1. Anjali - Tum logon ko ye sab karne ke liye mere Dad salary dete hain? Kitne paise waste ho rahe hain Dad ke.
Bottomline - Ughs! Ye naatak mandali sirf naatak karne ke liye hain , surgeries nahiin! Gotta tell my Dad to open a nautanki wing in Sanjivani where JP can do his naataks. 😆
2. Yuvi - Kab tak Naina se jhooth bolta rahunga. Kab tak usse sacch chhupaaoonga main?
Bottomline - Hai! Kahiin Raj ne mujhse pehle munh khol diya to main Meena-Kumari-Mode mein jaakar Naina ke saamne rone ka chance bhi kho doonga. Aisa kya karoon ki woh waapis mere love-shove mein bewakoof bann jaaye.
3. Naina - Mujhe tumhaari thandi ghaas aur chaand dekhne mein koi interest nahiin hai. Main ja rahi hoon. 😕
Bottomline - UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Dufoorr! Itne eye-locks , itni seductive sari pehnne ke baad bhi is khacchar ko mujhe nahiin , us chaand ko dekhna hai..... where is that darned chihuahua band?😡
4. JP- Andar na jaane kya -kya ho raha hoga. 😳
Bottomline - Hona kya hai? World War 3 ki running commentary chaaloo ho rahi hogi.
5. Sid - Pati-patni ke rishte ka matlab maalum hai na? To ek baat acchi tarah se samajh lo, aaj tak wahi hota aaya hai jaisa tum chaahti ho. Lekin ab woh hoga jo main chaahta hoon. Mera ghar , mere rules aur ab tumhe mere hisaab se chalna hoga. 😡
Bottomline - Yes! Yes! Yes!......finally , chudail mere haath mein aa gayi hai . Jitna mujhe bhagaaya hai , utna hi ise bhi bhagaoonga ! HAAYE........She looks sho-shweet with that guilty expression. Nazar na lage. 😳
6. Riddhima - Maine is shaadi ko to apna liya hai , lekin tumhe apna paaoongi ya nahiin , main nahiin jaanti. 😭
Bottomline - UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Ek ka exit , doosre ki entry. Pata bhi hai emotional system ko adjust karna kitna mushkil hai! Aur ye to ab mujhe attitude bhi de raha hai... gotta go back and read my fave book on French Poodle training.
7. Paddy - Riddhima beta , tumne Siddhanth ke liye vrat rakha hai na? 😳
Bottomline - Beta , aaj vrat rakhegi , tabhi to Sid hamesha tere liye bhookha-pyasa rahega. If you want a man to do something , you have to give him a demonstration at least. 😉
8. Police Inspector - Dr. Shashank ki wajah se hi mere bete ki jaan bachi . Aap dono ja sakte hain. 😳
Bottomline - Soch le beta, Yuvi who may not be Yuvi. Abhi bhi time hai varna Naina itne sandals maaregi ki tum agle janam tak ginte rahoge tab bhi bandages kum padengi. 😆
9. Jiggy - Tum dono ek hi ghar se aa rahe ho na?😉
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Bottomline - Haaye haaye , yeb majboori! Itni awesome jodi aur itne kilometer ki doori?😲