Aditi was supposed to open Adda today but she's not feeling well I'm filling up for my captain…me the resident maniac…KK's deewani # 2 (like I said Kat takes the crown) the bakwaas expert with my bakwas take…
I couldn't write yesterday cos I was in the dark ages but I loved SS and Kritika's act and hated NDTV cos I noticed the fevicol job among other things.
DISCLAIMER: Adda is serious business, I go on with my bakwaas but it doesn't reflect what we're all about so if you're reading for the first time ever don't judge us on my take, scroll down and read what our experts have to say…
This was the 8th last (I hope not cos we're trying) episode of our favorite program Kitani Mohabbat Hai…heck it isn't a program to us, I shouldn't be using that word, it's a part of our lives, when it goes it'll take a little piece of us away with it…we'll mourn the loss, a lot of us will cry…we'll cry cos it hit us when we didn't expect it to happen, here we were all happy yappy buying jail tours visiting Punji, wishing to see a mindblowing reunion when he comes out of jail followed by the grandest TV shaadi ever followed by 9 Punji juniors followed by the next IPL team Punji Panthers 😆 (9 kids plus mummy daddy is 11 na!) KS could've been the coach mamoo 😆 and then maybe (just maybe) we wouldn't have had a problem with 'the end' or 'they lived happily ever after' this is just too bad! Reality sucks! And I want to live in a bubble before I become a virtual orphan…Karishma will post about her CC today, we'll move on…the CC and a new show will become our virtual parents…but being adopted is not as good as the real thing…pehla nasha has it's own maza…*sigh* cut to the episode & my bakwaas!
Arohi urrff Akshita urrff chin chin choo 😛
I think it is possible to love someone and hate them at the same time and I'd like to believe she still loves Arjun…I don't have much to support this claim but you know sometimes we have this feeling, seeing someone we know they're being what they're not…and I get that feeling when I see Akshita, she's bad…ooohh yes she is, she's got lots of Cruella in her now but it's kind of impelled…maybe cos Kritika isn't so good at being a meano…but maybe that's intentional too…they want to portray Akshita as a tanha insaan…I'm still rooting for her, specially cos she was blackmailed by DK which led to a series of uncontrollable events. This really doesn't mean I like the DK angle, it's just that given the timeframe that they've got…this had to be the only way out…unless they decided to abandon the story midway hoping for a season 2 but then they would have had to bear the wrath of the audiences in a way I only dream about… 😈
Chalo bhayyia…epi shuru…with a nazara of Cruella ka makaan urrff chori matlab phekam phenki ki dukaan…and cut to the corridor…meri namesake Nuts ki BG…something like aan aan…aan aan…😆 with mahela mandal accompanying her…they tell her someone's there to meet her and she says she's getting late…what for??...another chori round with the media?? Duhh…and then sad wali BG…aa aaa aaa…and enters DK looking sad and remorseful…man…you really want us to hate this serial by the time it ends nai BT & NDTV?? Is that the plan? Cos while it becomes necessary to speed things up character assassination is so not required…khair, koi nai…we're the most stubborn and determined bunch of people you'll ever come across, we won't give up so easily…haan toh where were we?...haan…aaa aa aa…and dhing…or dheww…like that BANG they have in the BG??...sorry can't write that sound…😆 khair…yun nazrain milien dushman se toh dekha hua kya…and even mahela mandal have the sense to walk away…😆 okay so she asks him what the hell he's doing there and he says he's come to say thanks…I'm like what for? Cos she burnt that 'Rembrandt'??...nah…he thanks her for not telling Savi and Arjun… after 2 and a half years?? 😆 tum Arjun se sach mein bohot pyaar karti thee…arre…senti kardiya yaar…kisse?? Cruella ko nai hamein…we never got to see the kinda dil ki dunya we thought we would be shown na…acha and it's back to 2 saal…decide karlo yaar...jaate jaate ye mystery se parda faash kardo…kitnay saal kitnay maheenay??...warna I'll go to my grave wondering…😆 khair, she says: 'mein aap logon ki tarha nahi…jinhe doosron ko dukh puhcha k khushi milti hai' and I'm like yea right! Painting tumhari evil twin ne jalai thee na? 😆 don't tell me this really is CC2C ka debacle continued and Aro had this twin who is now taking parivaar k zulmo ka badla…🤣 khair…look out for the hard lines Cruella says to DK…I think Kritika is getting into the groove and has improved…acha toh DK apologizes…ab mujhe ye batao…kaise baap ho?...you really think he killed HP?? Why you saying sorry on his behalf?? What exactly has he done?? 😡 or did I miss something? Cruella not interested in the sorry says some more hard lines followed by 'driver gari nikalo' 🤣 wasn't she INSIDE the house?? Driver ghar k ander kya kar raha hai?? 🤣 ohh and don't miss the dhoom tana dhoom in the BG…I just love it (not) 😛 anyway…we cut to a random white building let's see what's in there…ohh it's a restaurant…and Cruella and mahela mandal are there…ohh and it's Hotel Oasis…so she's come to meet GR…😃 finally I thought GR aaey gee sach bataey gee…Cruella will turn into JKR (Jhansi ki Rani) JKR will save her Romeo and together they'll walk off hand in hand…lekin dekho…sach hai k sapna…Nuts ki BG and stupid fans asking for Cruella ka autograph…🤣 pooray pooray journals haath mein lekar ghoomtay hain ye fans…pata thaa Cruella milay gee kya?? 🤣 please look at the way mahela mandal (I'm going to use MM for it now) is standing behind her strategically…😆 waiter comes and Cruella orders coffee…adrak chai out kya??...Shimla khatam…adrak chai khatam? 😆 acha BT ka courtroom wala BG on and in walks GR in the same white outfit…Anj you gotta send her a deo too…😆 or maybe her client will lend her some? 😆 Ganga introudces herself and when she addresses Cruella as 'Arohi' the MM is dismissed…😆 khair…after going round and round with some meaningless introductions and kahaanis about who is who she tells Cruella she is Arjun Punj's lawyer and my ears go through yet another torture session…drums rolling and aaa aaa aaa (aunties humming Kitani title track yaar!) and Cruella ka shell shocked expression then she decides she's got to leave…rehersals hain yaaro…KS and Cruella will torture us with another rock version of KMH and then banega aik best seller jo saare records ka karega satyanaash and hoga one of a kind cos it'll have the same song sung by the same two singers in different ways a dozen times 🤣 but nai…GR ko ham per reham hai…she stops Cruella recycled BG from KTH (Rishi ka BG chori karliya) 😆 and Cruella being Cruella talks of Kitani Mohabbat Thee but ab Kitani Nafrat Hai and informs us that 3 days = 72 hours…Anj did you send a calculator too or did Adi put it in?? cos they've done their math right this time! 🤣 khair Cruella leaves and reality hits GR…she's got only 72 hours to save her client…wake up girl!! 😡
Back from a 'paas jitna behtar utna' Closeup break and we're in Mittal house?? (that's Mittals ka makaan right?) khair…DK crying about Arjun…tu batata kyu nai hai what you said to Arohi? Yaar…lawyer ko toh bolo…lekin nai…roey ga khali…and GR…kya bekaar lawyer hai! 72 hours before her client is hanged she's asking people 'uss raat hua kya thaa?' 🤣 and himmat mat haareay hosakta hai hamare haath koi sabooth lag jaey…mein aaon saboot denay? Cos KMH dunya mein toh koi saboot nai…😡 acha khair…DK is clueless and he says she better ask Maddy and BG mein kya bajaya…I can't write it…tried thrice…khair…Purvi…with chai ki tray…A cup for An please…she'll give you chavvanis, she's down with flu so she needs it more than GR 😆 khair…enters Salil and what?? He's getting late for work…did I hear right? WORK?? 🤣 Salil works…now that's news!! But I'm disappointed in him…👎🏼 acha khair…GR wants to talk to Paddy and chai wali goes to get her…cut to Paddy's vanity table 🤣 man…she is one bekaar character!! Listen to her bekaar bakwaas!! And ROFL…I was so right when I said this serial is entertainment guranteed…I mean they can assassinate the characters, butcher the story, virtually slap us left right and center…but they always make us ROFL…kabhi at their comedy toh kabhi at their bakwaasiyat…no prices for guessing what it was in this scene…and did you notice? Recycled location, it was the room where Arjun tried to hide and under the blanket and gossip auntie sat on the 'spongy spongy gadda' 🤣 hai nostalgia! 😒 anyway so Paddy makes her lame excuses for not being able to meet GR and Purvi leaves…now…kaam ki baat 🤓 Paddy knows some sachai…what is it?? Don't tell me Paddy has bionic eyes and ears and knows that Arjun actually tried to save HP! Paddy ko kyu hogi phansi?? 😕 kya yaar…7 episodes bachay hain after this…maaf karo…Friday ko Arjun ko jail se nikaalo…Monday to Friday next week let us be happy aur lamba sa reunion dikhao…😃 jaatey jaatey duaen le jao…lekin nai…naas peetay ye log…hamesha meray blood pressure k peechay haath dho ker parey rehte hain!! 😡 😡 😡
Back from the break and aur hogayee raat…Cruella ka ghar hazam hee nai horaha mujhe…telling you she sells drugs on the side…I'm sure of it! khair…she calls Purvi…aur ye hamari Poo haath mein phone pakar kar khari hai ROFL number 1…🤣 aur then she stares at it with glee for ages…ROFL number 2! 🤣 khair…I feel sorry for her cos she's caught between her sasuraal and her puraana sasuraal…aur ye Sur k wedding CD's you've made after 2 and a half years??...itnay din se kya kar rahi thee? Ahh…research…on different ways of making adrak wali chai…🤣 jaise your sis has discovered different ways of singing the same song over and over again and calling it 'hazaron gaane' 🤣 acha Salil works in an ad agency…haww…and Cruella ka media business hai…🤣 🤣🤣 acha khair…Cruella says to herself ki Arjun ko nai bacha sakta koi and we cut to GR…who's determined…she'll save Arjun…'shayad' 😡 😡 😡 and palkon ki chao mein…🤢 matlab episode khatam…
Episode rating: 7/10- it was okay…
Kritika Kamra: I heard you're not happy with the Chinese tag? 😆 told you…go SHOOT your stylists…Adda's not to be blamed for it…😳 you're comparable to wine as an actor, don't care about the bottle the wine is in, but remember packaging matters to most people, so the next time you go for a makeover DO NOT consult the people at BT…aur Nimo rani ko toh mein personally cynide de doon!! 😡 you're improving as Cruella I liked what I saw today…
Karan Kundra: not fair!!...aaj bhi missing?? 😔 I know it's not your fault but Anu says you must be busy shooting today cos you weren't updating your status on FB…does that mean we'll see you tomorrow or the day after?? 😛 me missing you on screen mucho!
Satyajit Sharma: I don't hate DK…I'm mad at him but I don't hate him and that's cos I'm biased…you're a very good actor…such style…such brilliance! Simply SUPERB!! I like everything you do on screen…
Rakshanda Khan: You were good, but I've seen you do better stuff…
Adda Title: courtesy Kat "Purvi ki chai ki recipe: Dus bade chamach Cruella ka gussa, ek chamach GR ka hosla!???"
Anu I hope I haven't done satyanaash completely! 😳
RULES: Adda has some rules na…lekin adda rules se pehle…meray rules! And please adhere to them or me coming with a danda…Farha can vouch for it…😆
1. I ❤️ pagalpan…I'm pagal…help me save this pagal show…cos it still is better than the rest of the pagalpan around us!!
2. The nominations for ITA have started, please nominate KMH, Arjun & Arohi (you have to write the character's name) this is the least you can do, ultimate chaanta for NDTV cos they chucked our favorite show! The competition is fierce so please vote over and over again, here's the link:
ITA nominations
3. You've received Anjana's Bhramastra…you also would've received my PM today, let's nuke these morons! 😡 show them what we can do! Let me know if you still haven't received my PM
4. Last but not the least, please spam on KK2's profiles on IF…we want them to go up in the celeb rankings. Appreciate the fact that some of us are really, really busy and can't spam, but you can always drop by and leave a comment or two…every bit counts...for instance, you can comment on how good or bad Karan and Kritika are each epi. Just a line, a word…if you have no comments on their acting leave a comment about what you had for dinner, or how good or bad your boss/ teacher is! Tell your friends to leave comments and ALL of you please make sure you're part of their Fanclubs. The links to their profiles are:
Karan Kundra
Kritika Kamra
Now the very important ADDA RULES: (borrowed from Anj)
1. Please morph yourselves into happy ya yappy people, but leave the cast alone. They only like being morphed by Nim Sood.
2. Use naughty words in context of thoroughly bashing ridiculous characters.
3. If you are going to engage in personal attacks then please pay me in "chaavanis" (adda currency). Also, use word "bakwaas", and let me know so i can buy popcorn. If *Shifali* scolds you then please share your dukhi dastaan, so I can point n laugh at you ... i mean share your pain.
4. Please use @name to reply instead of quoting profusely. Unlike BT don't just re-use & recycle, do your part to reduce clutter!
5. Adda on FB.... search for "Ria ka Adda" and send friend request. Anu will decide whether to add u after she returns. If you wanna favourable verdict then include your bio-data and raison d'etre (KMH puja of course).
6. Hit "like" button otherwise Raga will cry and protest to Vijayji (the King of IF)!