Sodium and his Shirt...Shocking results!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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List of terms for those weak in Chemistry…

Sodium (Na+)

Chlorine (Cl -)

The electron--- Sodium's shirt

Ionic bond formation-- Consummation/ Ding Dong

Eureka! I have finally solved the mystery behind the ionic bond formation between Sodium and Chlorine!

And the results are shocking…. It is Chlorine, not Sodium that is the naughty one….THE CULPRIT!

Here is a brief recap of the chemical reaction behind the Bond formation….

It was Chlorine's Birthday…. Sodium and Chlorine were playing huggaria and kissaria….

And the next second we see…. Sodium and Chlorine have formed an Ionic Bond and Sodium is begging Chlorine to return his Shirt (electron)….

(Angad tells Kripa "Meri Shirt tumhare Kurtey ke neeche hoga" )

But we all know that Sodium was not wearing a Shirt in the first place!!

The image

So from where did his electron (Shirt) come into the picture? Confused?

Here is the actual reaction….

After the temporary forces of huggaria and kissaria…. Sodium wore his electron (Shirt) and was about to leave like a good boy…. When naughty Chlorine blocked his path with Ionic forces….. And then she took away his electron (Shirt)…

Sodium is highly unstable without his electron ( Shirt) and the Ionic Bond was formed that night…. With all the electrons highly interactive!!!

Conclusion: In an Ionic bond, Chlorine takes away Sodium's electron one by one and bechara Sodium has to go to Chlorine to get his electron back!! Naughty Naughty Chlorine!! Whats more…. Chlorine even gave Sodium the wrong electron the next morning…!

(Remember Kripa giving Angad her kurta instead of his Shirt??)

If it were not for Naina- The CATALYTIC POISON (Which stops a chemical reaction) …… we would have had another Chemical Reaction that morning!!!

And if these chemical reactions keep happening… We will soon have Sodium-Chloride crystals!!!

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TeriMeriKhushi thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Vah vah great chemical analysis swordfish! I just love it! Its exactly like Veena di's poem.

The electron is what these two bond over and the electron is what these two fight over.
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Posted: 19 years ago
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they come together and make table salt..hence all the sourness between the couple 😆 😆

very funny though 😆

*reeps 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Hey Reeps....It aint sourness....Its saltiness!!! 😆 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Too much. Can't stop laughing. When I was learning ionic bond where were you. I had such a hard time understanding it. 😆 . Its too good. Great chemistry analysis. After learning chemistry from both you and Venna di chemistry has becom fun for me. Great analysis. 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 a what a theory! someone is bored or just in the mood?
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Posted: 19 years ago
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heehee!! Man i really want to know the secret to their chemistry..it cant just be their acting!!! 😛
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Posted: 19 years ago
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u should b awarded the nobel prize for chem next year.....brilliant,,,,,...... 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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A detective and a chemistry teacher 😆
good one👏
Love
maya

Edited by maya123 - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 oh my god dis so vry hilarious i m jumping on my chair god it will break too gud lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz too gud plzzzzzzzzzzz post more of dis stuff 😆

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