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hello every1 im new to this forums here some jokes and sher O shayari
hope u like it
Tere pyar ki aase roshne hay kay har taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hay!
Tere is ujalay kay aagay chand bhi pheeka nazar aata hay!
Taray bhi kah partay hain k aye chand tujhay hua kia hay !
To chand bhi kah parta hay mera ye ujala koi or le kay ja chuka hay!
bus farq itna hay may kal ko asman par chamaqta tha!
lakin woo aj zameen par chamaqta hay
Tere is ujalay kay aagay chand bhi pheeka nazar aata hay!
Taray bhi kah partay hain k aye chand tujhay hua kia hay !
To chand bhi kah parta hay mera ye ujala koi or le kay ja chuka hay!
bus farq itna hay may kal ko asman par chamaqta tha!
lakin woo aj zameen par chamaqta hay
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Waah! Waah!
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Waah! Waah!
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai
Yeh In Dino Ki Baat Hai,
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi, Jab Wo Mere Saath Tha
Chehra Uska Chanda Sa, Aur Chandni See Raat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Baghon Mein Bahar Thi, Zindagi Ghulab Thi
Zulfon ki Chaon Thi, Payar ki Barsaat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Wark Wark Phool The, Kitabon ki Teh Mein
Har Roz Un se Guftagoo, Har Raat Mulakaat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi,
Wo Un Dino Ki baat Thi, Ab In Dino Ki Baat Sun
Yadon ke Jangle Ka, Har Pata Hai Jala Hua
Shakh Shakh Uljhi Hoi Akeli Meri Zaat Hai
Yeh In Dino Ki Baat Hai,
Nabz Hai Thehri Hoi, Aankh Pathar hai Bani
Jism Mere Pass Hai, Rooh Kissi ke Saath Hai
Yeh In Dino ki Baat Hai,
Masjidein Khali Hain Aur, Mehkade Mein Jaga Nahi
Gunnah Gunnah Zindagi, Har Amal Kharab Hai
Yeh In Dino ki Baat Hai,
Fassi Jo Tere Pass Tha, Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Khali Khali Haath Hain, Yeh In Dino Ki Baat Hai
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi, Jab Wo Mere Saath Tha
Chehra Uska Chanda Sa, Aur Chandni See Raat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Baghon Mein Bahar Thi, Zindagi Ghulab Thi
Zulfon ki Chaon Thi, Payar ki Barsaat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Wark Wark Phool The, Kitabon ki Teh Mein
Har Roz Un se Guftagoo, Har Raat Mulakaat Thi
Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi,
Wo Un Dino Ki baat Thi, Ab In Dino Ki Baat Sun
Yadon ke Jangle Ka, Har Pata Hai Jala Hua
Shakh Shakh Uljhi Hoi Akeli Meri Zaat Hai
Yeh In Dino Ki Baat Hai,
Nabz Hai Thehri Hoi, Aankh Pathar hai Bani
Jism Mere Pass Hai, Rooh Kissi ke Saath Hai
Yeh In Dino ki Baat Hai,
Masjidein Khali Hain Aur, Mehkade Mein Jaga Nahi
Gunnah Gunnah Zindagi, Har Amal Kharab Hai
Yeh In Dino ki Baat Hai,
Fassi Jo Tere Pass Tha, Wo Un Dino Ki Baat Thi
Khali Khali Haath Hain, Yeh In Dino Ki Baat Hai
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Jo bit gaya wo haseen jamana yaro,
Par har pyara lamha hame yaad hai.
Tanhaiyo me aksh kyo nikal ate hai,
Hame unki wafai ka zamana yaad hai
Dupatte se dhak leta tha chand jab husn,
Mujhe mohabat ka har ek fasana yaad hai
Par har pyara lamha hame yaad hai.
Tanhaiyo me aksh kyo nikal ate hai,
Hame unki wafai ka zamana yaad hai
Dupatte se dhak leta tha chand jab husn,
Mujhe mohabat ka har ek fasana yaad hai
Circuit vs short circuit
CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath
hope u all like it
thanks
Bollywood
Cricket
