what is the one female outfit that you can think of as boring and drab and ... basically really, really old-fashioned? it's the sari, na? things that only ''mommies'' wear. and if non-mommies wore 'em for seduction and glamour, it used to be to set off necks, and shoulders and arms and waists and backs and stuff...
well, at least - it used to be what the sari could show off if used as an instrument of seduction!
until that heer started wearing 'em! is it really just me, or does the sari actually show off how lean and elegant the curve of heer's profile from waist to hi are? how is a simple normal sari -- usually masking everything waist downward highlighting those suddenly seemingly endless legs to perfect advantage??!
i mean, i see other shows, other dudes wearing the same outfit in apparently more glamourous settings -- and they all truly end up looking either quite fuddy-duddy and wrapped up in blings when wearing a sari. or wearing it at such levels and angles that they look ... well, indecent!
while heer? i watch heer in a sari -- and suddenly realise that she has really lovely long legs??! what is happening??!
and of course, to match this sudden new perspective of legs showing up better in a sari than any other outfit ever 😆 -- i also now spend a lot of my time wondering why all guys do not have waterfall beards in the rain.
no damnit! listen to me!!!!
name one other guy you have seen who gets a waterfall beard in the rain! one! any one!
and here? everytime - every-single-darn-it-all-to-heck-time! - that mr. prem juneja ventures out in the rain, he must obtain a waterfall beard. my eyes get hypnotised! at any rate, that jawline was quite hypnotic. but in the rain? the rain looks like it just dies to emphasise that there is something quite otherworldly and magical about that jawline. why, why, why does no other guy in the world get a waterfall beard?? one that makes you want to lean over and cup your hands under, and dreamily watch as your supplicant hands collect that water and spill over in rapid fulfilment?
why??! why is this happening to me??!
seriously -- these two are making me notice things that i've never ever noticed about the human race before!
you probably have been very happy not hearing this for a while. too bad. your time of peaceful happiness is up! 'cause...
you hear me??
they are shattering my world view.
and i don't like it.
not one bit!
grrrr....aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh! *sputter, splutter, fizzz, sparkle, boom!*