I am 112% mentally ill. =)

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Posted: 17 years ago
#1
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [LMAOO!]
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. [ALL THE TIME! 😆]

TOTAL:4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
28*4 = 112

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 112% mentally ill.
Ha, this is embarrassing.
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sunidhifan4evr thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#2

Originally posted by: Lead-Oxide

[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 2

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [LMAOO!]
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 2

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 4

GRAND TOTAL: 15

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
15*4 = 60%

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 60% mentally ill.

in real lifei m mentally ill imean really ill cnt go in details but i have to take gazallion meds becz of tat 😭
*Simran* thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#3
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL:3

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 2

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:7

GRAND TOTAL: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
23*4 = 92

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 92% mentally ill.
Ha, this is funny.

Edited by *Simran* - 17 years ago
LeadOxide thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#4
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [LMAOO!]
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. [ALL THE TIME! 😆]

TOTAL: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7

GRAND TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
25*4 = 100

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 100% mentally ill.! 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
#5
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 3

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [AHAH YE 😆]
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 0

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL:3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 3

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 18

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
18*4 = 72

I am 72% mentally ill. 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
#6
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 2

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. LOL!!!!
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.LOL!! The other day

TOTAL: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x]You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 1

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:2

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. quite few dishes 😳
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
20x4 = 80
Iam 80% Mentally ill 😆

209252 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
#7
[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 1

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 0

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:1

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 0

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 0

GRAND TOTAL: 4

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
4*4=16

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 16% Mentally ill
MasterKatara18 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#8
[x]You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. LMAO!🤣
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. Always :/

TOTAL: 5

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 26

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
26*4= 104

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.
I am 104% mentally ill :/ Great. LOL!
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Posted: 17 years ago
#9
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 2

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
20 x 4 = 80

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 80% mentally ill.
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Posted: 17 years ago
#10

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [LMAOO!]
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL:4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL:

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
24*4 = 96

and re-post as: I am ( your total # )% Mentally ill.

I am 96% mentally ill.
Ha, this is embarrassing.
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