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😆😆ellozzzzzzzzzzzz''..yew rockin' ppl...supp?? how rya doin'??well festive season iz around d corner....n' m loosin' ma inner balance....😆...so js 2 reduce d risk of ny' serious brain damage...i hv 2 keep ma mind busyy..😆😆..
So dere yew goe...m here again...with ma usual Talli posts...😆😆
Buh first d
Recap:😳
Pehle epi mein aapne dekha...
*Kranti is buggin' god...with d typical standard..ques..like" y me?? mere saath hi aisa kyun...meine kisi ka kya bigara hai"😆😆
*Raj iz in devdas mode....n' iz hurt cuz his taklu *shona* baby dint kiss him...😆
*Kranti offers raj to do d honours 4 him by Killin' him...😆😆
*Raj in frustration...starts strippin' ...buh ask kranti 2 leave 😆😆😉
*Kranti decides 2 hypnotize him ....so dat she can staii in d room...n' can njoyy d "free show"😆
*Raj...becomes all romantic with kranti...😳
*Kranti feels raj ... irresistable...😆😆
Ab aage...😳
Kranti: (thinkin' 2 herself)ummmm...yeh toh kuch zyada hi ho gaya...dis guy is gettin' on me now.... 😆Raj:(Still in singin' mode)😆....
Aaja..aaja..mein hun pyaar tera...
valla valla..inkaar tera...
aa aa aaja ...aa aa aaja...aa aa aaja..aa aa aa...😆😆
Kranti: dhal gaya din..
ho gayii shaam...
jaane do jaana hai...😆
Raj:Aaao na..gale lagao na..
lagii bujha do na..
o saajana...
tumne joh agan lagaii hai..
toh chu ke dekho na..kahan kahan....😆😆
While aur chachundar-sherni were busy playin' antaakshri....
Dere's one be-chain atma...who iz eavedroppin' as olwaiiz'...tensed dat her full proved plan js went in vein...😕
😆😆Be-chain aatma: hmmmmmmmmm...antakshrii??interestin'..nahin...n se....n se...uh...wot wuz dat song again...yea..it goes like dis..
na jaane logon..inhen kya ho gaya...
Abhii toh plan banaya tha..
as olwaiiz...flop ho gaya...😆😆
Scene shifts...
Kranti sumhow manage to gett otta' raj's hold..
Kranti: Thank god...dis hyper-activated chanchundar iz now at silent mode....ufffffff....dis chachundar even smells like a rat...ewwwwww..i almost wanted to puke...😆😆
jus wen...she wuz plannin' 2 sleep...she realized dat...d chachundar has changed his mode 4m silent 2...viberation....n' "He is snorin'"...😆😆😆
Kranti: omg..dis chachundar is geetin' on ma nerves now...pathetic..i tell ya...who changed his mode again'??😆
Kranti: eh be-chain aatma part II... uth...kiya raat ke 2 baje...shuru ho gaya hai tu.....😆😆
Raj: wa ya doin' here churikumari......thinkin' of takin' of attemptin' rape on me...😆...buh lemme tell ya...if ma shonu monu...talku baby...came 2 noe bout' ur "gande iraade" he'll bash ya up...He luvs me yew noe...😆😆
Kranti: tu toh chup hi reh...if ur shonu monu taklu baby come 2 noe..dat yew were snorin' ur lungs out...in d middle of d night...he'll dump you rite dere 4 sure...😆
Kranti-Tum use kuch nahii bataogii...agar woh mujhe chor dega toh...mein kahan jaaunga...😆😆
Kranti: bill mein jayega chachundar,.....aur kahan jayega...😆
Just den Raj holds kranti's hand...tryin' his best 2 seduce her...so dat she doent tell his takla luv about his lil' secret..😆...(and sholay sequence by kranti-raj iz performed)😆
Raj: aha...kya churiyan hen...kahan se li??waise dis haath iz betta' den our chooriyan...gurl.....😆...yeh haath mujhe dede kranti...
Kranti: naiiiiiiiiiii
Raj: yeh haath mujhe dede....
Kranti naiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....😆😆
Raj: so u'll try 2 take ma luv awaii 4m me...
bol...kranti bol..😆😆
Kranti: Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy😆
Raj: Mummy nahii bol deal or no deal.......😉
Confused kranti looks @ raj..
Kranti: deal or no deal??? mandira bedii samjha hai kya...dikhta nahii poore kapre pehntii hoon mein...😆😉
Raj: Mandira gayii club mein...wot m tryin' 2 saii iz dat...if yew wan' me 2 set ya free...don' tell ma luv bout' nythin'...😆js zip it..(omg i tell ya..dis guy is truely ,madly ,deeply in luv with taklu...)😆😲
Kranti: now, i'll tell taklu 4 sure......itna tang karta hai tu mujhe...raat raat bhar tansen ki tarah bajta hi rehta hai bas...😆
Raj: mein tang karta hoon...??aaj kal terii wajeh se joh mujhe itna sochna par raha hai....uska kya?? pata nahii brain utility bill kitna aayega is maheene..😆😆
Kranti: Brain Utility bill??? dude Brain abhii aaya nahii...aur utility bill pehle hii...advance mein bhij vayenge kya...ki in case...tum yeh service use karo toh...😆?? tell ya..ur goverment iz scewin' ya up ...yew brainless...creature..😆
Raj: (thinkin' 2 himself) Hmmmmmmmmm i guess dis churikumarii iz rite dis tym...how can i b charged of sumthin' dat i hardly use??😆😆....
Epi end on raj's thotful face...😆😆
*Will raj fight for his haqq with govenment..??😲
*Will kranti leak out d secret to raj's onlii luv..makin' chatnii of chachundar's feelin'.zzzz...😳😆
jaanne ke liye dekhte rahiye..MAIN TALLI KYUN HUA...😳😆
i noe guyz...dis iz d dumbest part i eva' created...buh..trust me..cudnt find ny suitable pictures...4 d sequence....dat i wanted 2 create...so yea..xcuse me if dis doent make sense 2 ya...😆😉
luv
neha😳
Jodha Akbar
