakte ho?

Abhijeet : Sir, aap crease ke baahar the...aur ball stumps par lagi, to aap run out ho gaye na?

ACP : Nahin....Fredricks ne ball ko haath nahi lagaya....main out kaise ho sakta hoon?

Abhijeet: Theek hai sir and looks at the 3rd umpires box and draws a rectangle in the air.

3rd umpire B P Singh : Yahan to recording gaayab hai....ball strike hone ke baad 10 seconds ki recording kisi ne mita di hai.

ACP : Kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai....Daya....chalo dhoondo kisne match ki recording mita diya hai!!!!!

Edited by visrom - 15 years ago

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sunny

@sunnyp1414

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#23

ACP: Kaun Kaun log hai jo field me majud nahi the. Un Sab Ki List banao Vivek.
Daya: Is ka Matlab jo filed me nahi tha aur jo nahi chahta tha ki ACP sir out ho ya chahata tha out ho uska ye kam hai...
Freedy: 😕 Sir samaj me nahi aya yo kya chahata tha.
ACP: Sab se pehle to 3rd Umpire ka naam likho.
Freddy; Sir jab tak pata na chale kisne ye kiya hai tab tak hum khel sakte hai.
Abhijeet: Sir by RULES agar kisi be tarah se 3rd umpire deciison na le sake to ON FIELD umpire ka decision stand karata hai.
ACP: Abhijeet tum mujhe RULES mat sikhao. Mujhe Sab pata hai
Freddy: Iska Matlab sir aap out hai.
Salunke: Main ek idea do TOSS karlo.
Abhijeet: rehne dijiye Last time jab apne toss kiya tha kisi ko pata nahi chala tha heads tha ke tails.

Edited by sunnyp1414 - 15 years ago

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suveenaster

@suveenaster

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#24

gud wrk guyz.... intresting stories.....anywayz u guyz hve a gud future 2 get into cid beaure....

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Shruti Chatterjee

@shreela

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#25

Dr. Salunkhe: Achha, toh mujhpe varosa nehi hai! thik hai, phir Tarikako bolo toss karne ke liye!😛

Abhijit: Ab... unhe kiun taqlif... thik hai jaise apki marzi.😉

Tarika came and tossed a coin.

ACP; HEAD!

Tarika: Head hai sir.

Freddy: matlab, ACP sir out nehi hai?

ACP: Nehi!

Freddy: yeh na-insafi hai sir!

ACP(😡); Fredrics, tumse toh main baad mein nipat loonga. Chalo, ab khel shuru karte hai.

Match phirse shuru hua. Daya ne sixer mara, ball sidha jake gallary mein gira. sabne taliyan bajaya, par tabhi 1 cheekh sunayi dee.

ACP; keya hua?

Tasha( from gallary); sir, 1 drink boy ke sarpe woh ball laga. woh behosh ho gaya.

Abhijit: yeh ho keya raha hai? Aain? ek ke baad ek gadbad!

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Shruti Chatterjee

@shreela

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: suveenaster
gud wrk guyz.... intresting stories.....anywayz u guyz hve a gud future 2 get into cid beaure....

Thanks.😊

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sunny

@sunnyp1414

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#27

ACP: Vivek jake check karo.
(Vivek ball ko niche phenkta hai)
Freddy: Sir ye wohi ball hai jisse hum khel rahe the ya koi aur.
ACP: Ye kam to umpire ka hota hai. (Ball check karne ka). Na to meri baling ai hai na batting maine to ball ko karib se dekha hi nahi.
Daya: abhijeet tum batao ye wahi ball hai.
Abhijeet: Sir mujhe thik se pata nahi.
Salunke: haan Tarika bata degi.
Freddy: kaise Sir.
Abhijeet: simple finger prints se. Agar ball pe tumhare finger prints hue to matlab isse ball se hum khel rahe the.
freedy: mere finger prints kyun.
ACP: kunki tumne hi to ball dali.
Freddy: ye kya bat hui agar mere finger prints mach ho gaye to Daya sir Phase

Edited by sunnyp1414 - 15 years ago

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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#28

I just enjoy pulling ACP's legs...this post is just for that.

Match resumes again...(drinks boy has been taken to hospital and is out of danger)

Scene : ACP batting, Daya at non-striker's end, Fredricks bowling and Vivek wicket keeper.

Fredricks bowls, the ball hits somewhere(not sure bat or pad) and Vivek catches it and also stumps (just to be on the safer side)

Fredricks : Howzzat Abhijeet Sir!!!

Abhijeet raises his finger.

ACP : 😡😡😡😡

ABHIJEET!!! Yeh teesri baar hai jab tum mere khilaf decision de rahe ho. Bahut ho gaya....jab main bat karta hoon, to mujhe out dete ho...jab main bowl karta hoon to no-ball dete ho. Tumhe CID mein kaam karna hai ya nahin!!!!

Abhijeet : Sir, aapko maloom hai ki jab ek senior inspector sach bol raha hai to aapko maan leni chahiye...aap out hain sir.

ACP : Abhijeet, woh ball mere pad par lagi....bat par nahin....yeh catch nahin hai.

Abhijeet : Sir, maine kab kaha ki catch hai, haain??? ab aap hi ne kaha ki aapke pad par lagi...maine to LBW diya hai sir.

ACP : Abhijeet, main bahut aage tha..itne door se LBW decision nahin dete hain.

Abhijeet : Theek hai sir...ab aapne kaha ki aap bahut aage the....to aap stump out ho gaye sir!!!

ACP : 😡😡😡😡

Edited by visrom - 15 years ago

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prabha.

@prabha.

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#29

Originally posted by: sunnyp1414
ACP: Kaun Kaun log hai jo field me majud nahi the. Un Sab Ki List banao Vivek.
Daya: Is ka Matlab jo field me nahi tha aur jo nahi chahta tha ki ACP sir out ho ya jo chahata tha out ho uska ye kam hai...

What a smart line. Thats the best confusion I have ever seen.

Edited by prabhanarayan - 15 years ago

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shaina_mbbs

@shaina_mbbs

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#30

ACP:kuch toh gadbad hai daya, kuch toh gadbad hai..salunkhe tum ye ball ka post-mortem karo, mujhe lagta hai ye ball mein hi kuch gadbad hai😡

Salunkhe:😲, ACP sahab ye toh hadh ho gayi, is ball ko toh baksh dijiye

ACP:salunkhe tumse jitna kaha gaya hai utna hi karo, ye mera order hai

Abhijeet:hain, sir ye ap kya keh rahe hai

ACP:abhijeet mujhe lagta hai ki tumne hi is ball mein kuch aisi cheez fit ki hai jiski wajah se ye ball seedha jakar wicket par lag gayi😵

Abhijeet:sir ap meri insult kar rahe hai, bureau toh bureau ap toh field par bhi kisi ko nahi chodte

(He starts walking away)

Daya:are yaar abhijeet tum toh jante ho acp sir ko, ghusse me wo kuch bhi keh dete hai🥱

Abhijeet:nahi daya mein ab acp sir ke sath nahi khelunga, tum chale jao, ab mein wapas tab aaonga jab acp sir apni haar maan lenge

NEXT SCENE:

salunkhe:tarika ball ka post-mortem karne ki tayyari karo

tarika:yes sir

(salunkhe starts cutting the ball)

freddy:nahi sir mein yeh nahi dekh sakta😭(n he moves away)

(Abhijjet comes back)

ACP:dekho daya dekho(shaking his fingers), aa gaye wapas chiranjeev, ab kyu muh uthakar chale aye❓

Abhijeet:sir mein jab tak apni begunahi saabit nahi kar deta mein yaha se nahi jaonga😵

ACP:abhi ho jayega doodh ka doodh aur pani ka pani

salunkhe:boss ball me kuch na kuch toh hai

(ACP widens his eyes and stares abhijeet)

Daya:kya hai dr.sahab

salunkhe:ek min daya,ek min, abhi pata chal jayega

(he takes out something)

Daya:ye toh spring jaisa kuch hai

tarika:ye spring jaisa nahi balki ye ek spring hi hai

salunkhe:haan acp sahab ye ek aisi spring jo har jagah nahi milti, jab koi ise ball mein dall deta hai toh phir batsman ka out hona toh pakka hai..

ACP:dekha daya,dekha...kaha tha, kaha tha maine kuch toh gadbad ki hai is abhijeet ne muhe out karne ke liye

Daya:par sir humne bhi toh isi ball se khela tha par humari wickets toh nahi udi🤔

ACP:tumlogo ki wickets isliye nahi udi daya kyunki abhijeet ne ball badal di thi...jab freddy balling kar raha tha mujhe maine dekha usne apni joote ki lace baandh ne ball abhijeet ko di thi pakadne ke liye, jab hi-2 abhijeet ne ball badal di hogi....daya abhijeet ki talashi lo, iske paas se dusra ball zarur milega

Daya:abhijeet mujhe maaf karna, par saare saboot tumhare khilaaf hai, mujhe tumhari talashi leni hi hogi

Abhijeet:le lo daya, lelo..par ek baad yaad rakhna aj acp sir ne mujhe phasaya hai kal ko ye tumhe phasayenge

daya:😲

daya:nahi sir abhijeet ke paas koi dusra ball nahi hai

ACP:ye kaise ho sakta hai-2??phir kisne spring fit ki hai meri ball mein??

freddy:sir kahi ye kisi atma-watma ka kaam toh nahi...sir aapne itne logo ko phasi pe chadaya hai, shayad unme se hi kisi ki atma ye sab kar rahi hai

ACP:chup raho freddy, atma ko spring kharidne ki kya zarurat aa padhi, wo toh mujhe yunhi out kar de sakti thi

Daya:sir agar ye kaam kisi andar waale ka nahi hai toh phir kiska hai

BP SINGH:chalo chalo sab wapas chalo...agle friday ke case ki kahani milgayi hai..

"KISSA ACP KI WICKET KA"