Abhiya AT #344 ~ Hum Dheere Dheere Dheere Pagal Ho Rahe Hai - Page 147

🔴 Scene: Sid & Abhay Watching Piya Make Another Questionable Life Decision

• Piya (standing in the middle of a dark, obviously dangerous forest at night): “Maybe I should go deeper into the woods to investigate!”

• Sid (watching from the shadows, whispering to Abhay): “How has she not died yet?”

• Abhay (whispering back): “I genuinely have no idea.”

• Piya (hears a noise, but instead of running, turns around dramatically): “Who’s there?!”

• Sid (facepalming): “Why do people in horror movies always do this?”

• Abhay: “It’s not a movie, Sid. This is her real thought process.”

• Sid (deadpan): ”…Wow.”

• Piya (walking closer to the sound): “Hello??”

• Sid (muttering): “She’s making it so easy for the serial killers, man.”

• Abhay (sighing): “I should probably save her, shouldn’t I?”

• Sid: “Eh. Give it a few more minutes. Maybe she’ll actually learn this time.”

• (Five minutes later, Piya is cornered by a random bad guy.)

• Abhay (groaning, getting up to save her): “Nope. She’s learned nothing.”

• Sid (smirking): “What else is new?”

🔴 Scene: Sid Reacts to Finding Out Panchi Loves Abhay

• Sid, reading a text from Panchi: “Wait… hold up.”

• Sid (calling Abhay): “Brother. Please tell me this is a joke.”

• Abhay (sighing, tired): “What now, Sid?”

• Sid (laughing uncontrollably): “Panchi. Loves. You.”

• Abhay: ”…Yeah.”

• Sid: “OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BREATHE. HAHAHA!”

• Abhay: “Sid, stop.”

• Sid (wiping a fake tear): “First, Piya. Then Panchi. Who’s next, bro? Their mom?”

• Abhay (groaning): “Please shut up.”

• Sid: “Honestly, I don’t even have to do anything to make your life a mess. You and your love triangles do all the work for me.”

• Abhay: “I hate my life.”

• Sid (grinning): “And I love it.”

🔴 Scene: The Great Werewolf vs. Vampire Battle (That No One Cared About)

• Jeh (dramatic villain mode activated): “This is war, Abhay!”

• Abhay (stoic as ever): “I don’t want to fight you, Jeh.”

• Sid (eating popcorn from the sidelines): “I do, though.”

• Jeh (growling): “Sid! You stay out of this!”

• Sid (mock offense): “Oh, wow. The villain is telling me to stay out of it? That’s new.”

• Jeh (ignoring him): “This is between me and Abhay!”

• Sid: “Nah, this is between you and your pathetic ability to be a villain.”

• Jeh (snarling): “I am the biggest threat in this story!”

• Sid (laughing): “Bro. You were killed by Piya’s dad. Let that sink in.”

• Jeh (turning red with rage): “SHUT UP!”

• Sid (smirking): “Man, even Maithili had a better send-off than you. And she died twice.”

• Abhay (sighing): “Can we please just fight and end this?”

• Sid (grinning, still eating popcorn): “Oh no, you guys go ahead. I’m just here for the comedy at this point.”

Honestly, Sid should’ve just been the main character. Imagine the absolute chaos if he had stuck around longer.

Honestly, I can imagine a whole Sid Reacts to Piya’s Greatest Hits series:

🔴 Scene: Piya Confronts Yet Another Villain With Zero Plan

• Piya (marching up to a dangerous supernatural villain): “I know what you did!”

• Sid (watching from a distance, whispering to Abhay): “Did she bring weapons?”

• Abhay (shaking his head): “Nope.”

• Sid: “Backup?”

• Abhay: “Nope.”

• Sid: “Any plan whatsoever?”

• Abhay: “You already know the answer.”

• Sid (laughing): “Oh, this is gonna be good.”

(Villain grabs Piya effortlessly and nearly kills her.)

• Sid: “And there it is.”

• Abhay (rolling his eyes, moving to save her): “This is my life now.”

• Sid (grinning, still watching): “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here for the show.”

🔴 Scene: Piya Breaking Into the Raichand House for the 10,000th Time

• Piya (sneaking in, convinced she’s being stealthy): “They’ll never know I’m here.”

• Sid (sitting in a chair, watching her the whole time): “Piya. We have super hearing. We knew the moment you opened the gate.”

• Piya (startled): “OH! Sid?! W-what are you doing here?!”

• Sid: “I live here.”

• Piya (trying to act confident): “Well… I have questions.”

• Sid (mock shock): “NO! You? Questions? How shocking!” (leans forward) “Let me guess, you want to know about Abhay’s tragic past for the millionth time?”

• Piya: “Actually… yes.”

• Sid (groaning, rubbing his temples): “Woman. Google exists. Get a hobby.”

🔴 Scene: Sid and Abhay Watching Yet Another Forced Love Triangle

• Piya (arguing with Jeh while Abhay sulks nearby): “I just don’t know who to trust anymore!”

• Sid (leaning on Abhay’s shoulder, dramatically whispering): “Do you know who to trust?”

• Abhay (deadpan): “No, Sid.”

• Sid: “Should we tell her?”

• Abhay: “She won’t listen.”

• Sid: “Yeah, you’re right. Let’s just let her suffer for a bit.”

🔴 Scene: Abhay, Piya, and Jeh Drama Unfolds While Sid Sips His Drink

• Piya (crying dramatically): “Abhay, why are you pushing me away?!”

• Abhay (brooding as usual): “It’s for your own good, Piya. I’m dangerous.”

• Jeh (angry): “Yeah, well, if he doesn’t want you, I do!”

(Cue intense love triangle tension. Sid, meanwhile, is lounging on the couch with a drink in hand.)

• Sid (to himself, grinning): “Oh, this is gold.”

• Sid (turning to Abhay): “Wow, baby bro. You really messed this one up. How are both of your enemies in love with your girl?”

• Abhay (groaning, glaring at him): “Sid. Shut. Up.”

• Sid (ignoring him, still watching): “No, no, please, don’t mind me. Keep going. This is better than TV.”

(Piya storms off, Jeh follows, Abhay stands there dramatically, staring into space.)

• Sid (mock sympathy): “Awww. Poor baby Abhay. So much drama, and all self-inflicted.”

• Abhay (gritting his teeth): “Why are you even here, Sid?”

• Sid (shrugging): “For the entertainment, obviously.”

🔴 Scene: Piya and Abhay’s Breakup Number 48

• Piya: “I hate you, Abhay! I never want to see you again!”

• Abhay: “Good, because I was leaving anyway.”

• Piya: “Fine!”

• Abhay: “Fine!”

(Piya storms away dramatically, only to come back five minutes later.)

• Piya: “Wait. But why are you leaving?”

• Sid (watching from the sidelines, smirking): “Aaand there it is.”

• Abhay (sighing, rubbing his temples): “Piya…”

• Sid: “Bro, just tell her you’re going to the bathroom or something. She won’t even question it.”

• Piya (confused): “Wait, what?”

• Sid: “Oh, nothing, sweetheart. Please, continue ruining your own life.”

🔴 Scene: Piya is About to Trust Yet Another Suspicious Stranger

• Stranger (mysterious smile): “Come with me, Piya. I will explain everything.”

• Piya (nodding immediately): “Okay!”

• Abhay (rushing in): “PIYA NO!”

• Sid (watching from the shadows, shaking his head): “Ah, classic Piya. Trusting shady strangers since Episode 1.”

• Abhay (glaring at Sid): “Aren’t you going to help?!”

• Sid: “Why? You know the drill—she won’t learn anything.”

• Abhay: “Sid, for once, just—”

• Sid (holding up a finger): “Wait five minutes. Maybe she’ll learn this time.”

• (Piya, of course, does not learn and gets kidnapped immediately.)

• Sid (sighs dramatically): “Nope. She’s learned nothing.”

🔴 Scene: Abhay Being His Overdramatic Self

• Abhay (staring at the night sky, brooding as usual): “I am darkness. I am cursed. I must push Piya away.”

• Sid (mocking him): “Oh nooo, poor tragic vampire. Must be so hard being devastatingly handsome, brooding, and loved by everyone. How do you survive?”

• Abhay (glaring): “I swear to—”

• Sid: “Like, bro. What even are your vampire powers? Running fast into the forest to scream? Throwing trees around? That’s not vampire. That’s just aggressive gardening.”*

• Abhay (gritting his teeth): “Sid. Leave.”

• Sid: “Nah. I’m invested in this soap opera now.”