Hi Guys!!!!!!
I hope you all liked Rajeev's Interview (The one I gave).
For a change, now I am here again with REMIXED DIALOGUES VI
Sujal: Kashish! Tum Yahan? Kyon aayi ho? Akela chod do mujhe please!!!!
Kashish: Sujal...vo...mai
Sujal: Mujhe kuch nahin sunna Kashish. Mai jaanta hoon ki tum mujhe jaane se rokne aayi ho..hai na?
Kashish: Nahin baba! Tum shauk se jaao. Arre mai to tumhe ye batane aayi thi ki ye mufler tum pe bilkul jach nahin raha! Ise utar do stupid!
Sujal: Kyaaaa??? Tum ye batane aayi thi airport? Mujhe to laga ki tum zaroor mujhe rokne aaogi isliye maine tickets hi nahin khareedi! Ab jaakar leni padegi! Uff Oh Kashish! Tumhe samajh pana to Universe me life dhoondhne jitna mushkil hai.
Kashish: Sujal ye ring mai uthaoongi.
Sujal: Nahin! Ise mai hi uthaoonga.
Kashish: Mai jo ek baar thaan leti hoon vo karke hi rehti hoon! Samjhe?
Sujal: Aur meri nazar jispar pehle pad jaati hai, vo cheez meri ho jaati hai.
Kashish: Iska matlab ye ring tumhaari ho gayi?
Sujal: Haan....kyon?
Kashish: Kyonki ye ring to Pratham Anu ko........Iska matlab tum Anu se......Iska matlab tum mujhse nahin......😭
Sujal: Kashish!.....Kashish! Stop crying! For god's sake rona band karo please. Sab dekh rahe hain. Kyon izzat ka kachra kar rahi ho. Acha! Acha! I LOVE YOU. Ab theek hai? Ab to has do.....
Kashish:😉 😊
Sujal: Akshat! Ye tumhaara ghar hai ya Dhobighaat ? Sab kuch bikhra pada hai.
Akshat: Haan....vo....mai
Sujal: Acha chodo! Kuch khane ko hai?
Akshat: Pata nahin! Fridge me dekh lo....
Sujal: Tum na....Bilkul kangaal ho! Fridge bhi khaali? Kya yaar.....
Piyush: Le Sujal! Khana kha. Pata hai, jab hum chote the tab mai tujhe apne haathon se khana khilata tha.
Sujal: Par ab hum bade ho gaye hain aur is party me agar mai tere haathon se khaoonga to log samjhenge ki aaj mere B'Day par sach much me mera janm hua hai.....Mai chota sa bachcha hoon aur tu mera father!
Piyush: Arre! Kya bol raha hai yaar? Le khud hi kha....pagal.
Kashish: Sujal! Tumne aaj Red Shirt kyon pehni hai? Apni black POLO NECK kyon nahin pehni?
Sujal: Mai use pehen pehen kar bor ho gaya hoon Kashish. Tum hi socho, tum to kapdon pe itna kharch karti ho, roz-roz naye dresses pehenti ho to kya mujhe kuch different try karne ka haq nahin hai kya? Mai bachat karte karte thak chuka hoon. By the way, tumhe meri Red Shirt pe rona aa raha hai?
Kashish: Haan Sujal! Aaj tak kabhi humne matching kapde nahin pehne, hamesha contrasting colours ke kapde pehne hai, aur aaj matching?
Sujal: To kya ho gaya jaan?
Kashish: Tum samajhte kyon nahin ho? Is baar to MTv Lycra Awards pe hum jaise-taise nominate ho gaye, tumhe award bhi mil gaya, par agar hum apni unique style maintain nahin karenge to next year to shaayad nomination bhi nahin milega? Tumhe mujhe pehle se hi batana chahiye tha na ki tum Red Shirt pehen ne wale ho?
Sujal: Sorry darling! Aayinda dhyaan rakhoonga.
Rajeev (In his mind): Ye Anil (director) ko kya soojhi jo Sujal ko cycling karva raha hai? Kitni khataara cycle hai. Mujhse to chalai bhi nahin jaa rahi......arrre baap re.........kahin gir na jaaon.......mummy..........kitne jhatke lag rahe hai. Arre koi cut bolega ya nahin?????????
Anil: Cut!!
Rajeev: Thank God! Bach gaya.
Sujal (In his mind): Ye Kashish ke dupatton ko koi problem hai kya? Jab dekho to mere paas aakar atak jaate hain! Mujhe to lagta hai ki Kashish se zyaada ueke dupatte mujhse pyaar karte hain. Par sochne waali baat to ye hai ki mai dupatton se shaadi kaise karoonga? Kuch seekho Kashish apne dupatton se!
Sujal (In his mind, not realizing that Kashish's dupatta is stuck there): Lagta hai is Kashish ke khurafati (shaitaan) dimaag me mujhpar doore daalne ka koi naya plan ban raha hai, Isiliye yahan khadi hokar mujhe tirchi nazron se dekh rahi hai....Hmmmmmm....
Kashish (In her mind): Ye Sujal sir bhi ajeeb hain! Vaise to seedhe muh baat bhi nahin karte aur aise jab dekho mera dupatta pakad lete hain, kahin par bhi romance karne lag jaate hain! Oh god!!!!!!!
Sujal: Lo kashish! Ye jacket pehen lo, tumhe thand lag rahi hogi na?
Kashish: Haan par tumhe nahin lag rahi kya?
Sujal: Nahin Kashish! Vo kya hai na aaj mai Chyavanprash kha kar aaya hoon jo mujhe sardi-zukhaam se protect karega. Vaise bhi! Ghar pe Viks to hai hi!
Kashish: Oh! Acha!
Waitng eagerly for your comments as always.
Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz guys, send some unique request pictures for REMIXED DIALOGUES VII.
Do tell which one did u like the most and why?
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Garima
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