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Posted: 17 years ago
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An old lady was sitting home all alone, when there was a knock at her door.

"Go away!!" said the old lady. "I am broke and haven't got any money". And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emtied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder".

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork cause they cut off my electricity this morning!!"

Have a nice day folks!

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Sanjana92 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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🤣 poor man will eat the remainder...🤣🤣🤣 great joke btw...
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Posted: 17 years ago
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That is really funny..Hahahaha!
I didn't get it @ first, but then I did...HahahhHhahah
Samiya=)
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Posted: 17 years ago
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OMG
aww ii feel srry for him ROFL😆
niice joke!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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those kind of promises shud not be made.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: gursharan

An old lady was sitting home all alone, when there was a knock at her door.

"Go away!!" said the old lady. "I am broke and haven't got any money". And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emtied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder".

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork cause they cut off my electricity this morning!!"

Have a nice day folks!

that's really funny😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Very Funny indeed !! He wont need any christmas dinner after That Horse Manure !! HaHaHa !! 😃 !!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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please, if you guys can then post your own jokes as well, it would be great if me make this into a full comedy topic
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Posted: 17 years ago
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@Gurshuran,

thnks for the funny joke
...n wud like to hve some more ...thnks
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Bechara! That was really funny!!!!! TFS!!!!!!!!😆

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