I know its not the happiest of times in the forum what with YuRa becoming YuRa and imli, so i thought id try and put a smile on your face with a few of my choice jokes that have been specially adapted to RKAB characters and there situations.
Bhoomi found herself standing at the gate to heaven
Angel: "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
Bhoomi: " what?"
Angel: "Spell a word"
Bhoomi: "What word?"
Angel: "Any word, It's your choice."
Bhoomi: "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."
The Angel welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So Bhoomi is left sitting in SThe Angel chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her Rudr.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Rudr stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word first."
Rudr: "What word?"
Bhoomi: "Czechoslovakia."
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Yudi: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Rani: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.
Yudi: Will you let him drive my car?
Rani: Well, I think so.
Yudi: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Rani: Maybe.
Yudi: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Rani: Maybe.
Yudi: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Rani: No, he is taller.
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"Bhoomi," asked Rani thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your Rudr with another woman?"
"Another woman with MY Rudr?" Bhoomi thought it over.
"Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."
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A Rumi drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, Rudr sarcastically asked, 'Are they relatives of yours?'
'Yes,' Bhoomi replied. 'I married into the family.'
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When a doctor remarked on a Rudr's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" asked the doc.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife, Bhoomi's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"
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After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his older sister, Nikki and brother, Yudi, the Rudr finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
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I Hope that put a smile on your face, now over to u let see if u can make me laugh and keep that smile on your face!!!😃😆
Fact:- It takes a greater number of facial muscles to frown than it does to smile😛
so smile it conserves energy!!!😉
xXx Bee
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