From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 144

If I had to choose between you and stepping on a Lego, I'd have some serious thinking to do.

You were the human version of a fake You've Won! pop-up ad nothing but a scam.

you were like a vacation in a place with bad WiFi—exciting at first, but frustrating and not worth returning to.

You're not the sun to my sky, you're just a cloudy day.

It's time for you to go, and for me to glow

I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just evicting you from my life

I hope you find what you're looking for, because it's not me

I'm done with the drama, and I'm done with you.

I'm not fighting for us, because I'm already winning without you

I should've known you were temporary just like every dumb trend I regret participating in.