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Posted: 16 years ago
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A TRUCK driver slammed on his brakes when the vehicle ahead of him suddenly stopped. His rig began to jackknife, and rather than crash he let it have its way-across the road and out into a field, where it rolled to a stop. He got out to check for damage and found, right behind him, a fancy van. "What are you doing here?" he asked. The van's driver replied, "If whatever was on the road was too big for you to hit, it was too big for me to hit, so I figured the safest thing to do was follow you."

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Posted: 16 years ago
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True And Amusing Anecdotes


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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!


My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted. "OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?" "In the lake."
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Posted: 16 years ago
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True And Amusing Anecdotes


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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!


IT WAS raining, and Sister Agnes was in the middle of her driving lesson when the car had a flat tire. The instructor asked Sister to stand aside while he changed the tire, but she wouldn't hear of it. "Learning to change a tire," she insisted, "is part of learning to drive." As Sister Agnes, in her habit, was kneeling in a puddle, struggling with the tire, a police officer pulled up. In a voice dripping with sarcasm, he turned to the embarrassed instructor and said, "I suppose you're going to tell me the good Lord is working a miracle?"
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