IPL AND CRICKET CRAZY CLUB (SEASON 12) - Page 108

Husband: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Santa and a girl were having sex suddenly Santa asks. Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No.
Santa: Thank God! I don't want to get that again.

My neighbour is the laziest man. I know. He is so lazy that he married a pregnant woman.

Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man: That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighbourhood they say I am responsible.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Banta: If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Santa: Brotherly love.

Commerce professor asks student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.

I have already told Santa Claus what I want for Christmas. It's my best friend.
So if a big old man comes and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate.
Merry Christmas

Question: Should women have children after 35?
Santa: No! 35 Children are more than enough!!

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can't you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon.