Hello fellow Dvians,
The oil shortage topic inspired me to write a letter. A letter from Bhimsen to AV. It's just for a good laugh, and nothing serious or offensive...so please don't think I'm being rude...
So, strap on your seatbelt and get ready for a WILD ride.
Hiya Aryavardhan,
So how's it going? Everything fine? Well, if everything is fine, then it's not going to be anymore! I am going to destroy your life! Muahahaha!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, just had to do that). Anyway, you must be wondering who this rude person is. I'll give a clue. The same person who stole your wig years ago. No? Still don't remember. Okay, how about...the same person who stole your magical hair growing oil, and finished your whole stock? Still clueless? You remeber those wonderful clip on earings you had? You do? Good. Now, do you remeber who stole them? No? Come on, I gave you a big hint.
OKAY YOU BARNACLE BRAINS! It's me, Bhimsen!!!! Don't you remeber anything about the good old days?! When I used to steal all your rubbish. I didn't even need it, but it was fun seeing you shed tears over your wig....😈
Anyway....I only bothered to write because I meant to tell you, I am the saviour of all the shramiks. That's right. Your worst nightmare and a magical hair growing oil theif. And I'm back in action! So you better hold on to those jars of oil, and your lovely new clip on earings, coz I'm going to get them all! Muahahahaha! In which case, my warning is useless!
Anyway, get ready for your destruction! I'm coming...soon.
Lots of erm...well, how do I end this...
Lots of oily hugys😉,
Bhimsen.
Okay guys, I hope u liked my feeble attempt in letter writing. Do post your comments.