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very girl--- needs to know one-liners to get back
to those irritating guys who trouble you..
i got this email frm one of ma friends...
Learn something frm this...n give back!
BEST WAYS TO TURN GUYS DOWN:
< 1) He: May i have this pleasure of dance?
she: sorry i need to have pelasure too
2)He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
she: i must have been given your share
3)He: Will you come out with me this weekend?
she:Sorry, am having fever this weekend,
4) Guy: what wil you say if i tell u tht i want to marry you?
Gal: Nothing.
Guy: huh?
Gal: I cant speak and laugh at the same time!
5) Guy: do you think it was fate that bouht us together?
Gal: No it was plain bad luck
6) Guy: Where have you been all ym life?
Gal: Hiding from you
7) Guy: I think i;ve seen you somewhere before...
Guy: Yeah thats why i dotn go there anymore
8) Guy: is this seat empty?
gal: Yes. n this one will be too if you sit down
9) Guy: Lets go for a movie this weekend
gal: I've already seen it!!!!
10) Guy: Can i have your number?
gal: why? don't you have your own?
to those irritating guys who trouble you..
i got this email frm one of ma friends...
Learn something frm this...n give back!
BEST WAYS TO TURN GUYS DOWN:
< 1) He: May i have this pleasure of dance?
she: sorry i need to have pelasure too
2)He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
she: i must have been given your share
3)He: Will you come out with me this weekend?
she:Sorry, am having fever this weekend,
4) Guy: what wil you say if i tell u tht i want to marry you?
Gal: Nothing.
Guy: huh?
Gal: I cant speak and laugh at the same time!
5) Guy: do you think it was fate that bouht us together?
Gal: No it was plain bad luck
6) Guy: Where have you been all ym life?
Gal: Hiding from you
7) Guy: I think i;ve seen you somewhere before...
Guy: Yeah thats why i dotn go there anymore
8) Guy: is this seat empty?
gal: Yes. n this one will be too if you sit down
9) Guy: Lets go for a movie this weekend
gal: I've already seen it!!!!
10) Guy: Can i have your number?
gal: why? don't you have your own?
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