Recap:
Ravjot smiles, and puts her arm around Meera's shoulder, and walks. Prem, who had managed to only hear, what Ravjot had said about Yug trying to flirt with her on the plane and the last bit when he was called mature and the whole story about Meera, asking Ravjot to retell the whole story at home, sighs. Ye Yug bhi na...
"Hey! We are at the cafe!" states Prem.
Chapter 6
Prem manages to get them a table of four, outside in the cool hot sun of Cafe Bristo.
"Here you go sir," the waitress, a slim, slender and tall looking women says, as she passes the menu's around the table, mainly focusing on Prem and Yug. Ravjot lets out a little laugh seeing Yug feeling uncomfortable around the waitress.
Serves him right. Ab kisi aur ladki ko dekhne ki koshish bhi nahi karega. Ullu ka phatta kahin ka! she thinks, trying to control her laughter.
Meera sees the waitress leaning towards Prem as she handed the menu's out. Even though, trying to look cool, and perfectly okay with what was happening, and the waitress's flirting skills, she finally decides to bend her eyelashes, and starts to play with her nails. Burning with jealousy inside. Meera! What is happening to you? You shouldn't be jealous of some waitress, her heart states. Prem is yours, and he will stay yours!
Meera finally lets go of her wierdness and decides to look up to see Prem not even paying attention to the waitress. Instead, he was too busy talking to Yug, and once in a while, placing a glance at Meera's almost red as a strawberry face. Meera, trying to hide her jealousy, quickly turns around to Ravjot in relief and decides to pick up a good conversation.
"So...Ravjot..." Meera starts, not being able to find the right words to continue it.
"Yea Meera?" Ravjot says, glancing up from the menu.
"Plane? How as the...the...the.... food?" Meera stammers, placing a glance at Prem's face, where his lips were eager to let out a smile. Meera could feel Prem looking at her from the corner of his eyes, and quickly moves her face away from his.
"Bhabs! Don't even ask about the food! It was horrible!" Yug butts in.
Ravjot gives him cold stares, and finally breaking her silence on the whole matter, decides to reply.
"Oh ya? Well, I liked it. And for your kind information, Meera asked ME about the information, and not you." replies Ravjot, eventually getting her voice to become loud.
"Yea, you liked it cus it was MY food." Yug complaints.
Ravjot stands up and folds her arms, giving Yug disgusted looks. A worried Meera also stands up, placing a hand on Ravjot's shoulders, to calm her down.
"Well, Mr. Yug Mittal, you should have found that out a little earlier! That tray of food was MINE. I ordered Non-Veg and that was supposed to be mine." replies Ravjot.
Yug stands up and folds his arms around his chest. A worried Prem places nervous glances at Meera, who was trying her best to pull Ravjot away from Yug. She kew that if Ravjot continued to stand here, Yug's so cute face would soon be a house to stratches and blood.
"Whoa! Who said so? The lady asked me first!..by the way, very hot lady, but anyways, she asked me first, as to what food I wanted, and I said Non-Veg, but then some sucker, which in this case will be you, came butting in and said that you wanted Non-Veg." replies Yug, who was basically leaning towards Ravjot now.
"Sun Yug..." Prem tries to reason with Heer, but Yug doesn't listen and neither does Ravjot.
"Well, yea, because it was supposed to be my serve first, as I was the original passenger of the plane. You got your ticket off some lady which you lied to as 'It is my dog's funeral.' which is cheap. Isn't it?"
All the people in the cafe turn to look at Ravjot and Yug, shocked about what stupid guy would make such a retarted excause. Suddenly, a little boy and a girl, about the ages of 10, come and stand on the corner of the table.
"Fight fight fight!" they start to scream.
Prem and Meera look at them as if they have gone nuts. Ravjot turns around and looks at the girl.
"Thank you, I hope I can make you proud." Ravjot says, proud that someone was willing to support her. Seeing Ravjot say thank you to the girl, Yug turns around and faces the boy.
"Thank you dude. East or West, Boys are the best." he says, smiling at the little boy. After doing so, Ravjot and Yug, turn and glare back at each other.
"Yea, but that gives you NO right to steal my food!" Yug complaints.
"It was MY food!" Ravjot screams.
"Oh really? Was your name written on it?" asks Yug, sarcastically.
"Yea. I added my name in permanent marker." Ravjot says smiling.
"Oh really? Wow! Bhukad! Rhino kahin ki! Food ko bhi nahin choda!" Yug says, making sad gestures and noises.
Oh crap! Yug shouldn't have done that...Meera worries, thinking about Yug's outcome.
Ravjot suddenly jumps out of Meera's grip and onto the table. She suddenly starts to pull Yug's hair, her teeth crunched. Yug does the same and stands on top of the table and holds onto Ravjot's hair and starts to ruffle it side to side, and holding onto the stronger parts of it. Suddenly, moving down from his hair, Ravjot holds tightly onto Yug's face and starts to stratch him. Yug holds onto Ravjot's neck and starts to strangle her...
"Jerk! I won't leave you today!" Ravjot screams, trying to break Yug's grip on her neck, but still moving up and down from his face to his hair...scratching and pulling.
"Baandri....female monkey kahin ki! You move around sooo much! Tu mujhe toh kya? I won't leave you!" Yug screams, strangling Ravjot's throat.
"Grrrrrr....aahhhhhhhhhh" they both scream, and yell, while some people decided to take pictures of this amazing scene, while some girls on one side and boys on the other, decided to scream..."Girls rule!...Boys Rule...Fight Fight Fight.."
A nervous Prem and Meera, decide to talk the matters into their own hands, and stand up on the table themselves, and start to block the views of Yug and Ravjot. Within, 2 seconds of Prem and Meera on the table, their hair were messed up more then Ravjot and Yug's and were now, clinging onto each other for support.
"Meera, this is not working. We have to be stronger..." Prem yells, over top of Yug and Ravjot's never ending loud roars.
"Yes. I will go and stand infront of Ravjot. You handle Yug." Meera screams back t Prem.
Prem nods his head, and Meera decides to make a move towards Ravjot when Prem suddenly holds onto her hand. Meera feels a light breeze pass through her body like a current, and immedietaly turns around to look at Prem. They both stare into each other's eyes...deciding to forget everything that was happening...even if it included Ravjot and Yug, on the verge of murdering each other.
"Meera...be safe..." Prem says, slowly and smiles at her.
Meera smiles back. "Why do I feel like we are going on war?" Meera questions.
They both let out a little laugh and turn to look at Ravjot and Yug, who were busy killing each other.
"You know, this is no less then a war." Prem says, smiling.
"And I have to agree." Meera says, giggling.
~End of Ch 6~
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
