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The film was superb, and has its own set of funny and amazing quotes. So I think we should have our own list for the movie, just like we have ones for the all 4 books.
~ The film was hilarious at times which was totally unexpected when the trailers make it seem to dark and intense.
- Anyway here are some of my favs (I can only remember the funny ones right now) feel free to add..
Bella introduced to the Cullens..
Jessica: Those are the Cullens. ... The little dark haired girl is Alice, she's really weird... and um..she's with Jasper, the blond one who always looks like his in pain'
Edward : What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella: No, not the moats.
Edward: Not the moats.
Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward: Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.772...
Bella: I don't need the square root of pie.
Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name's Bella!
Esme: Get a whiff of that.
Rosalie: Here comes the human.
Esme: I hope your hungry..
Bella: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward: She already ate.
Alice: Hi Bella!
[Walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward: Alice, what are you-?
Alice: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.
Carlisle: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.
Jasper: P..Pleasure to meet you.
Alice: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.
Edward: I can read every mind in this room; apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex...cat!
~ Some I found..lol
"is there something wrong with me?" --Bella
"I just told you that I can read minds, and you think there is something wrong with you?" --Edward.
"So that's what you dream about, becoming a monster?" --Edward
"I dream about being with you forever!" --Bella
Edward- Just ignore Rosalie, i do.
Bella- Everyone's staring
Edward- No, not that guy, oh wait, he just looked.
Edward- Well since I'm going to hell anyway [put his arm around Bella]
Edward- You better hold on tight spider monkey!
Victoria- I'm the one with the wicked curve ball
Jasper- Oh i think we can handle it!
James- You brought a snack.
Rosalie: That's my monkey man!
Billy - Besides Jacob kept bugging me, to see you.
Jacob- Wow dad, thanks.
Billy - just keepin' it real.
Jacobs dad- I'm down wit da kids
Charlie- oh yah, you duh bomb.
"Don't worry baby i got your back"--Eric [to Bella]
"I'll take good care of her sir"--Edward
"yeah i heard that one before"--Charlie
🤣 ----> "Are you being safe?"--Renee
"He looks at you like you're something to eat" - Mike Newton
Mike- Hey Arizona! How ya liking the rain?
Mike- Hey Arizona, so..you and Cullen eh? Yeah i don't like it..He look at you at like you're something to EAT
(Its more the way he say's this..lol)
Edward- Uh..I had an adrenaline rush, very common, you can google it.
[Bella going the prom]
Charlie: Bella.. I put another bottle of pepper spray in your bag..
Bella: Dad, he {Edward} wants to meet you the proper way
Charlie: Send him in (Clicks gun into place)
~ Feel free to add anymore..lol!
~ The film was generally really funny, compared to the book but I haven't added any other type of quotes. Most of the really meaningful ones are in the book too..😳
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~ The film was hilarious at times which was totally unexpected when the trailers make it seem to dark and intense.
- Anyway here are some of my favs (I can only remember the funny ones right now) feel free to add..
Bella introduced to the Cullens..
Jessica: Those are the Cullens. ... The little dark haired girl is Alice, she's really weird... and um..she's with Jasper, the blond one who always looks like his in pain'
Edward : What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella: No, not the moats.
Edward: Not the moats.
Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward: Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.772...
Bella: I don't need the square root of pie.
Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name's Bella!
Esme: Get a whiff of that.
Rosalie: Here comes the human.
Esme: I hope your hungry..
Bella: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward: She already ate.
Alice: Hi Bella!
[Walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward: Alice, what are you-?
Alice: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.
Carlisle: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.
Jasper: P..Pleasure to meet you.
Alice: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.
Edward: I can read every mind in this room; apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex...cat!
~ Some I found..lol
"is there something wrong with me?" --Bella
"I just told you that I can read minds, and you think there is something wrong with you?" --Edward.
"So that's what you dream about, becoming a monster?" --Edward
"I dream about being with you forever!" --Bella
Edward- Just ignore Rosalie, i do.
Bella- Everyone's staring
Edward- No, not that guy, oh wait, he just looked.
Edward- Well since I'm going to hell anyway [put his arm around Bella]
Edward- You better hold on tight spider monkey!
Victoria- I'm the one with the wicked curve ball
Jasper- Oh i think we can handle it!
James- You brought a snack.
Rosalie: That's my monkey man!
Billy - Besides Jacob kept bugging me, to see you.
Jacob- Wow dad, thanks.
Billy - just keepin' it real.
Jacobs dad- I'm down wit da kids
Charlie- oh yah, you duh bomb.
"Don't worry baby i got your back"--Eric [to Bella]
"I'll take good care of her sir"--Edward
"yeah i heard that one before"--Charlie
🤣 ----> "Are you being safe?"--Renee
"He looks at you like you're something to eat" - Mike Newton
Mike- Hey Arizona! How ya liking the rain?
Mike- Hey Arizona, so..you and Cullen eh? Yeah i don't like it..He look at you at like you're something to EAT
(Its more the way he say's this..lol)
Edward- Uh..I had an adrenaline rush, very common, you can google it.
[Bella going the prom]
Charlie: Bella.. I put another bottle of pepper spray in your bag..
Bella: Dad, he {Edward} wants to meet you the proper way
Charlie: Send him in (Clicks gun into place)
~ Feel free to add anymore..lol!
~ The film was generally really funny, compared to the book but I haven't added any other type of quotes. Most of the really meaningful ones are in the book too..😳
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