Majboor miya in Mahiyavanshi mansion

Folks, this is a situation to keep us going through the weekend. I mean no offence to anyone and the conversation is just to have fun. There is no malice or intention to ridicule.

Song in the background (Humse kya bhool huyi, jo yeh sazaa hum ko mili)

DM seated in his bedroom twirling his moustache, deep in thought. Santu comes in with "chai".

Santu: Malik, chai pee lijiye. She sits down on the chair opposite.

DM: Eh Santudi, chai saras che. Suno, woh suraj........

Santu: (Butts into the conversation) Aap chinta mat kijiye malik. I have told Champakali. Suraj roz ab hamare kamare mein hi soyega. Woh malik, roz rose petals bhi daal dainge nah! Acchi neend aati hai. (dont worry malik. I have told champakali. Suraj will now sleep with us everyday. Lets put rose petals also? We can sleep well)

Santu: Malik...... Woh mein keh rahi thi.... (malik, i was saying)

DM: Shu? Aagad bol neh! (What? can you go ahead and say?)

Santu: Woh Hiten bhai and Toral nah, honymun mein hazaron saal purane murde dekhne jaa rahein hain, Egypt mein. Malik, aap ne kyon Hiten bhai se pehle poocha nahin? Hum Subhadra malkin ko bhi ek peti mein isi kamre mein rakh sakte nah? (Hiten and Toral are going for honeymoon to a place to see dead bodies thousands of years old. Why did you not ask Hiten about this? We can have Subhadra malkin in this room in a box?)

DM: Arre chinta na kar. Hum to pavagadh jayenge. Wahan Khodiyal maa ka mandir aur bahut sare machchar honge. (Dont worry. We are going to Pavagadh. There is a temple there and lots of mosquitos)

Santu: Haan malik. Birwa ne mujhe nayi "masine" di hai. Woh bhi le jayenge. Nahin toh aap to machchar maarte rahenge and mujhe bhi. Mujhe phir paani lene jana padega. (Yes malik. Birwa has given me a new "masine" and we will carry that. Or else you will keep hitting mosquitoes and me. And i will have to go again to fetch water?)

DM: (clears his throat and thinks) Whats up? I have never had issues with pataoing chokri before.

Santu clears the tea cups and sings on her way out --"dil kya cheez hai janam apni "jaan tere naam" karte hain" (this is a song from Ronit Roy's first movie)