Hi folks
I did this primarily to lift myself out of the depressing episode and news. Hope you enjoy it too.
Ila is still alive and is in the ICU. Rosh and Varun are engaged because Ila wanted it so. The truth has come out and the girls are play acting to make their mom happy. In the midst of this confusion this mausi person lands up .
Roshni: Ab ye naya namoona kaun hai 😕
Avni: Aisa nahin kehthe Roshni (Don't say that). She is a namooni not a namoona. How many times have I told you not to mix up your genders.😉
Rosh: Sorry Di. I try but it is so confusing.😆 😆 😆
Three days later, one fine morning Damini is sitting at the dining table having breakfast when
Mausi: Kal tum sab ko karva chauth ka vrat rakhna padega (tomorrow all of you have to keep karva chauth vrat)
Damini: Karva what? What the hell is that?
OMG ye phir shuru ho gayi - yesterday she asked me to wear sindoor, today she has a problem with my dresses. Arrey Prithvi dare not say anything to me - who is she? And now she wants me to do some vrat. This is too much. Prithvi is dead. 😈
Mausi: It is a vrat you cannot eat food or drink water for the whole day. Sab tayyariyan karke rakhna (Get everything ready). I am going out to the temple. They have paat for the whole day. I will return late at night
Damini: Great. What do we do now?
Avni and Roshni join Damini for breakfast
Damini: Apparently have have to do some Karva thing tomorrow. Do you guys know anything about that. Supposedly, you are not supposed to eat food or drink any water for the whole day
Avni: I know you have to eat something called Sargi. But, How can I stay without food? I will faint Di. I cannot do this. If I don't eat what will I puke on Sameer? 😲
Roshni: No problem Di - we will have juice, Gatorade, smoothies and milkshakes - those are not on the list since they are neither food nor water 😆. Don't worry about Sargi Di. Goldie's mom makes it and I will get the recipe.
That night the girls meet up in Rosh's room and have a discussion. Mausi said no food for them and so the girls give the servants chutti and decide to starve the guys too.
Damini: No need for food tomorrow right. Let us give the servants chutti. Mausi is going to the temple again. If I do not get food, neither should Prithvi.
Avni: I completely agree with you Di. I need the food not him. He is an MK anyways.
Roshni: Di. What a great idea. I don't think Varun has to eat. Uski dieting bhi ho jaayegi.
Early next morning, the three of them get up to make the sargi
Avni: I am feeling faint and like puking.
Damini: Let me help you. Roshni watch the sargi.
Roshni: Wonder what dress I should wear tonight.😳
In the meantime the sargi burns and they have to throw it.😆 😆 😆
Mausi tells them to go offer prayers in the temple - they decide to go out and eat vada pav since they are not serious about their husbands and fiance. T
hey go to the temple and instead of praying for their life will ask god to please remove these pests from their lives.
Damini: Hey bhagwan. Prithvi is such a pest. He wants me to learn to make aloo parathas. He is the reason mom is in ICU. Could you please give mom a long life and move this pest to the ICU. Then I can live in peace.
Avni: Hey bhagwan. Everytime I turn around and this guy is standing there with a glass of water. I am tired of his constant fikr for me. God please remove this pest from my life and send him to keep veggie mommy company. Then I can live in peace.
Roshni: Bhagwanji. Varun lied to me and my teddy bears. He is always making me uncomfortable by staring at me. My teddies feel it too. Could you make sure that he does not get any food today and dies of starvation. Thank you bhagwanji. If you do this I can live peacefully with my teddies.
They get back home and Roshni goes out with Goldie, Damini goes to the shooting range and Avni goes into the garden
Rosh: Di I am going out with Goldie to make new memories at the ice cream shop where Varun and I had our first date. I am meeting some of Goldie's friends for a double date.
Damini: I am going to the shooting range for a bit. I need to let off some steam. So I am going to go use that dummy I have of Prithvi's for target practice.
Avni: Good idea Di. I am going to chop off the heads of some flowers that I planted when Sameer first got here. They remind me of him.
Mausi had told the girls to come straight back home so that they can do some pooja path and blows her top. She starts yelling at Avni because she in the only one home and Avni starts crying. Damini gets mad and takes out her gun.
Damini: How dare you yell at my sister. Do you know who I am? I am Damini Gujral and I will shoot you right here right now.
Mausi freaks out and falls to the ground in a faint. She is revived and scared of Damini after that but she insists they do the rituals.
Damini and Avni show up all dressed up but Rosh is nowhere to be seen - the guys are starving and have had no food.The karvachauth rituals start
Damini takes the water and proceeds to splash it on Prithvi's clothes. She hits him with the sieve and then proceeds to drop the entire thaali on this foot. So now Prithvi is jumping around yelping in pain.
Avni starts feeling faint and Sameer tries to take the thali from her. The diya falls on Sameer and Sameer's clothes catch on fire.
Everyone is frantically trying to put that out when Rosh makes her grand entrance with Goldie - both are wearing mini skirts and eating ice cream. Rosh had lost all track of time and is late as usual.
Meanwhile Tunna makes an entry. He could not find any food in the kitchen so he decided to raid the pantry. He could find only dog biscuits outside so he ate those. Then he decided to try the stables.
Tunna
Tunna: Wonder which is Prithvi's favorite horse that Damini was talking about.I really need to ride that.
Toofi: OMG. Damini hates me. She is trying to separate me from my Pri. 😲 She sent a hitman to kill me. He will ride me to death. 😲 😲 😲 I have to kill him before he kills me.
Munna: There is the horse let me get on his back.
Toofi: Ab aayega mazzaa.😈.
Toofi dumps Tunna and drags him for several feet and then tramples him. But Tunna manages to escape.
Toofi: Darn. Bach gaya. Hey what are you doing. Stay away from my food.
What how dare he. How dare he touch my food - only my darling Prithvi is allowed to touch my food. Tere toh 😡
Tunna somehow manages to escape from Toofi and run back into the house
Damini: What happened?
Tunna: I was trying to get something to eat from a trough and this white horse came and kicked me from behind. He tried to kill me.
Damini: Toofan does not like anyone else touching his food - he will only share it with Prithvi. You are lucky to be alive
Tunna: What? That horse needs to be shot
Damini: How dare you. I will shoot you instead. Where is my gun?
Mausi swoons into a dead faint.
When they revive her she packs her bags and leaves GM forver with Tunna.😆 😆 😆
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